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Last Edited: 2009-06-04 04:31:52
June 04 2009 04:24 GMT
#1
Beginning Pyrotechnic Guide!
By 404.Nitrogen

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Hello there! In my attempt to win a sc2 beta key, I have decided to write a guide. This guide is for one of my absolute all time favorite things: fire!

A few notes before we get started (on pyrotechnics in general, you may not need some of these
for what I have explained in this guide)
  1. SAFETY HOLY SHIT DON'T SKIP THIS PART WHAT THE FUCK. SAFETY FIRST ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS. NOT JUST FOR YOU, BUT FOR EVERYONE AROUND YOU HOLY SHIT SERIOUSLY. Burns are INCREDIBLY painful if you don't know. Work in an open area with good ventilation (preferably outdoors). Please take my advice because I've learned this from personal experience, including lighting white gasoline on my hand, spilling ~10 M HCl on my hand, inhaling HCl fumes, and getting molten sugar on my leg... For the love of god, safety first. P.S. WEAR YOUR FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES.
  2. Make sure what you're doing is legal. Check in with your local fire station if you cannot find the information online.
  3. Wash your hands before and after handling any chemicals! The ones in this guide aren't that bad, but once you start using things like barium salts and antimony trisulfide you must always wash your hands.
  4. Keep your work area clean!


Now I will go into more safety things...

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Be clean!
Being organized and clean prevents contamination, accidental ignition, and tons of other things. Just be clean.

Wear proper clothes
No synthetic fibers! They will melt onto your skin and will stick on if heated/burned. I saw this happen first hand to someone in my eight grade science class. Wearing proper clothes includes wearing safety glasses.

Don't use any sparking tools.
Although we won't be using very many tools that could ignite anything in this tutorial, always be sure to avoid tools made out of steel and iron, even if they are galvanized. Instead bronze, aluminum, wood or plastic. Be careful when using plastic with paper tubes because you can build up a charge on the plastic, possibly creating a spark.

Try to avoid glass/PVC type materials
Avoid putting any explosive compounds in anything that will fragment easily, such as glass or PVC. A few things you can use are paper and fiberglass, and certain types of plastic (I'm not sure which kinds).
You will probably be mostly using paper.

Contamination/Misusing Chemicals
Don't try to substitute any chemicals for other ones please... potassium chlorate and potassium perchlorate are very different, especially when sulfur is involved. Contamination, as you can imagine, is really bad. Avoid it. Remember to always wash your hands before/after handling chemicals, even if you have gloves on!
A few things to avoid mixing (not using them in this guide though)
  • Chlorates with sulfur, sulfides, or phosphorus.
  • Chlorates with nitrates and aluminum.
Both of these lead to spontaneous combustion.

On to the guide...
I'm going to cover how to make two separate things in this guide, both of which are fairly easy to make.

Candy Smoke Mix
A very simply smoke bomb that can burn very vigorously at times :p

This video is from like a year ago. (Don't make fun of my voice, I had a cold)


Okay! So the basic idea behind this one is that the potassium nitrate is an oxidizer, which aids in the burning of the sugar, which creates lots of smoke.

Materials (I will explain where to buy these at the end of the guide)
Potassium nitrate
Sugar (Granulated is fine, powdered works better though)
Fuse (Visco preferably)
Scale
Electric heat source (Not open flame, use something like a hot plate.)
Mixing utensil (Anything is fine really)
Pan

Basic overview
3 parts potassium nitrate
2 parts sugar
(If you make a 50 gram batch, which is what I usually do, you would be using 20 grams sugar and 30 grams potassium
nitrate.)

For optimal performance, the two compounds will be melted together using your electric heat source.

You can also mix in some things to alter the burn rate of the smoke bomb. Red iron oxide (Fe2O3) can be used to speed up the burning process. Add about a gram of this to your 50 gram mixture before melting to speed up the burn rate. The iron oxide is a catalyst in this reaction, but be careful because DAMN, does it speed up the reaction. Note the video above does not have iron oxide in it. Sodium bicarbonate (baking soda, NaHCO3) can be added to the reaction to slow it down, about 2.5 grams to your 50 gram mixture. I've heard stories of some people using sulfur in their mixture, and
having it work better. I wouldn't try this though, because combustion of sulfur creates sulfur dioxide, which isn't exactly the most healthy thing to breathe in!

