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On March 20 2009 14:12 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On March 20 2009 14:05 Durak wrote:On March 20 2009 13:52 Ancestral wrote:On March 20 2009 13:45 Durak wrote:
It annoys me how s/he writes "chic" when s/he means "chick." It annoys me when people write things like "s/he" when "he" is historically a perfectly acceptable way to identify an individual whose gender is unknown or could be male or female. Historically "you" is plural and "thou" is the singular form but that doesn't mean it's used anymore. This person is misspelling the word and I'm simply being considerate in this day and age. I'm educating people that don't speak french while you're picking at something stupid. You don't even have to speak French, really. Chic is a pretty common word, especially if you have ever read/watched/seen anything about fashion.
Agreed. You don't need to speak French. English borrows words from many different languages. However, I think that chic is totally out of context which is what annoyed me. Slut and chic have totally different connotations.
Edit: Went to next page, quoting instead.
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Haha, this was funny. Enjoyed reading it. 
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put a fat sausage in ur pants which are rather tight then just go out n ur slut bait
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used the above technique in thailand once, got this girl with the CRAZIEST TATTOO ON HER BACK
it was just so weird here, i made a quick illustration of it a while back. SO CRAZY!
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anddd... how did you sneak out that sausage, lol.
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just took it out n told her da truth, by that time its to late for her to find someone else so she will go with it anyway. Besides im larger than average.
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But if you're larger than average why bother with the sausage?
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On March 20 2009 14:12 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:Show nested quote +On March 20 2009 13:51 Ingenol wrote:
The part about the girls dancing/giggling with each other is 100% spot on. If you attempt to pick up one of the cute ones the ugly one will be so enraged that you're ruining her "girls' night out" (she has no boyfriend ofc; she's ugly) that the cockblock will be pervasive and overwhelming. You, sir, need to learn the art of pick up, as well as get yourself a good wing man. You can't isolate the target of a two-set, you need someone else there to occupy the obstacle.
Wiiin.
I opened this blog with low expectations, but I'm laughing quite hard at this.
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On March 20 2009 16:20 Ludrik wrote:
But if you're larger than average why bother with the sausage?
in case he's hungry later duh
On March 20 2009 16:42 vx70GTOJudgexv wrote:Show nested quote +On March 20 2009 14:12 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:On March 20 2009 13:51 Ingenol wrote:
The part about the girls dancing/giggling with each other is 100% spot on. If you attempt to pick up one of the cute ones the ugly one will be so enraged that you're ruining her "girls' night out" (she has no boyfriend ofc; she's ugly) that the cockblock will be pervasive and overwhelming. You, sir, need to learn the art of pick up, as well as get yourself a good wing man. You can't isolate the target of a two-set, you need someone else there to occupy the obstacle. Wiiin. I opened this blog with low expectations, but I'm laughing quite hard at this.
He speaks the truth. He's not making a joke. This is what a wingman is for. If you don't have a wingman then you have to engage the whole group and sorta brush off the main chick you want until she is screaming for your attention. And if you don't befriend her friends then you are just another stranger that is easily pushed out from majority rules when one gets bored.
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Make that, you need a good wingman. I always go with my dude who is 1000x better than me at picking up chicks - i learn and he does the opening.. win/win. =)
But is it really necessary to befriend her friends? ..
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On March 20 2009 17:09 gzealot wrote:
Make that, you need a good wingman. I always go with my dude who is 1000x better than me at picking up chicks - i learn and he does the opening.. win/win. =)
But is it really necessary to befriend her friends? ..
yea.. cause if she sees her friends like you, probably she will have like you too. Also the friends won't be angry if you make out with the chosen one
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