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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-20 14:40:29
May 20 2009 14:40 GMT
#21
Lol cool jokes

I liked both actually, and I have one of my own


An engineer and a mathematician are in a race of who can surround a large number of cows while using at least material to make a fence as possible.

The engineer struggles all day to stack the cows as close as possible in a round formation, then builds a tight fence around them.

The mathematician takes a few pieces of wood, and builds a small ragged-tagged fence around his own feet, and then says:

"I define myself as being on the exterior."
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
May 20 2009 16:03 GMT
#22
Ask a mathematician to build a table with four legs and he will first build a table with no legs, then a table with an infinite number of legs, and simply consider the rest of the cases 'trivial'.
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
May 20 2009 17:04 GMT
#23
Old but good:

[image loading]


Pessimist: Glass is half empty.

Optimist: Glass is half full.

Engineer: Glass is twice as big as is necessary.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 20 2009 17:47 GMT
#24
this blog is receiving a disappointingly small amount of attention
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
May 20 2009 18:31 GMT
#25
On May 21 2009 02:04 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Old but good:

[image loading]


Pessimist: Glass is half empty.

Optimist: Glass is half full.

Engineer: Glass is twice as big as is necessary.
MacGyver: hmmm.. I could power a town with that..
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
May 20 2009 18:52 GMT
#26
On May 21 2009 02:04 Lemonwalrus wrote:

Engineer: Glass is twice as big as is necessary.


Nah, it just has a 2.0 safety factor.
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 20 2009 19:29 GMT
#27
HAHAHAHAHAHA nice one
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
May 20 2009 21:59 GMT
#28
Mmm...
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