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Blunderbore
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Lithuania23 Posts
April 02 2009 22:24 GMT
#21
this is ridiculous:
1) you made up everything (especially that part where you bang 2 girls in Vegas);
2) he's a hacker;
3) you obviously made up everything. Someone has 30K games under his belt and 10 years experience, and still is a 60 APM noob? Edit your post, change 60 apm to 150 apm and post to other sc forum, maybe someone will believe you;
4) check out Family Guy. Makes life easier;
5) you mention build order lottery... with 60 apm, i bet his timing is ridiculous, send a scout and adapt;
6) srsly, think of a more realistic story;
7) you state you played 21 times vs him (4-17) over two weeks. That's 1.5 games per day. And still you don't sleep/study/come up with a more convincing story/work?
8) eight is a lucky number in china;
9) i'm trying to ninja your blog;
10) is that you, lastshadow?
Fan of Termite Terran (Bogus)
d1v
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden868 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-02 22:27:55
April 02 2009 22:27 GMT
#22
What's your race? What's your APM? What strategies do you use?

force him into situations where 60 apm is not enough.

like multiple front harrassment, or big macro games ect ect.


Listen to this man, it's your best bet to do as he says. Unless you've got like 62 APM..
Adams Æbler
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
April 02 2009 22:35 GMT
#23
is that you pure
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
April 02 2009 22:49 GMT
#24
Wait wait so basically someone with half as much apm as you, that your sure is waaaaaaaaaay worse than you your mechanics are better and he's still raping you?

get
your
head
out
o
f
your
ass

thank you
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
April 02 2009 22:51 GMT
#25
lol.
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
April 02 2009 22:53 GMT
#26
On April 03 2009 07:35 Rice wrote:
is that you pure


You play SC? Add me

Btw rice this player I'm referring to his an angry man from Korea.
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
April 02 2009 22:54 GMT
#27
On April 03 2009 07:53 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2009 07:35 Rice wrote:
is that you pure


You play SC? Add me

Btw rice this player I'm referring to his an angry man from Korea.


Wait wait so basically someone with half as much apm as you, that your sure is waaaaaaaaaay worse than you your mechanics are better and he's still raping you?

get
your
head
out
o
f
your
ass

thank you


This is a strategy game -_-

It's not that he's better that bothers me, it's just that he's really dumb and is better, if I posted replays you would see how dumb he is. I'm a very humble person I always say gg when I lose, even to him, he just has 60 apm and 1 ctrl group ;(
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
April 02 2009 22:56 GMT
#28
It appears you're dumber than him game-wise. I don't know how he behaves, I can only take your word for it, but he's outsmarting you in the game, from the sound of it. You don't go 17-4 simply abusing the build order lottery

And whether or not you're making this up, I enjoyed reading it, hehe
Trucy Wright is hot
Gray[FH
Profile Joined January 2009
152 Posts
April 02 2009 22:59 GMT
#29
what race does he play and how does he win? specifics plz
<3
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
April 02 2009 23:01 GMT
#30
On April 03 2009 07:54 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2009 07:53 PokePill wrote:
On April 03 2009 07:35 Rice wrote:
is that you pure


You play SC? Add me

Btw rice this player I'm referring to his an angry man from Korea.


Show nested quote +
Wait wait so basically someone with half as much apm as you, that your sure is waaaaaaaaaay worse than you your mechanics are better and he's still raping you?

get
your
head
out
o
f
your
ass

thank you


This is a strategy game -_-

It's not that he's better that bothers me, it's just that he's really dumb and is better, if I posted replays you would see how dumb he is.I'm a very humble person I always say gg when I lose, even to him, he just has 60 apm and 1 ctrl group ;(


Youre terrible at lying because it obviously bothers you
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 02 2009 23:08 GMT
#31
You just sound like a terrible D- player, imo.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
April 02 2009 23:17 GMT
#32
I sure hope you beat a 60 apm protoss. Any 60 apm protoss doesn't deserve to live
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
April 02 2009 23:20 GMT
#33
You are just too good to play this unskilled newbie imo.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
April 02 2009 23:35 GMT
#34
On April 03 2009 08:01 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2009 07:54 PokePill wrote:
On April 03 2009 07:53 PokePill wrote:
On April 03 2009 07:35 Rice wrote:
is that you pure


You play SC? Add me

Btw rice this player I'm referring to his an angry man from Korea.


Wait wait so basically someone with half as much apm as you, that your sure is waaaaaaaaaay worse than you your mechanics are better and he's still raping you?

get
your
head
out
o
f
your
ass

thank you


This is a strategy game -_-

It's not that he's better that bothers me, it's just that he's really dumb and is better, if I posted replays you would see how dumb he is.I'm a very humble person I always say gg when I lose, even to him, he just has 60 apm and 1 ctrl group ;(


Youre terrible at lying because it obviously bothers you


I didn't say it doesn't bother me. Of course it bothers me, that's why I have to become better at SC than him.
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
April 02 2009 23:36 GMT
#35
On April 03 2009 07:53 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2009 07:35 Rice wrote:
is that you pure

Btw rice this player I'm referring to his an angry man from Korea.


yeah i could tell by the "SHUT UP I HATE YOU"
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
shafiru
Profile Joined January 2009
111 Posts
April 02 2009 23:51 GMT
#36
Fail troll fails not just at trolling, but at life.
bengaliToss ftw...
Neak
Profile Joined March 2009
United Kingdom124 Posts
April 02 2009 23:54 GMT
#37
<_< why do you even care? get your life back.
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
April 03 2009 00:01 GMT
#38
On April 03 2009 07:54 PokePill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2009 07:53 PokePill wrote:
On April 03 2009 07:35 Rice wrote:
is that you pure


You play SC? Add me

Btw rice this player I'm referring to his an angry man from Korea.


Show nested quote +
Wait wait so basically someone with half as much apm as you, that your sure is waaaaaaaaaay worse than you your mechanics are better and he's still raping you?

get
your
head
out
o
f
your
ass

thank you


This is a strategy game -_-

It's not that he's better that bothers me, it's just that he's really dumb and is better, if I posted replays you would see how dumb he is. I'm a very humble person I always say gg when I lose, even to him, he just has 60 apm and 1 ctrl group ;(


SC isn't a strategy game. Not when you play it. When you play SC it's about speed, mechanics, scenario recognition and adaptation. It's about experience. SC is only a strategy game when you sit down with a pen and paper and figure out builds. Anything past D is entirely about "Have you seen this situation before? Yes? What is the best counter of the builds we know.. Okay, that one." and execution.

You watch Bnet attack and none of the progamers are using any amount of strategy. That's why they can talk while they play. They're just on auto-pilot, using their good mechanics and their auto-responses to what they scout.

It's not a Strategy game like chess, where every decision has deep strategical implications. It's about familiarization, positioning (which is memorized by map familiarization,) mechanics and execution.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-03 00:36:52
April 03 2009 00:35 GMT
#39
w/e don't care enough to argue
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
April 03 2009 00:44 GMT
#40
obvioulsly troll, it takes less than 3 months to beat a 60 apm user.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
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