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Shave the underbrush to make the tree look taller - Page 2

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Urth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States1252 Posts
May 29 2009 10:16 GMT
#21
On May 29 2009 16:19 seppolevne wrote:
Wowee don't shave against the grain.

Was wut I was thinking, or maybe I'm just terrible and the video was correct. Someone plz clarify lol
BY.HERO FIGHTING!!!!
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
May 29 2009 10:24 GMT
#22
u get a closer shave if u shave against the grain, and it doesnt really hurt or anything. at least it doesnt for me
HEY MEYT
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
May 29 2009 10:26 GMT
#23
'Unique topographical features.'

I don't know why, but this bit made me laugh so much.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
emucxg
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Finland4559 Posts
May 29 2009 10:26 GMT
#24
this is so lol
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
May 29 2009 11:38 GMT
#25
haha i love it.
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Sanity.
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States704 Posts
May 29 2009 12:09 GMT
#26
rofl
Hammy
Profile Joined January 2009
France828 Posts
May 29 2009 12:32 GMT
#27
Why are so many people surprised? That's how you market a product you know...
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4844 Posts
May 29 2009 12:49 GMT
#28
On May 29 2009 17:13 Mastermind wrote:
wtf, i like how they try to push their product on you by saying girls will think your dick is bigger if you shave.


Well it DOES make it look bigger.
Complete the cycle!
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
May 29 2009 13:00 GMT
#29
My girlfriend HATES it when I trim it, let alone shave it.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-29 13:06:59
May 29 2009 13:06 GMT
#30
On May 29 2009 22:00 miseiler wrote:
My girlfriend HATES it when I trim it, let alone shave it.


That´s one bush I liked to see....
Her`s + Show Spoiler +
too, maybe
Starcraft? Epic Grimness.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
May 29 2009 13:55 GMT
#31
What a waste of a Fusion. It'll kill the blade and even if you switch heads (expensive) you'll be left with the thought that your razor has been pressed against your face and your nutsack.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
May 29 2009 14:06 GMT
#32
On May 29 2009 22:55 Jibba wrote:
What a waste of a Fusion. It'll kill the blade and even if you switch heads (expensive) you'll be left with the thought that your razor has been pressed against your face and your nutsack.


Two ways to go about this

Buy two razors.

Or do it in the shower cause you know... if it's already REALLY CLEAN what's the problem!?
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
DeepGreen
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States175 Posts
May 29 2009 14:15 GMT
#33
On May 29 2009 19:26 NeverGG wrote:
'Unique topographical features.'

I don't know why, but this bit made me laugh so much.


It's mostly the word topographical, I think. Freaking great word choice. I'll never be able to look at a map the same way again.
So I told him your car was like that when I got here and as for your grandmother she shouldnt have mouthed off like that
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 29 2009 15:32 GMT
#34
Wow lol...
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ZeroCartin
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2390 Posts
May 29 2009 15:35 GMT
#35
oh god -_- this absolutely ruined my mental image of gilette. Now everytime i buy a razor blade ill be thinking of that cartoon's nuts.
"My sister is on vacation in Costa Rica right now. I hope she stays a while because she's a miserable cunt." -pubbanana
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
May 29 2009 15:46 GMT
#36
On May 29 2009 16:38 TheTyranid wrote:
Coming soon: how to shave and bleach your asshole.



Blea..

Oh my lord that's brilliant.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
May 29 2009 15:54 GMT
#37
I don't really see the appeal.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
May 29 2009 16:01 GMT
#38
e-z
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 29 2009 16:09 GMT
#39
lol...

Trimming is better IMO that way your dick doesn't look like that of a 10 year old.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
May 29 2009 16:49 GMT
#40
Ahahaha that's choice.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
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