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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24788 Posts
February 20 2009 05:14 GMT
#1
This comes too soon after yubee's blog, but I've been meaning to address this for a while already.

I see the phrase 'grow some balls' or 'grow a pair' a lot lately. Why is it so popular? It was probably funny the first time you saw/heard it, at least to some extent, but it's so incredibly overused now it makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a tennis racket. If people would at least stick to the original intention of the saying, then it wouldn't really bother me. For example, here are some cases of tl users saying it with some justification:

On February 18 2009 08:03 Folca wrote:
5: Continuing on number four, i've been so depressed because I really just have no person that I can (truly talk to?) someone that I really trust, give darkest secrets and all that nice flowery shit, but I guess I gotta grow a pair and deal with it. Hope that the future can get better than this

While I don't agree totally with your view of manliness... at least it makes sense.

On February 20 2009 13:35 funkie wrote:
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On February 20 2009 13:22 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
On February 20 2009 13:20 TruthBringer wrote:
Wow, what a bunch of closed-minded bitches.

I give you props on that move, OP. People react differently to different things.

For instance, some people don't like to be nagged. If you suggest things to some people, they may resist it. Maybe the OP knows how his gf is and that she wouldn't take him seriously if he just talked to her.

This is kind of similar to the whole spiel to parents, "my gf is pregnant, I killed someone, I totaled the car, and I got a D on my math test. Just kidding, but I really did get a D on the math test." In their relief they are more tolerant of the bad news.

His gf was probably so worried about what was going to happen that she was a lot more receptive to his reasons for doing it afterwards. And I bet while she sat there in silence she reflected on some of the bitchy things she had done earlier in the day.

It is always better to let someone realize their own mistakes rather than to nag at them or rub their face in it.


OR

you could be mature and discuss it?


That isn't much fun is it?

All in all, fuck this blog, full of shit.

Grow some balls and discuss the damn thing with her, no need to give her a "timeout", you need to seriously grow the fuck up.

Okay. He is being immature... so grow some balls (sign of maturity... going away from the manly aspect of the saying, but I'll accept it).

I found a few other 'good' examples, but I'll switch over to the ones that make me raise an eyebrow...

On February 14 2009 16:03 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
You'd think JD would've expected this and went 9 pool or something.

And now a fucking Bunker. Skyhigh should grow some balls T_T

It's a videogame. They are playing to win. Balls has nothing to do with it. Find another way to criticize him... (again, if it wasn't already overused, then saying 'grow some balls' woulda been ok imo)

On January 23 2009 14:56 NeVeR wrote:
People need to stop asking for girl advice on gaming forums... The best thing for you to do would be to grow some balls, have some pride, and learn to settle these things for yourself.

Guys don't need advice? Wtf does that have to do with being mature/manly? Pick something else.

On February 14 2009 10:16 IdrA wrote:
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On February 14 2009 04:47 TechniQ.UK wrote:
"perhaps
but i dont spend my life encouraging others to waste theirs as well" - Idra

Yeah your right idra because it's a waste of time trying to instruct others how 1) not to go to an eternal hell, 2) copy the example of the son of God, Jesus Christ who even by secular standards is probably the greatest example anyone could follow with his teachings like love thy neighbour.

Oh and I will be visiting the old people in the congregation keeping them company during the week in their care homes, conducting funerals to bring comfort to the family of the dead, councelling anyone who needs help in the church with any aspect of life they bring to me and bringing the hope of Jesus Christ to drug addicts, criminals, violent offenders, homeless people if i can, and basically anyone and doing it all not with an attitude of pride but an attitude of serving the living God in the knowledge that I'm a worm as it says in the book of Isaiah and only like this because of unmerited grace and mercy and will be serving for his glory and honour and exaltation.

Didn't think that one through did ya Idra. Maybe that's why you'll never be a Korean .

1)psychologically torture little kids into doing whatever the church says is moral so they can avoid burning forever in a fictional place

look what religion did to you
you're PROUD of considering yourself a worm. do you not see whats wrong with that? grow some balls and think for yourself.

plenty of people who dont spend the work day preaching a fairy tale can help the homeless in far more substantial ways than 'bringing them the hope of Jesus Christ'
bring them some food instead. something that'll actually make a difference.

Again I really don't think balls has much to do with it.

On February 20 2009 13:24 choboPEon wrote:
just cause someone posted a blog, you now what to delete what you thought was an interesting article? grow a pair

WTF does that have to do with it? Fine another cliche expression to make your point!

On February 02 2009 14:51 Sentenal wrote:
wtf the Varsity is good, you people are crazy. If that place gives you a heart-attack, your heart needs to grow some balls.

