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minus_human
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I liked both actually, and I have one of my own An engineer and a mathematician are in a race of who can surround a large number of cows while using at least material to make a fence as possible. The engineer struggles all day to stack the cows as close as possible in a round formation, then builds a tight fence around them. The mathematician takes a few pieces of wood, and builds a small ragged-tagged fence around his own feet, and then says: "I define myself as being on the exterior." | ||
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jgad
Canada899 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
![[image loading]](http://roddzblog.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/glass-half-full.jpg) Pessimist: Glass is half empty. Optimist: Glass is half full. Engineer: Glass is twice as big as is necessary. | ||
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minus_human
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VIB
Brazil3567 Posts
On May 21 2009 02:04 Lemonwalrus wrote: MacGyver: hmmm.. I could power a town with that..Old but good: Pessimist: Glass is half empty. Optimist: Glass is half full. Engineer: Glass is twice as big as is necessary. | ||
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jgad
Canada899 Posts
On May 21 2009 02:04 Lemonwalrus wrote: Engineer: Glass is twice as big as is necessary. Nah, it just has a 2.0 safety factor. | ||
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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