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ondik
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Czech Republic2908 Posts
March 22 2009 09:55 GMT
#1
When you know you spend too much time on TL..

So I had a dream tonight in which I woke up and what do I see. Manifesto sitting on my bed smiling at me in kind of evil way. Then turns his head to other side and continues in talking to another person.. who is it? Dante from WCG ultimate gamer, oh well. Eventually both start to talking to me in my broken native language with their characteristic accents and I'm falling asleep again.

First thing I did today when I woke up? Opened TL

****
Bisu. The one and only. // Save the cheerreaver, save the world (of SC2)
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
March 22 2009 09:58 GMT
#2
don't worry, the adventure is just beginning.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 22 2009 10:06 GMT
#3
What the fuck... Creepy as hell...
Peace~
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
March 22 2009 10:09 GMT
#4
lol dang imagine what will happen if you continue to be on TL for ANOTHER 4 months
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
March 22 2009 10:13 GMT
#5
who doesn't dream about manifesto in their bed?
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-22 10:20:40
March 22 2009 10:19 GMT
#6
On March 22 2009 19:09 Resonance wrote:
lol dang imagine what will happen if you continue to be on TL for ANOTHER 4 months

said the guy whos been here 6 months... (dont try)

hell who knows he might ahve been lurking for a long time
pew pew
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
March 22 2009 10:21 GMT
#7
On March 22 2009 19:19 lesser_good wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 19:09 Resonance wrote:
lol dang imagine what will happen if you continue to be on TL for ANOTHER 4 months

said the guy whos been here 6 months... (dont try)


What lol. Yeah I have been here for 6 months, am I not allowed to make a joke?
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
March 22 2009 10:22 GMT
#8
On March 22 2009 19:21 Resonance wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 19:19 lesser_good wrote:
On March 22 2009 19:09 Resonance wrote:
lol dang imagine what will happen if you continue to be on TL for ANOTHER 4 months

said the guy whos been here 6 months... (dont try)


What lol. Yeah I have been here for 6 months, am I not allowed to make a joke?

of course
pew pew
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
March 22 2009 10:35 GMT
#9
I wanna have a dream related to TeamLiquid.....
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
March 22 2009 10:37 GMT
#10
Dreaming about teamliquid staff is quite normal. I've had a number of dreams involving chill, manifesto7 and vast amounts of cherry jello.
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
March 22 2009 11:07 GMT
#11
On March 22 2009 19:37 Kennigit wrote:
Dreaming about teamliquid staff is quite normal. I've had a number of dreams involving chill, manifesto7 and vast amounts of cherry jello.


I don't want this to turn into that episode of star trek voyager but I had that exact dream too.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
March 22 2009 11:15 GMT
#12
Seriously i had a crazy dream the other night where i couldn't stop cumming. Like it wasn't a wet dream but my friend was standing laughing and i was spraying cum everywhere and it was pouring out of my fingers too, i looked up and paula abdul was standing there too kind of smirking and winked at me. Anyone know how to analyze dreams?
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
March 22 2009 11:23 GMT
#13
That was no dream
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 22 2009 11:27 GMT
#14
On March 22 2009 20:15 Kennigit wrote:
Seriously i had a crazy dream the other night where i couldn't stop cumming. Like it wasn't a wet dream but my friend was standing laughing and i was spraying cum everywhere and it was pouring out of my fingers too, i looked up and paula abdul was standing there too kind of smirking and winked at me. Anyone know how to analyze dreams?

What the FUCK.

You are sexually frustrated or sexually overactive and have in the past thought about banging Paula Abdul. You would be ashamed of banging her but you no longer care as evidenced by your cumhose in front of friends routine. You are most likely going to be horny today, whether or not you find an outlet suitable for you and for your standard of Paula Abdul, that I cannot say.
Peace~
luiohh
Profile Joined February 2008
Bangladesh78 Posts
March 22 2009 11:39 GMT
#15
On March 22 2009 20:15 Kennigit wrote:
Seriously i had a crazy dream the other night where i couldn't stop cumming. Like it wasn't a wet dream but my friend was standing laughing and i was spraying cum everywhere and it was pouring out of my fingers too, i looked up and paula abdul was standing there too kind of smirking and winked at me. Anyone know how to analyze dreams?