Okay now you are just pissing me off.

Does it annoy anyone else? I'm hoping it will die out.

In case my message wasn't clear... don't say 'GROW SOME BALLS' or 'GROW A PAIR' for no damn reason!
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Except for in this blog... I'm already prepared for that. And I'll grow some balls for being oversenesitive if we stop using the damn phrases.


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ThatGuy
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada695 Posts
February 20 2009 05:15 GMT
#2
Get some hair on your balls.
Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
February 20 2009 05:17 GMT
#3
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as if I would
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people are compelled to click spoilers, I don't know why
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bet some of you quoted my post by this time now, didn't you?
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There's no gold at the end of the rainbow
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stop the madness
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Jaedong
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
February 20 2009 05:19 GMT
#4
get rid of your vagina
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 20 2009 05:19 GMT
#5
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 20 2009 05:26 GMT
#6
On February 20 2009 14:17 Avidkeystamper wrote:
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as if I would
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people are compelled to click spoilers, I don't know why
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bet some of you quoted my post by this time now, didn't you?
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There's no gold at the end of the rainbow
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stop the madness
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I was compelled to quote it >.> The spoilers told me so
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Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 05:31:16
February 20 2009 05:27 GMT
#7
"man, that guy has balls of steel!"

a) what does he ejaculate then?
b) are his thighs bruised?
c) do they hurt?
d) what kind of underwear does he wear to support that weight?
e) are we talking stainless steel here or do they rust?

edit:
f) would you get a bruised face giving a bj?
g) what does he say when the walk-through metal detector goes off and the guard magnetic-scans his balls... *beep beep*
h) can he still float? does it help him to stay under water?
i) does it affect his running? cycling??
j) is it something to be proud of?
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 20 2009 05:27 GMT
#8
Have your balls dropped yet? Fucking Christ.
Peace~
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
February 20 2009 05:28 GMT
#9
"hi i made a commentary"
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
February 20 2009 05:28 GMT
#10
Grow a pair of testicles, good sir. (Totally new variation and thus totally valid)
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
February 20 2009 05:29 GMT
#11
On February 20 2009 14:27 Not_Computer wrote:
"man, that guy has balls of steel!"

a) what does he ejaculate then?
b) are his thighs bruised?
c) do they hurt?
d) what kind of underwear does he wear to support that weight?
e) are we talking stainless steel here or do they rust?

Rofl~

Eww...rusty balls...
this is my quote.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
February 20 2009 05:32 GMT
#12
Hello micronesia. I'm happy you switched from bowling blogs.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24788 Posts
February 20 2009 05:34 GMT
#13
On February 20 2009 14:32 IntoTheWow wrote:
Hello micronesia. I'm happy you switched from bowling blogs.

Those balls are made, not grown. And I bowled pretty well last week. In fact, I mentioned it on tl... which I guess counts as my bowling blog.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
February 20 2009 05:35 GMT
#14
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
February 20 2009 05:36 GMT
#15
Yeah it is overused, but don't you feel a little ironic and guilty using the phrase "gouge my eyes out with a tennis racket"?
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
February 20 2009 05:37 GMT
#16
"U LITLE homosexual FUCK U WHIT ur lirle homnosexual voice "
"man dont shout like that stupid kid idiot fuck you"
"This guy really needs to fucking go through his puberty first. Or maybe he had some sort of testical injury which means he will have to stick with that 6-years -old, chicky voice for the rest of his life."
"stop smoking" (wtf???)
"Stupid Kid stop it! stop stop stop it stop it stop it!!!"
"Don't criticize the commentator, she's trying her best, really... the commentator's voice's TOO pretty. She should should try out as a soprano singer in a choir."
"this kid is a faggot ass bitch jesus fuck christ my ears"
"STOP talking man blah blah blah blah and who old are u arent u a still young "
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24788 Posts
February 20 2009 05:39 GMT
#17
On February 20 2009 14:36 Ancestral wrote:
Yeah it is overused, but don't you feel a little ironic and guilty using the phrase "gouge my eyes out with a tennis racket"?

Not really... I'm not against general usage of non-literal phrases. Also, I avoided the cliche 'spoon'.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
JIJIyO
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1957 Posts
February 20 2009 05:40 GMT
#18
The TSL. It's made with balls.
KT_Violet
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-20 05:47:01
February 20 2009 05:45 GMT
#19
POST IN ALL CAPS, WHAT ARE YOU? AFRAID OF CHILL?

GROW SOME BALLS

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AN EXAMPLE OF PROPER USAGE
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
February 20 2009 05:48 GMT
#20
Grow some baals, then trolling can become fun again.
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