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When i lose my first vessel.

Blogs > YPang
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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
June 18 2009 19:07 GMT
#1
When my first Vessel dies i scream fuck
I pound my fist on my table and yell that sucks
Relentless i am, i continue to push
until a group of lurkers does their ambush

I play in spite, and pump more rines
The scumbag race techs faster than me
I see a roach with 2 pincers come out of its shell
i press alt Q Q and i started to pout.

Fucken damn it i scream to myself
one lousy vessel turn the fucken game around
if my vessel was 1 matrix behind
I would raped the noob, and it'd be fine.

I rage quit without a gg
remade the game and the same noob comes to see,
I gladly rematched him cuz iknow he sucks
the bitch does a 5 pool and i know fucked.

Raged out of SC immediatly
Came on TL and want people to comfort me
I hate when i lose like that alright
just gave up and give out a sigh....


*****
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
YianKutKu
Profile Joined January 2009
United States142 Posts
June 18 2009 19:09 GMT
#2
-snap snap snap-
hwighting!
Yaqoob
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Canada3337 Posts
June 18 2009 19:09 GMT
#3
What did I tell you about losing your first vessel?
김택용 Fighting!
SoulMarine
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States586 Posts
June 18 2009 19:09 GMT
#4
On June 19 2009 04:07 YPang wrote:
When my first Vessel dies i scream fuck
I pound my fist on my table and yell that sucks
Relentless i am, i continue to push
until a group of lurkers does their ambush

I play in spite, and pump more rines
The scumbag race techs faster than me
I see a roach with 2 pincers come out of its shell
i press alt Q Q and i started to pout.

Fucken damn it i scream to myself
one lousy vessel turn the fucken game around
if my vessel was 1 matrix behind
I would raped the noob, and it'd be fine.

I rage quit without a gg
remade the game and the same noob comes to see,
I gladly rematched him cuz iknow he sucks
the bitch does a 5 pool and i know fucked.

Raged out of SC immediatly
Came on TL and want people to comfort me
I hate when i lose like that alright
just gave up and give out a sigh....



We all have those times. with that little extra insult. You just got fired, and then your nice little cup of pencils falls over.
베이비 폭스 WeMade 파이팅! ~ WeMade 팬 ~ BaBy 팬 ~ щ(゚Д゚щ) Gee Gee Gee Gee BaBy BaBy BaBy ♫♫
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
June 18 2009 19:13 GMT
#5
I know exactly how you feel, i just lost to two 5 pools in a row, and then i lost to a proxy 3 gate. UGH ><
U Gotta Skate.
gettodaroflchoppa
Profile Joined May 2009
104 Posts
June 18 2009 19:14 GMT
#6
On June 19 2009 04:07 YPang wrote:
Came on TL and want people to comfort me


wha?
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
June 18 2009 19:17 GMT
#7
I would rather lose to Zerg, than some faggot fuck tosses
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
June 18 2009 19:17 GMT
#8
owned
Entusman #12
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
June 18 2009 19:22 GMT
#9
On June 19 2009 04:17 clazziquai wrote:
I would rather lose to Zerg, than some faggot fuck tosses


Protoss FTW.

Poems about SC are also ftw
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Entertaining
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada793 Posts
June 18 2009 19:23 GMT
#10
why do people quote the entire Post, wtf is with that? And ive never had losing my first vessel screw an entire game before, that would suck T.T
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
June 18 2009 19:23 GMT
#11
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Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
June 18 2009 19:24 GMT
#12
actually this is awesome
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
June 18 2009 19:24 GMT
#13
haha that was good

happy birthday clazziquai
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
June 18 2009 19:30 GMT
#14
why do soo many zergs try to 4 or 5 pool on heartbreak ridge? I think i've played 6-7 people that have tried that on me this week already.
imSoniyak
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada12 Posts
June 18 2009 19:33 GMT
#15
sucks to lose like that, but you sure let it out well in that poem
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-18 19:36:13
June 18 2009 19:34 GMT
#16
On June 19 2009 04:23 boesthius wrote:
5/5

also what's with all the birthdays yo~


someone should make a bday thread for all these people

Edit: lol nice poem but i can't relate us toss have observers to detect lurkers, and did i mention they're cloaked ? ^ ^ toss ftw
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
June 18 2009 19:42 GMT
#17
Gladstone, newbie
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
June 18 2009 19:42 GMT
#18
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o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
June 18 2009 19:53 GMT
#19
On June 19 2009 04:34 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 19 2009 04:23 boesthius wrote:
5/5

also what's with all the birthdays yo~


someone should make a bday thread for all these people

A spoiler for each month and a list of everyone's bdays in order for each month
foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
June 18 2009 20:09 GMT
#20
Nice. ^^
觀過斯知仁矣.
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