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CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
February 20 2009 07:23 GMT
#41
^that guy's mom is on the server?
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
February 20 2009 07:25 GMT
#42
Because a bunch of dudes that want to make people think they are tough crap say it ON THE INTERNET. Trust me, it pisses me off too. I think guys who are most vulnerable are most mature. You don't see 70 year old guys (with the most wisdom in life) fighting over who has bigger balls.
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 20 2009 07:43 GMT
#43
Micronesia, whichever woman marries you, she is a hero. Just letting you know that you would be truly blessed, and must treat her like a goddess.
Peace~
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 20 2009 07:53 GMT
#44
Micronesia should start a little 'miss manners' style thing where people PM you their forum communication problems and you help them out. I imagine it would go something like this:

'billy' : micronesia, whenever i post that going overpool is in fact cheese i get mocked hopelessly by the other forum members. even mods like hb join in. how can i tell them that this hurts my feelings?

micronesia: well first of all, grow some balls and stop whiningwe like to call the kinds of people who do those things 'trolls.' 'trolls' go around the forum trying to make other people angry. just don't be offended by it or try to stop posting such shit


On February 20 2009 16:43 fanatacist wrote:
Micronesia, whichever woman marries you, she is a hero. Just letting you know that you would be truly blessed, and must treat her like a goddess.

Isn't micronesia married already and has kids, lol!
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 20 2009 07:56 GMT
#45
o_o

There is a god.
Peace~
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 20 2009 07:58 GMT
#46
On February 20 2009 16:56 fanatacist wrote:
o_o

There is a god.

or maybe im just imagining things
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 20 2009 07:59 GMT
#47
On February 20 2009 16:58 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 16:56 fanatacist wrote:
o_o

There is a god.

or maybe im just imagining things

Let's hope so.
Peace~
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 20 2009 08:03 GMT
#48
TSL, made with balls.
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
February 20 2009 08:07 GMT
#49
it doesnt make a bit of difference, guys
posting on liquid sites in current year
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
February 20 2009 08:48 GMT
#50
This nigga aint married.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
February 20 2009 08:54 GMT
#51
I find it annoying when people misuse "ironic" or "exponentially" but not enough to bitch about it. Just grow some balsam.
No I'm never serious.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
February 20 2009 09:01 GMT
#52
On February 20 2009 14:34 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2009 14:32 IntoTheWow wrote:
Hello micronesia. I'm happy you switched from bowling blogs.

Those balls are made, not grown.

[image loading]

yea--I know, right?
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
February 20 2009 09:03 GMT
#53
Yeah, if Micronesia got married, the world would explode.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Sentenal
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States12398 Posts
February 20 2009 09:09 GMT
#54
I read the op, but then that quote of me made me laugh out loud. Guess I gotta be careful when I say things in jest
"Apparently, Sentenal is a paragon of friendship and tolerance. " - Ech0ne
Syrup
Profile Joined January 2009
United States31 Posts
February 20 2009 10:08 GMT
#55
On February 20 2009 14:48 Hippopotamus wrote:
Grow some baals


Yahweh would not approve.
anglice loqui tironum est
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
February 20 2009 11:26 GMT
#56
You should man up
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 20 2009 15:10 GMT
#57
To prevent our pygmy goats from growing balls, we tied rubber bands around them very tightly, cutting off the circulation and thus killing the balls. We found them later in the grass.
Chains none
shafiru
Profile Joined January 2009
111 Posts
February 20 2009 15:14 GMT
#58
Let your balls drop first, then rewrite the blog.
bengaliToss ftw...
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 20 2009 15:16 GMT
#59
On February 21 2009 00:10 LordWeird wrote:
To prevent our pygmy goats from growing balls, we tied rubber bands around them very tightly, cutting off the circulation and thus killing the balls. We found them later in the grass.

Are you joking?
RIP Aaliyah
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 20 2009 15:33 GMT
#60
On February 21 2009 00:16 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2009 00:10 LordWeird wrote:
To prevent our pygmy goats from growing balls, we tied rubber bands around them very tightly, cutting off the circulation and thus killing the balls. We found them later in the grass.

Are you joking?


No. It's to prevent them from becoming alpha and attacking the other goats.
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