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United States24799 Posts
Guide - Going to the Gynecologist
When to see your Obstetrician/Gynecologist*
*Abbreviated Ob/Gyn
Introduction
If you are a girl who is approximately 13-15 years old and haven't visited an Ob/Gyn, then read on, because you should talk to your parents about scheduling your first appointment. If you are over 21 and haven't had your first pelvic exam and Pap smear** then you should get one immediately.
**Click here. It helps if you have seen Naked Gun recently.
+ Show Spoiler [Pap Smear] +
When is it very important for me to see my gynecologist?
- any unusual or persistent vaginal discharge
- bleeding between periods
- bleeding after sexual intercourse
- Pelvic pain or menstrual cramps severe enough to disrupt your daily routine for even a few days a month
- Abnormal bleeding occurs you must change sanitary napkins, tampons, or other menstrual products more often than once every two to three hours
Trivia
Did you know that the greatest single reason for the occurrence of cervical cancer is not having Pap smears according to recommended guidelines?
Warnings: Important
Consult your healthcare provider, if you notice any changes in your breasts such as puckering, dimpling, or other changes to the skin of your breasts; have newly retracted nipples, or discharge from your nipples, not associated with breast feeding; if there is any change in your breast size or shape; or if you experience an increase in breast pain, discomfort or emotional issues before your period.
+ Show Spoiler +OB/GYN + Earthquake = VagQuake!
Dedication and Thanks
I would like to thank intrigue for requesting that I make this guide for her. Hopefully she will take better care of her femininity now.
Also, special thanks to About.com for the expert advice.
About the Author
  
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You've been stealing your guides from about.com? For shame, micronesia, for shame.
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United States24799 Posts
On April 24 2009 11:09 Chef wrote:
You've been stealing your guides from about.com? For shame, micronesia, for shame.
I only steal guides on female health from about.com
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Thanks for tending to the .01% of TL users' health needs. XD
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5/5
picture is amazing, by the way
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Baa?21247 Posts
On April 24 2009 11:12 deathgod6 wrote:
Thanks for tending to the 0% of TL users' health needs. XD
Fixed.
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On April 24 2009 11:13 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2009 11:12 deathgod6 wrote:
Thanks for tending to the 0% of TL users' health needs. XD Fixed.
no. 0.001% is probably right.
uncontrallable and some girls from WCG ultimate gamer are here too 
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I'm so confused and scared.
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United States24799 Posts
On April 24 2009 11:20 SCC-Faust wrote:
I'm so confused and scared.
You are almost at that age Faust. You should check your insurance than then schedule an appointment.
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LMAO. I thought this next guide would be interesting, but gynecology??
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On April 24 2009 11:17 b3h47pte wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2009 11:13 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:On April 24 2009 11:12 deathgod6 wrote:
Thanks for tending to the 0% of TL users' health needs. XD Fixed. no. 0.001% is probably right. uncontrallable and some girls from WCG ultimate gamer are here too
transvestites. 
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On April 24 2009 11:24 micronesia wrote:You are almost at that age Faust. You should check your insurance than then schedule an appointment.
GG
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Yeah couldn't you have just PMed the 4-5 girls on this site micronesia lol
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I will bookmark this thread for when I have a daughter.
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On April 24 2009 11:12 deathgod6 wrote:
Thanks for tending to the .01% of TL users' health needs. XD
even lower^^
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kennigit imagine nevergg,susie and ivy on irc after recieving his educational guide.
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Great to know there is a random guide like this, but even for the girls that are on TL, how do you expect them to find this guide in the search by naming it "Another Guide" haha.
They are going to have to do a pretty specific google search or something or randomly make a thread asking "did any person on this site make a guide on going to the gynecologist?" Where people will reply "of course, thats why we have our physics master micronesia for on this starcraft site."
P.S. I didn't even know intrigue was female o_o
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Micronesia I can't tell if you are 15 or 25
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On April 24 2009 11:57 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
Micronesia I can't tell if you are 15 or 25
What are you, stupid? His profile says he is 23, turning 24 tomorrow...
+ Show Spoiler +jkjk :D you're all right.
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United States24799 Posts
lol @ people thinking I did this to be helpful to women
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Yeah, both of my parents are gynecologists. Shit sucks.
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Can you write a guide about writing guides next?