Tutorial
So, we will start off by measuring out the compounds. Use your scale to measure out 30 grams potassium nitrate and 20 grams of sugar. Use some cupcake papers and remember to account for their weight (or use tare if you are using an electric scale).

So pour the mixed powders (mix them pretty well in a cup or something) into the pan over the heat source. You will begin to melt them together, and they will begin to look like peanut butter.

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See, I told you it looks like peanut butter.


Spoon it out onto some wax paper or something to let it dry, and stick some fuse in it. Make sure the fuse is long enough to not ignite the smoke bomb immediately. Experiment with the fuse you bought and time how long it takes to burn and inch of it, so you know how much you have to use in order to be safe, but not too wasteful (safety is more important than wastefulness). Make sure the fuse doesn't go directly down into the middle of the smoke bomb, because sometimes you can ignite the inside before the outside and it will build up internal pressure and it will pretty much explode and send little pieces of molten sugar and potassium nitrate onto you. Not fun. I learned this the hard way. Anyways, put the fuse so it will just ignite the top or the sides or something like that. Once the smoke bomb is dry, it will turn hard. I mean really fucking hard. You'll have to scrape it off the wax paper, try not to leave too much on the bottom of the smoke bomb.

Ignition
Just light the fuse and step back about ten feet, and watch the show. Doing at night is optimal, so no one calls the fire department on you :p.



Black Powder
Black powder is one of the most critical components in many pyrotechnic devices. It is also known as gun powder.


Materials
Potassium nitrate
Sulfur
Airfloat charcoal
95% denatured ethyl alcohol or 90% isopropyl alcohol
Distilled water (can be bought distilled, don't worry :p)
Glass pot (old coffee pot is fine)
Window screen
Towel
Aluminum tin
Stirring stick
Electric heat source

Basic overview
15 parts potassium nitrate
3 charcoal
2 sulfur
(For this example, we will be making a 0.5 kg batch. That means 375 g of potassium nitrate, 75 g of charcoal, and 50 g of sulfur.)

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You see this? This is the secret behind this method of making black powder.


If you know your chemistry, you'd know about boiling point elevation :p. When 375 g of potassium nitrate are dissolved in the 175 mL of distilled water, the boiling point of the solution will be elevated to about 117 degrees celcius. Because of the increased temperature, the sulfur will partially melt in the water and the potassium nitrate will soak into the charcoal some. It is also important to note that potassium nitrate is not soluble in a water/alcohol mixture. You're probably connecting the dots now :p. We can make the potassium nitrate precipitate easily with the alcohol. This method is called the CIA method for making black powder. It was first published in a manual called "Field Expedient Preparation of Black Powder."

Tutorial
Measure out your potassium nitrate, sulfur, and charcoal. Add them to your coffee pot. Then add 175 mL (0.75 cups) of distilled water to the urn. Slowly heat the mixture (NOT OVER AN OPEN FLAME) while stirring. The potassium nitrate will eventually dissolve completely, and the suspension will begin to boil. Let it boil gently for a few minutes, then remove it from the heat source. PLEASE MAKE SURE IT IS AWAY FROM ALL SOURCES OF IGNITION. Let the mixture to cool for about two
to three minutes, then add 150 mL (0.5 cups) of the alcohol very slowly, while stirring very quickly. You add this slowly while stirring quickly because the heat will vaporize the alcohol quickly, and it will be very hot. These fumes are very flammable and you shouldn't breathe them. After 10 more minutes, add 50 more mL of alcohol. Keep stirring until the coffee pot is cool enough to touch (but still warm). Scrape the contents of the pot onto the center of a towel, and pull the corners up to form a ball with the black powder in the center. Wring out the liquid. Let the ball sit for about three minutes. While you're waiting get out your window screen. Split the black powder ball into four pieces and push them through the window screen. Let them dry outside, but out of the wind. A shed will do fine.

Ignition
You can light small amounts with anything really, but remember to be safe with fuses. You can use black powder in tons of things pyrotechnical! It's also just fun to burn.

