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when scientists play hide and seek

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SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
May 20 2009 10:25 GMT
#1
So, once again I stumbled upon another nerd joke, and following the theme of my older blog entries:
Math v2.1.2
36 Methods of Mathematical Proof
Ash vs the Modius Strip

I decided to post it here...


Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is has to seek and is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching.

Everyone starts hiding except Newton - he just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein keeps counting......97,98,99.....100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Einstein says "Newton's out..Newton's....out....." Newton denies and says "I am not out." He claims that he is not Newton!!

All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton..........


how???????







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Proof:

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.
That means i am Newton per meter square.
Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal,
Pascal is OUT.


fixed the typos.

****
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-20 10:30:45
May 20 2009 10:30 GMT
#2
*facepalm*

EDIT: 5/5
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
May 20 2009 10:57 GMT
#3
that one is old

but funny

banana
Profile Joined January 2009
Netherlands1189 Posts
May 20 2009 11:07 GMT
#4
so lame it's funny, thanks
SoulMarine
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States586 Posts
May 20 2009 11:10 GMT
#5
wow. it's like a your mom joke. Cheesy, but still funny at the right moment
베이비 폭스 WeMade 파이팅! ~ WeMade 팬 ~ BaBy 팬 ~ щ(゚Д゚щ) Gee Gee Gee Gee BaBy BaBy BaBy ♫♫
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
May 20 2009 11:14 GMT
#6
Physics revision is really getting to me, glad I read this
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
May 20 2009 11:26 GMT
#7
A man is enjoying a leisurely walk in an open field one fine day and along drifts a wayward balloon, its pilot seemingly finding himself in uncertain surroundings. The balloon approaches and a voice calls out :

"You down there, I seem to be lost - could you tell me where I am?"

The man in the field says "You sir, are in a balloon, hovering about eight metres above a field."

"You must be an engineer", says the man in the balloon.

"As chance would have it, I am an engineer", says the man in the field. "Tell me, how do you know?"

"Well", began the man in the balloon, "everything you've told me is technically correct, but it is of no use to anyone."

"I see.", says the man in the field. "I presume, then, that you, sir, must work in management."

"Well, fancy that - I am a manager", the man in the balloon calls down. "Tell me, how do you know?"

"Well... you don't know where you are or where you are going, but somehow you expect me to help. Furthermore, you're in the same situation you were in before we met, but now it has become my fault.".
콩까지마
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
May 20 2009 11:35 GMT
#8
lol funny
Gliche
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States811 Posts
May 20 2009 11:46 GMT
#9
I don't know if I should be proud or not that I got it and laughed.
KT fighting~!! | Designing things is fun!
Eternity241
Profile Joined April 2008
Australia342 Posts
May 20 2009 12:18 GMT
#10
Someone shoot this guy
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 20 2009 12:28 GMT
#11
that was a really bad joke. Usually I will laugh at that sort of joke but this one was just not well done imo.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24796 Posts
May 20 2009 12:56 GMT
#12
Hmm...

Did not enjoy this one sorry.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
May 20 2009 12:59 GMT
#13
It's not my joke but found it a little funny, the part where they needed to do a "lengthy" proof or the punchline itself killed the joke...
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Monoxide
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada1190 Posts
May 20 2009 13:05 GMT
#14
LOL I haven't heard either before... they were quite funny to me. :D
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
May 20 2009 13:17 GMT
#15
'nerd' joke lol.
only funny thing about this blog.
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
May 20 2009 13:23 GMT
#16
lawl
POGGERS
ero
Profile Joined April 2009
United States66 Posts
May 20 2009 13:35 GMT
#17
bad delivery but lol
Ziph
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands970 Posts
May 20 2009 13:41 GMT
#18
Facepalm at this thread -.-'
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Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
May 20 2009 14:12 GMT
#19
ahaha... I prefered jgad's gag .. Gonna save it as it's a perfect joke for one of those pretentious office dinners......
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 20 2009 14:37 GMT
#20
LOL
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