Some dreams don't need much analysis. You want to bone Paula Abdul.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
March 22 2009 11:40 GMT
#16
LOL I haven't had a dream in like 3 years but...wow it would be wierd to dream about TL
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
March 22 2009 11:40 GMT
#17
On March 22 2009 20:15 Kennigit wrote:
Seriously i had a crazy dream the other night where i couldn't stop cumming. Like it wasn't a wet dream but my friend was standing laughing and i was spraying cum everywhere and it was pouring out of my fingers too, i looked up and paula abdul was standing there too kind of smirking and winked at me. Anyone know how to analyze dreams?


wow....i laughed so much at that. i havn't had a dream i can remember in about.... a year? i just dont remember my dreams the last one i could remember is where i was eating sand. tasted bad and the texture was horrible.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 22 2009 11:43 GMT
#18
On March 22 2009 20:40 The_Australian wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 20:15 Kennigit wrote:
Seriously i had a crazy dream the other night where i couldn't stop cumming. Like it wasn't a wet dream but my friend was standing laughing and i was spraying cum everywhere and it was pouring out of my fingers too, i looked up and paula abdul was standing there too kind of smirking and winked at me. Anyone know how to analyze dreams?


wow....i laughed so much at that. i havn't had a dream i can remember in about.... a year? i just dont remember my dreams the last one i could remember is where i was eating sand. tasted bad and the texture was horrible.

Typical male. At least you're not like me.

I have a vivid dream 9/10 night which I sleep, which is 4/7 nights a week. I remember all of them, and 90% of them are nightmares. I often wake up feeling sick, being covered in a cold sweat, crying, or yelling. My girlfriend says that in the rare times when I'm asleep for more than 4 hours I talk in my sleep, usually making deals with demons, arguing with people, or fighting for my life. I am starting to suspect I was raped as a fetus or something.
Peace~
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
March 22 2009 12:23 GMT
#19
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ModeratorGood content always wins.
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
March 22 2009 12:38 GMT
#20
Few months ago I had a dream in wich I had sex with infested Kerrigan... I dont have many dreams tho.
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
March 22 2009 12:45 GMT
#21
I know when I've been on tl for too long in a row when I look at the "my posts" section and everyone single last poster on thelist is me...=/
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Sonu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada577 Posts
March 22 2009 13:06 GMT
#22
i was laughing so hard XD omg

and its ok to be dreaming TL.net. this is such a good forum
"I really like this wall-in, because its not a fucking wall" - DAy[9]
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
March 22 2009 13:18 GMT
#23
On March 22 2009 18:55 ondik wrote:
When you know you spend too much time on TL..

So I had a dream tonight in which I woke up and what do I see. Manifesto sitting on my bed smiling at me in kind of evil way. Then turns his head to other side and continues in talking to another person.. who is it? Dante from WCG ultimate gamer, oh well. Eventually both start to talking to me in my broken native language with their characteristic accents and I'm falling asleep again.

First thing I did today when I woke up? Opened TL


that sounds like a very, very terrifying nightmare.
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
March 22 2009 14:11 GMT
#24
On March 22 2009 21:23 motbob wrote:
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sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
March 22 2009 14:17 GMT
#25
Lol kennigit your dream made me totally forget what I was going to say.
Hi.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-22 14:49:48
March 22 2009 14:49 GMT
#26
On March 22 2009 20:15 Kennigit wrote:
Seriously i had a crazy dream the other night where i couldn't stop cumming. Like it wasn't a wet dream but my friend was standing laughing and i was spraying cum everywhere and it was pouring out of my fingers too, i looked up and paula abdul was standing there too kind of smirking and winked at me. Anyone know how to analyze dreams?

I do.

Its obvious you're a gay clown molestor. You should be commited.