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On April 24 2009 11:59 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2009 11:57 AcrossFiveJulys wrote:
Micronesia I can't tell if you are 15 or 25 What are you, stupid? His profile says he is 23, turning 24 tomorrow... + Show Spoiler +jkjk :D you're all right.
OMG dude I checked his profile but he could be lying!!!!!!! i swear i did my research first!
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On April 24 2009 12:01 micronesia wrote:
lol @ people thinking I did this to be helpful to women
Ehhhhh?
I would like to thank intrigue for requesting that I make this guide for her. Hopefully she will take better care of her femininity now.
Weren't you doing it to be helpful to intrigue though?
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Im pretty sure there's not a single 13-15 year old girl who browses TL
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is awesome32281 Posts
Should show this info to GrinQ. I'm sure his GIRLFRIEND will appreciate it.
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now i can go tell the girls at my school to go see a gynecelog what?
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Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
On April 24 2009 12:27 lesser_good wrote:
Im pretty sure there's not a single 13-15 year old girl who browses TL
Yooh might be wrong.
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United States24799 Posts
On April 24 2009 13:38 dronebabo wrote:
terrible
Lol why is a post like this acceptable.
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Micronesia why are you so dumb?
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United States24799 Posts
On April 24 2009 14:05 FragKrag wrote:
Micronesia why are you so dumb? Say it to my face on irc bitch. Oh wait you did n/m.
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lolol so now we know what you've been thinking about =)
EDIT: wtf intrigue is a girl?
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On April 24 2009 12:01 micronesia wrote:
lol @ people thinking I did this to be helpful to women
i think you did this as an excuse to look at medical diagrams of women's cervixes
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On April 24 2009 14:14 EtherealDeath wrote:
EDIT: wtf intrigue is a girl?
I dunno what to think
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On April 24 2009 14:34 epicdoom wrote:I dunno what to think
that's her boyfriend, though he's pretty cute too
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Spenguin
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United States12607 Posts
This stuff is important for men to know too...don't you guys want healthy girlfriends??
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On April 24 2009 12:15 EsX_Raptor wrote:
actually 1x10^(-inf)%
that's 0 though O_o
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
On April 24 2009 11:42 Kennigit wrote:
Yeah couldn't you have just PMed the 4-5 girls on this site micronesia lol
Because I'd probably have rikrolled him to death in return? (I'll admit I loled at how wonderfully random this post is though.) BTW there's more than 5 now. Except there are only really well....3 of us active right now.
Myself, Lilsusie and Smix. Unless there are some other covert girls hanging around.
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On April 24 2009 17:28 NeverGG wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2009 11:42 Kennigit wrote:
Yeah couldn't you have just PMed the 4-5 girls on this site micronesia lol Because I'd probably have rikrolled him to death in return? (I'll admit I loled at how wonderfully random this post is though.) BTW there's more than 5 now. Except there are only really well....3 of us active right now. Myself, Lilsusie and Smix. Unless there are some other covert girls hanging around.
midian is a girl right
? ^^ll
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On April 24 2009 15:51 JWD wrote:
This stuff is important for men to know too...don't you guys want healthy girlfriends??
QFT
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUIDE MASTER MICRONESIA May you write more guides in the future.
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On April 25 2009 09:28 HeavOnEarth wrote:Show nested quote +On April 24 2009 17:28 NeverGG wrote:On April 24 2009 11:42 Kennigit wrote:
Yeah couldn't you have just PMed the 4-5 girls on this site micronesia lol Because I'd probably have rikrolled him to death in return? (I'll admit I loled at how wonderfully random this post is though.) BTW there's more than 5 now. Except there are only really well....3 of us active right now. Myself, Lilsusie and Smix. Unless there are some other covert girls hanging around. midian is a girl right ? ^^ll
what is this PAPSMEAR you speak of? VA-JI-NA? what's that?
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for the longest time when i was a kid i thought it was bajina
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... rofl ...
I wonder how many hits TL is going to get from gynecology searches now?!
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On February 14 2012 02:21 Slectra wrote:
Ooo thanks for this haha
oh god what have you dug up...
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Estonia4644 Posts
On February 14 2012 03:17 Erik.TheRed wrote:
oh god what have you dug up...
what a wonderfully apt username.
Part that sea like a true viking!
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