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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11577 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-08 20:34:53
July 21 2009 06:15 GMT
#1


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Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 21 2009 06:19 GMT
#2
Hm... I really enjoyed it.

Good to see that there are more to come.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
July 21 2009 06:30 GMT
#3
Why does the guy repeated throw himself off the building when he knows he won't die :l
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
July 21 2009 08:44 GMT
#4
On July 21 2009 15:30 GhostKorean wrote:
Why does the guy repeated throw himself off the building when he knows he won't die :l


This. No sense looking for pain. Though any feelings and emotions he may receive from the fall may be better than the monotony of feeling the same way every day.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
July 29 2009 15:55 GMT
#5
lol reminds me of this joke:
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There's a bar on top of a really, really high building and it's very windy outside, so it is swaying back and forth.

A guy walks into the bar and has some drinks and is there for a few hours.
Another guy comes and sits next to him.

The first guy who has been there for a while looks at the man and says to him, "You know that there is a nice breeze outside and if you jump out it will blow you right back in."

The second guy doesn't agree and tells him to prove it. So, the first guy jumps out the window and comes soaring right back in.
The second guy asks him to do it one more time. So, the first guy jumps out and the nice breeze takes him right back into the bar.

At this time the second guy is starting to believe him and decides he needs to try this. He then jumps out and falls down to his death.

The bartender turns to the first guy and says, "Superman, your an asshole when your drunk!!"

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