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i feel like a teenage girl writing in her diary right now.
my cat died today. he fell/jumped off my 14th story apartment. they used a shovel to pry him off the ground.
later, i was totally in a zoned out phase. i watched the laker game; that shot was amazing- i had a few beers, some pizza, i was totally chilled out. i put on some vocal trance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n6vApcWi4s, and its pretty loud, ive got some good altecs, and i outside on my patio dancing. and i mean dancing. im a big guy, 6'1 200 lbs, broad shoulders. i start going at it like there's no tomorrow and i think out of the corner of my eye i see a person.
i dont have neighbors, the place doesnt sell well, so in my head i had no idea, but as it turns out my neighbor is standing right there. i was just zoned out, dancing, smoking, i had a thought that i had seen something, but that it didnt matter im in my own world right now. and i hear something like "TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN", but i thought it was just back vocals to some of the trance i was listening to.
This happened probably 2-3 times for 10-15 minutes. I would go out to have a cig, id see this strange thing and discard it. Slightly after that I hear a doorbell.
I promptly opened the door, cig in hand, to find a 6'2 body builder woman with arms the size of ultras is standing outside. she says, hello, im so and so from next door. i say, hi, oh you must have just moved in. im mike, handshake, nice to meet you.
she asks if i could turn the music down, and i say "no problem". i turn it down. it wasnt until the moment that i closed the door that i realized her balcony is next to mine, and she was the neighbor screaming at me to turn it down, and she witnessed the entire dancing hysteria.
I thought to myself, I should be embarassed. And then another thought came into my head. "That's kind of kinky."
 
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id like to add there was a cigarette transfer between my hands before i could shake her hand.
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Never trust a woman with arms the size of ultralisks, her sunken colony's probably got zerglings.
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Poor cat 
I would be so sad if my cat(s) died.
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On May 24 2009 15:01 Rambling. wrote:
Never trust a woman with arms the size of ultralisks, her sunken colony's probably got zerglings.
Her sunken colony has probably been mangled into an ultralisk cavern
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Also, sorry your cat died =/
At least she was nice when she came over, and didn't knock your door down or anything.
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On May 24 2009 15:05 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2009 15:01 Rambling. wrote:
Never trust a woman with arms the size of ultralisks, her sunken colony's probably got zerglings. Her sunken colony has probably been mangled into an ultralisk cavern
hahaha what a picture...
Very sorry to hear about your cat. Its a terrible thing
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oh man, sorry about your cat. geez.. your cat must be insane if it thinks it can lan.. 14 stories.
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I have to call BS.
A cat should easily survive a 14 story fall. There was a old study where they showed cat's survivability greatly increaing when the fall distance was higher.
Simply put once a cat is falling at terminal velocity, the right side up, it would most likely survive.
Not only that, but a cat would bounce pretty much like a basket ball once it hit the ground at that speed, so that shit about a shovel prying makes it even more suss.
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your day sounds really wierd and confusing... i dont know why but reading your post actually confused me.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
elsa_sol i would hang out with u
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Sorry to hear about your cat D:
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On May 24 2009 16:43 fearus wrote:
I have to call BS.
A cat should easily survive a 14 story fall. There was a old study where they showed cat's survivability greatly increaing when the fall distance was higher.
Simply put once a cat is falling at terminal velocity, the right side up, it would most likely survive.
Not only that, but a cat would bounce pretty much like a basket ball once it hit the ground at that speed, so that shit about a shovel prying makes it even more suss.
I agree. However, it might have been knocked out or something during the fall and unable to turn so its feet were facing the ground.
There are some vital details missing from the story for our very own internet-CSI investigation to be possible.
If it really did happen though, sorry about your cat.
Also, pics of bodybuilder-woman or it didn't happen.
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On May 24 2009 18:46 meathook wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2009 16:43 fearus wrote:
I have to call BS.
A cat should easily survive a 14 story fall. There was a old study where they showed cat's survivability greatly increaing when the fall distance was higher.
Simply put once a cat is falling at terminal velocity, the right side up, it would most likely survive.
Not only that, but a cat would bounce pretty much like a basket ball once it hit the ground at that speed, so that shit about a shovel prying makes it even more suss.
I agree. However, it might have been knocked out or something during the fall and unable to turn so its feet were facing the ground. There are some vital details missing from the story for our very own internet-CSI investigation to be possible. If it really did happen though, sorry about your cat. Also, pics of bodybuilder-woman or it didn't happen.
Cat falls -
0-5 stories = alive = due to minor height
5-9 stories = dead = due to not enough time to land properly
10+ stories = alive = lol cat meows
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On May 24 2009 19:09 fearus wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2009 18:46 meathook wrote:On May 24 2009 16:43 fearus wrote:
I have to call BS.
A cat should easily survive a 14 story fall. There was a old study where they showed cat's survivability greatly increaing when the fall distance was higher.
Simply put once a cat is falling at terminal velocity, the right side up, it would most likely survive.
Not only that, but a cat would bounce pretty much like a basket ball once it hit the ground at that speed, so that shit about a shovel prying makes it even more suss.
I agree. However, it might have been knocked out or something during the fall and unable to turn so its feet were facing the ground. There are some vital details missing from the story for our very own internet-CSI investigation to be possible. If it really did happen though, sorry about your cat. Also, pics of bodybuilder-woman or it didn't happen. Cat falls - 0-5 stories = alive = due to minor height 5-9 stories = dead = due to not enough time to land properly 10+ stories = alive = lol cat meows
What are your sources?
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On May 24 2009 19:34 meathook wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2009 19:09 fearus wrote:On May 24 2009 18:46 meathook wrote:On May 24 2009 16:43 fearus wrote:
I have to call BS.
A cat should easily survive a 14 story fall. There was a old study where they showed cat's survivability greatly increaing when the fall distance was higher.
Simply put once a cat is falling at terminal velocity, the right side up, it would most likely survive.
Not only that, but a cat would bounce pretty much like a basket ball once it hit the ground at that speed, so that shit about a shovel prying makes it even more suss.
I agree. However, it might have been knocked out or something during the fall and unable to turn so its feet were facing the ground. There are some vital details missing from the story for our very own internet-CSI investigation to be possible. If it really did happen though, sorry about your cat. Also, pics of bodybuilder-woman or it didn't happen. Cat falls - 0-5 stories = alive = due to minor height 5-9 stories = dead = due to not enough time to land properly 10+ stories = alive = lol cat meows What are your sources?
Journal of the American Veterinary Medical Association.
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On May 24 2009 15:05 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On May 24 2009 15:01 Rambling. wrote:
Never trust a woman with arms the size of ultralisks, her sunken colony's probably got zerglings. Her sunken colony has probably been mangled into an ultralisk cavern
fucking rofl
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Your cat died and you call it a lol day? I call BS
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