Other links
http://www.skylighter.com/
http://pyroguide.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
http://www.unitednuclear.com/
http://usplastic.com/

Oh yeah and just a quick note: potassium nitrate can be obtained at home depot and places like that under the name of stump remover. It is over 99% pure, but make sure it doesn't have anything in it that could be harmful in your experiments, I have never personally used it.

Sorry guys, these aren't my pictures. I don't have any potassium nitrate with me or else I would make it myself and take pictures, so instead I've borrowed pictures off the internet. Also, a lot of the safety and black powder guide I have based off of Introductory Practical Pyrotechnics, written by Tom Perigrin. Great book, buy it! It's at skylighter.

If you have any questions, just post them here. If you ask me about m80s or flash powder I will personally rape you.

The end. Hoped you liked it :p. Be safe.



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DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
June 04 2009 04:29 GMT
#2
k im gonna go buy some potassium and some water. 1lb should do...
yes.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-04 04:32:53
June 04 2009 04:32 GMT
#3
it's all about the francium brah

oh yeah if you actually want potassium, you can buy it at united nuclear, there's a link at the end of my post :p
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
June 04 2009 04:38 GMT
#4
omg video plz
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 04 2009 04:39 GMT
#5
i do have one video in there :p. As soon as I get money to buy more supplies I'll make a video. I might even try making my own charcoal this time.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 04 2009 04:46 GMT
#6
I predict... several blogs about people complaining they can't play SC anymore cause they lost their hands
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Ranix
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States666 Posts
June 04 2009 04:47 GMT
#7
good read, nice tutorial
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404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-04 04:48:11
June 04 2009 04:47 GMT
#8
This is a really awesome guide. The depth and obscurity of such a hobby (such as pyrotechnics,) adds to the immense joy that I feel when I read this guide.

Congratulations. This is definitely a winning guide.
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-04 05:01:04
June 04 2009 05:00 GMT
#9
On June 04 2009 13:46 Chef wrote:
I predict... several blogs about people complaining they can't play SC anymore cause they lost their hands


safety safety safety safety safety

edit: also, black powder won't really blow off any limbs (in most conditions), it will just burn you :p. It is considered a low explosive. If you use things like flash powder, then you have to worry about your limbs.
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
June 04 2009 05:05 GMT
#10
OH DUDE!
NO wonder your name is nitrogen

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caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
June 04 2009 05:13 GMT
#11
potassium nitrate+sugar is ez, teach us how to make a pipe bomb
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-04 05:13:59
June 04 2009 05:13 GMT
#12
wow...

expecting a build your nuclear reactor guide soon
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 04 2009 05:15 GMT
#13
On June 04 2009 14:13 caelym wrote:
potassium nitrate+sugar is ez, teach us how to make a pipe bomb


yeah the smoke mix is just for people who don't want to go buy all the shit for black powder.

and for the pipe bomb part, no.

On June 04 2009 14:13 Cambium wrote:
wow...

expecting a build your nuclear reactor guide soon


yeah i have it planned for 2012
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RushWifDietCoke
Profile Joined May 2008
United States488 Posts
June 04 2009 05:21 GMT
#14
this is....... AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you.
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DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
June 04 2009 05:26 GMT
#15
On June 04 2009 13:32 404.Nitrogen wrote:
it's all about the francium brah

oh yeah if you actually want potassium, you can buy it at united nuclear, there's a link at the end of my post :p

yea let me just pull that out of my drawer of radioactive materials...
yes.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 04 2009 05:30 GMT
#16
lemme just pull that out of my highly controlled substance drawer
along with my plutonium oxide, rite?
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 04 2009 05:42 GMT
#17
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??????????????
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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 04 2009 06:09 GMT
#18
On June 04 2009 14:42 Grobyc wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
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??????????????

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Nice guide, although my chemistry teacher made me hate the subject.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 04 2009 06:11 GMT
#19
On June 04 2009 15:09 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2009 14:42 Grobyc wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
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??????????????

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Nice guide, although my chemistry teacher made me hate the subject.

