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Alright so I was walking around this mall right? I guess they were having some video game convention. I went up this ladder to this wooden balcony with my friends and some people gave me free Earthbound collectors soda (with a bunch of characters that don't exist, like OCULAR and JAG).
So I ride the Super Mario 64 Rollercoast (fucking sick) and leave the amusement area. Suddenly it is my highschool lunch area and I have a serious conversation with one of my friends about stock values.
Then I'm in the mall again, wearing a joker like outfit, but lacking the make-up. Some dude puts the make-up on me, but I later wash it off in this store (I have no idea what they sell).
Apparently now I'm some kind of demon magician, so I start making these illusions of hot chicks to fool the horny owner so I can do something diabolical (Not sure what?). Turns out his brother can see the demons in my eyes and he starts chasing me through the store and stuff.
But I use my crazy demon powers to get away.
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.
 
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I think a gypsy family owned the store, but the one dude was so ez to trick with DEMON MAGIC cuz he was crazy for white girls.
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Silly doctor, you're not supposed to use your own prescriptions!
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On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere.
I know what you mean man.
I recently had a dream, part of which included me hiding alexis love in my room for some reason, but it went nowhere... .
NSFW pic of alexis love, just so you understand my plight.
+ Show Spoiler +
Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class....
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On February 18 2009 23:30 ilovezil wrote:
Silly doctor, you're not supposed to use your own prescriptions!
Yeah but that rule isn't really enforced.
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What is up with Alexis Love.
In half her stuff she's SUPER hot, and in all the others she looks meh.
I don't get it.
So she's one of my favorites, half the time.
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I COMPLETELY agree. Searching for her pic just now reminded me of how meh she looks sometimes. But, rest assured, in my dream she was exquisite.
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On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere. Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class....
I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare.
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On February 18 2009 23:30 ilovezil wrote:
Silly doctor, you're not supposed to use your own prescriptions!
Haha, exactly what I was thinking.
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Who the fuck is OCULAR.
Why was there a character named Ocular? He must have really good vision.
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On February 18 2009 23:39 ilovezil wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere. Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class.... I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare.
I can trump that. During my elementary school time, I always got up at 6 in the morning to play Monopoly against myself! And of course I played Diablo2 8 hours a day later too, but that seems to be quite common. I wonder what my childhood would have been if I had siblings...
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On February 18 2009 23:58 Scorch wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2009 23:39 ilovezil wrote:On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere. Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class.... I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare. I can trump that. During my elementary school time, I always got up at 6 in the morning to play Monopoly against myself! And of course I played Diablo2 8 hours a day later too, but that seems to be quite common. I wonder what my childhood would have been if I had siblings...
I laughed out loud at this. Hahahah.
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On February 18 2009 23:58 Scorch wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2009 23:39 ilovezil wrote:On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere. Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class.... I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare. I can trump that. During my elementary school time, I always got up at 6 in the morning to play Monopoly against myself! And of course I played Diablo2 8 hours a day later too, but that seems to be quite common. I wonder what my childhood would have been if I had siblings...
Or if you had friends...
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Friends are so 20th century.
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Belgium9950 Posts
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On February 18 2009 23:58 Scorch wrote:Show nested quote +On February 18 2009 23:39 ilovezil wrote:On February 18 2009 23:32 Lemonwalrus wrote:On February 18 2009 23:26 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
Those optical illusion girls were really hot, I wish that went somewhere. Edit: Posting semi-porn at 8:30 am before leaving for class.... I woke up at 6 in the morning just so I could play diablo II before going to school during my high school days. Actually, it was quite bad because I'd play d2 every millisecond of time I could spare. I can trump that. During my elementary school time, I always got up at 6 in the morning to play Monopoly against myself! And of course I played Diablo2 8 hours a day later too, but that seems to be quite common. I wonder what my childhood would have been if I had siblings...
errr
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When I was in elementary school I wore red short shorts with NO underpants.
I read a physics textbook I didn't understand in the corner and spat on people who tried to talk to me. I had lots of friends.
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On February 19 2009 03:50 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
When I was in elementary school I wore red short shorts with NO underpants.
I read a physics textbook I didn't understand in the corner and spat on people who tried to talk to me. I had lots of friends.
Trust him. He's a doctor.
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Yeah I was basically really popular.
Good thing I never shit my pants, that would have sucked. It would have fallen out ;__;
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when i started reading it i forgot u said it was a dream i was like wtf kinda story is this?
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dude, i fucking swear, after taking DMT, or maybe cuz one of my friends pointed it out, ive been having fucking wicked dreams every nite. its really bad for my sleep, i wake up really fucking tired.
like.. i had this dream recently where i dreamt a demon of sorts, hella diabolical n shit, came around my back n started biting my shoulder. for some reason i thought if it held on for like.. more than 4 seconds or 4 counts, some shit would happen, i dont know what. but i kinda thought it was a dream in the dream, so i didn't really care. then it started hurting my shoulder, i freaked the fuck out n woke up.
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I had the strangest dream last night.
I was standing in front of the mirror with a massive boner, It was like up to my chest, and then I bent down and started to suck on it. I swear I could taste it. Then I wake up and there's jizz in my pants.
I swear I'm not gay.
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On February 20 2009 12:54 feathers wrote:
I had the strangest dream last night.
I was standing in front of the mirror with a massive boner, It was like up to my chest, and then I bent down and started to suck on it. I swear I could taste it. Then I wake up and there's jizz in my pants.
I swear I'm not gay.
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On February 20 2009 12:54 feathers wrote:
I had the strangest dream last night.
I was standing in front of the mirror with a massive boner, It was like up to my chest, and then I bent down and started to suck on it. I swear I could taste it. Then I wake up and there's jizz in my pants.
I swear I'm not gay.
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