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On July 19 2009 13:24 The Storyteller wrote:
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On July 18 2009 02:03 MoltkeWarding wrote:
The child will probably be beaten into a regimented and unhappy childhood, and grow up with a dearth of imagination and wit. In that case I would advise the prospective mother to remain in Germany after all.


Yes, because the Germans are renowned for being jolly, unregimented, imaginative and witty.

They are. Germany is the land of poets and thinkers (Dichter und Denker). You're thinking of Prussia.
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