Well played good sir, well played.
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SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 04 2009 06:35 GMT
#20
KNO3, burning it produces oxygen gas right?
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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 04 2009 06:38 GMT
#21
On June 04 2009 15:35 SilverSkyLark wrote:
KNO3, burning it produces oxygen gas right?

All combustion produces H2O and CO2. For your case, I don't know.
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 04 2009 06:41 GMT
#22
you aren't really "burning" it, you are just decomposing it. it produces potassium oxide, oxygen, and nitrogen i believe
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Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
June 04 2009 07:04 GMT
#23
I thought to win a key is to make pastry.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 04 2009 07:05 GMT
#24
On June 04 2009 16:04 Exteray wrote:
I thought to win a key is to make pastry.

There's more than one way, re-read the OP in the beta key thread.
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blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
June 04 2009 07:17 GMT
#25
On June 04 2009 15:38 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2009 15:35 SilverSkyLark wrote:
KNO3, burning it produces oxygen gas right?

All hydrocarbon combustion produces H2O and CO2. For your case, I don't know.

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SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
June 04 2009 12:40 GMT
#26
Sorry wrong term, hahaha.

Well yeah, hydrocarbon stuff decompose to water vapor and carbon dioxide...anyway...
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Korea (South)1541 Posts
June 04 2009 16:18 GMT
#27
On June 04 2009 13:46 Chef wrote:
I predict... several blogs about people complaining they can't play SC anymore cause they lost their hands

HAHAHA

yesss
ggyo...
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 04 2009 23:23 GMT
#28
i'd hope now...
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Itachii
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Poland12466 Posts
June 04 2009 23:46 GMT
#29
Nice build order, i am gonna go try it out tommorow.
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China3094 Posts
June 04 2009 23:59 GMT
#30
I love chemistry even more after this.
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Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
June 05 2009 00:09 GMT
#31
Now there's an unexpected guide topic. Very interesting read I must say.
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Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 05 2009 00:22 GMT
#32
On June 04 2009 16:17 blue_arrow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 04 2009 15:38 deathgod6 wrote:
On June 04 2009 15:35 SilverSkyLark wrote:
KNO3, burning it produces oxygen gas right?

All hydrocarbon combustion produces H2O and CO2. For your case, I don't know.


thx, i was about to bash him for that haha
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June 05 2009 02:40 GMT
#33
brb blowing my hands right off my arms!
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 05 2009 18:15 GMT
#34
ugg :[
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
June 05 2009 20:27 GMT
#35
OMG THX THX THX I <3 FIRE TOO!!

If I pressure the gunpowder into a pot and put a fuse on it will it blow up real hard?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 05 2009 20:31 GMT
#36
you really took that trolling guide to heart, didn't you?

well... at least i hope you did...
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EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
June 05 2009 20:36 GMT
#37
actually my signature has nothing to do with my posts nitrogen =)

i ask cause i tried pressuring some gunpowder into a tiny pot not long ago, but when I fused it the thing went flying like a rocket instead.

i wonder what technique do the firework industries use to make their things blow up.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-05 20:47:11
June 05 2009 20:42 GMT
#38
well for bursting aerial shells, people use what is called a burst/break charge. the best one i know of is a perchlorate flash powder. black powder doesn't just burn fast enough or create enough gas to just explode like a flash powder does.

i've never used these before, but here are some other burst charges
http://pyroguide.com/index.php?title=H3
http://pyroguide.com/index.php?title=KP

edit: you can use black powder, you just have to have good quality and it to be contained if you want it to actually blow something up (ie, inside an aerial shell)
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peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
June 06 2009 03:14 GMT
#39
How about this:

Take U-235

Bombard with neutron

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Nitrogen
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June 06 2009 20:17 GMT
#40
bring some graphite rods along just in case
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June 06 2009 21:52 GMT
#41
On June 04 2009 13:29 DeathSpank wrote:
k im gonna go buy some potassium and some water. 1lb should do...

ur gonna have to buy a new house
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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 08 2009 22:51 GMT
#42
or a bathtub

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Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
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June 15 2009 17:51 GMT
#43
i'm just gonna bump this because the set date for submitting guides is closed and mine needs more attention :<
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