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Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
April 10 2009 08:11 GMT
#1


Soo how do you rate Segata Sanshiros manly rating? I guess mine would be 9000/100 (yeah, lame I know).

I just wanted to share the best commercials ever with you guys ^^


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Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Retsukage
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1002 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-10 08:38:09
April 10 2009 08:35 GMT
#2
wow that was epic
Edit: omfg found this equally epic.
+ Show Spoiler +
To change is to improve, to change often is to be perfect - Winston Chruchill
zXk3
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Mexico1178 Posts
April 10 2009 09:15 GMT
#3
segata sanshiro its how i wanna be when i grow up..

remember kids, segata sanshiro sama died for your sins (and sega ones)
GraphicsNo soy dominante, solo tengo mejores ideas...| Sorry Oshi, 4-1 shows that im better than you =D i wont do any more mistakes now
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 10 2009 10:44 GMT
#4
this was very funny
Phrogs!
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Japan521 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-10 10:59:42
April 10 2009 10:54 GMT
#5
Omg it's been so long since I've seen this hahahah

I'm sure you can find a professional translation on the internet but for people who can't be fucked here's an amateur translation for a first few lines in case you wanna see what this is about... this guy is badass!!

遊びの道に魂込めたひとりの男が今日もゆく
A single man who put his soul into the path of games comes again today

真面目遊ばぬ奴らには体で覚えさせるぞ
The bodies of those who do not play seriously are made to remember him.

テニスやカラオケ ナンパにクラブ ほかにする事あるだろうが
They do tennis and karaoke and flirt in clubs but there's other things to do

群れなきゃ 遊べぬ 奴らには心で問いかける
If they do not play he questions them deep in their heart

Lolololol that should be enough for people to understand why he is a badass, go find a professional translation don't trust me~
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
April 10 2009 13:10 GMT
#6
Holy crap, I am SO influenced oO

I'm not kidding, if I had seen this commercial when the Saturn was relevant, I would have sold my buttsex to afford one...
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-10 14:51:15
April 10 2009 14:43 GMT
#7
On April 10 2009 22:10 Osmoses wrote:
Holy crap, I am SO influenced oO

I'm not kidding, if I had seen this commercial when the Saturn was relevant, I would have sold my buttsex to afford one...


Who wouldn't

Edit: OMG I'm a tank hurray! Finally ^^
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
April 10 2009 15:52 GMT
#8
That was truly beasty. The amount of people that he threw especially the one that exploded. Beautiful.
stafu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia1196 Posts
April 10 2009 15:54 GMT
#9
Cool, but not as badass as Sonny Chiba.

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