You're welcome.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 22 2009 16:02 GMT
#27
On March 22 2009 19:37 Kennigit wrote:
Dreaming about teamliquid staff is quite normal. I've had a number of dreams involving chill, manifesto7 and vast amounts of cherry jello.


On March 22 2009 20:15 Kennigit wrote:
Seriously i had a crazy dream the other night where i couldn't stop cumming. Like it wasn't a wet dream but my friend was standing laughing and i was spraying cum everywhere and it was pouring out of my fingers too, i looked up and paula abdul was standing there too kind of smirking and winked at me. Anyone know how to analyze dreams?



I assume this was the same dream.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
March 22 2009 16:03 GMT
#28
The worst for me had to be dreaming about blogging on TL about a dream...
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
March 22 2009 16:05 GMT
#29
On March 23 2009 01:03 thedeadhaji wrote:
The worst for me had to be dreaming about blogging on TL about a dream...


lol I hate dreams like that.
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
March 22 2009 17:31 GMT
#30
hmm... the most ive gone is a dream where i played on par against Nony....

...

was a good dream
I feel like pwning noobs
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
March 22 2009 17:38 GMT
#31
On March 22 2009 20:40 Racenilatr wrote:
LOL I haven't had a dream in like 3 years but...wow it would be wierd to dream about TL
Fun fact; you dream almost every night but the average person remembers less than 10% of them when they wake up. Has to do with sleep patterns/when you sleep and a whole bunch of other factors.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
March 22 2009 17:44 GMT
#32
On March 22 2009 20:15 Kennigit wrote:
Seriously i had a crazy dream the other night where i couldn't stop cumming. Like it wasn't a wet dream but my friend was standing laughing and i was spraying cum everywhere and it was pouring out of my fingers too, i looked up and paula abdul was standing there too kind of smirking and winked at me. Anyone know how to analyze dreams?

How soaked were your pants when you woke up?
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
March 22 2009 17:54 GMT
#33
It's bad enough for me that I check TL on my phone through out work O_O
Life?
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
March 22 2009 18:20 GMT
#34
On March 23 2009 02:38 LuckyFool wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2009 20:40 Racenilatr wrote:
LOL I haven't had a dream in like 3 years but...wow it would be wierd to dream about TL
Fun fact; you dream almost every night but the average person remembers less than 10% of them when they wake up. Has to do with sleep patterns/when you sleep and a whole bunch of other factors.

^ this

i remember having a dream where i was chill w/ boxer and was on par w/ him (i was like the 2nd boxer or something)
ggyo...
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
March 22 2009 19:37 GMT
#35
Man why have you guys been here so many times without posting anything? Like ten times your post count
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
March 22 2009 19:49 GMT
#36
Combination of OP and Kenningit have made me rate this blog a 5/5. ROFL.
TranslatorBaa!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
March 22 2009 20:45 GMT
#37
lmao, I'm laughing so hard right now you have no idea.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
March 22 2009 21:04 GMT
#38
Kennegit - what the fuck man LOL
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
March 22 2009 21:16 GMT
#39
Sometimes when I'm thinking about something, like a scene in a movie, I imagine it being discussed in a thread on TL. So there's all these arguments and different opinions from many people when it's actually just my own thoughts. It's pretty bad sometimes when I'm completely confused about whether something is my own view or something I read off TL.

In fact right now I'm imagining someone has made a thread about what I'm writing now and some are saying how ridiculous/unbelievable it is. Others are saying they've had similar experiences. And someone has just posted a link to an old thread.
No I'm never serious.
Mannequin
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada131 Posts
March 22 2009 22:42 GMT
#40
Wow I wish I could remember my dreams, they would be really crazy. I remember 1 dream I had that my IP address got blocked and I couldn't go on TL so I jumped off my house for some reason
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 23 2009 22:31 GMT
#41
On March 23 2009 07:42 Mannequin wrote:
Wow I wish I could remember my dreams, they would be really crazy. I remember 1 dream I had that my IP address got blocked and I couldn't go on TL so I jumped off my house for some reason

o_o

Jesus Christ.
Peace~
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