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How not to fail at life

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ZoW
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3983 Posts
February 10 2009 17:36 GMT
#1
Saw this on Digg. Thought it was funny, so now I'm sharing =)
Its a pretty long read though, about 10 minutes.

How not to fail at life


**
the courage to be a lazy bum
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 10 2009 17:40 GMT
#2
Rofl I saw this before, it's great.
Peace~
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
February 10 2009 17:49 GMT
#3
hah i just saw this today about 2 hours ago.. great stuff
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
February 10 2009 17:56 GMT
#4
It looks like the whole thing was done in paint, but that would probably take just about forever. I wonder how they did it.
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
Letmelose
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Korea (South)3227 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-10 18:09:17
February 10 2009 18:08 GMT
#5
Wait a minute...

So the point of life is to deliberately force yourself to do things that are not only unfullfilling, but a total pain in the ass, to the point they feel natural, just so you can what... procreate and ensure the cycle never ends?

No wonder so many people choose to believe in religion.
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b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
February 10 2009 18:13 GMT
#6
hahahaah wow that was an entertaining read.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-10 18:17:19
February 10 2009 18:16 GMT
#7
On February 11 2009 02:56 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
It looks like the whole thing was done in paint, but that would probably take just about forever. I wonder how they did it.

plan what they're gonna draw/write ----> do it in paint
Entusman #12
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 10 2009 18:47 GMT
#8
Fun read indeed. Some of it is absolute gold.
Chains none
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 10 2009 18:52 GMT
#9
anyone who finds that guide useful is already beyond redemption
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
February 10 2009 19:02 GMT
#10
time to get a fucking job
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
February 10 2009 19:07 GMT
#11
DO NOT SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON LITTLE RESIN FIGURINES OF ANIME GIRLS TAKING A SHIT ON THINGS AND LOOKING CUTE
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 10 2009 19:24 GMT
#12
"BUT I HAVE ASPBURGERS!"

NO YOU DON"T


lol that's fucked up.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
February 10 2009 19:46 GMT
#13
After all this time.... I was an asshole?
SmoKing2012
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States385 Posts
February 10 2009 19:50 GMT
#14
not bad.
How do you like them apples, ho-bag? And how do you like those very same apples, Eggars!
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-10 20:29:03
February 10 2009 20:28 GMT
#15
i hate aspergers kids

true story

like, do they have the prerogative to act completely fucking awkwardly in your face? do they? cuz if they do, i don't want to associate with any of them
posting on liquid sites in current year
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
February 10 2009 20:38 GMT
#16
On February 11 2009 05:28 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
i hate aspergers kids

true story

like, do they have the prerogative to act completely fucking awkwardly in your face? do they? cuz if they do, i don't want to associate with any of them

Aspergers do not understand that they are acting completely fucking awkwardly in your face, they have very low social intelligence (But not intelligence overall mind you, then they are called autistic aka retards).
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 10 2009 20:51 GMT
#17
On February 11 2009 05:28 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
i hate aspergers kids

true story

like, do they have the prerogative to act completely fucking awkwardly in your face? do they? cuz if they do, i don't want to associate with any of them


Uhhhh aspergers is a form of autism and is very real, way to be an asshole.

That article just adresses people who self diagnose aspergers as an excuse to be a douche who never wants to grow up.
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
February 10 2009 20:57 GMT
#18
On February 11 2009 05:28 SpiritoftheTunA wrote:
i hate aspergers kids

true story

like, do they have the prerogative to act completely fucking awkwardly in your face? do they? cuz if they do, i don't want to associate with any of them


Asperger can also vary in severety. Not picking up non-verbal communication. Taking everything literally. You can adjust your style of communication. 'Heavy' Aspergers can't adjust their style. It is not fun being trapped in one state of mind. Some are oblivious and worryfree, others are fully aware being socially inadequate.

There is Asperger and social awkardness. It is impossible to draw a clear line. Some diagnosis will label someone Asperger. When tested by someone else at a different time the indication could be social awkwardness or fobia. Patients in the blurry scale between normality and autism.
It is not hard science, there is no DNA mapping yet and there are variations in symptoms and degrees of adaptation and development.

3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
February 10 2009 21:30 GMT
#19
On February 11 2009 05:38 Klockan3 wrote:
(But not intelligence overall mind you, then they are called autistic aka retards).

Have we never heard of autistic savants? To label autism as a condition of being "generally unintelligent" is just absurdly false.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 11 2009 13:32 GMT
#20
On February 11 2009 06:30 3clipse wrote:
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On February 11 2009 05:38 Klockan3 wrote:
(But not intelligence overall mind you, then they are called autistic aka retards).

Have we never heard of autistic savants? To label autism as a condition of being "generally unintelligent" is just absurdly false.

Do you consider number crunching and memorization a form of intelligence? They are more like human books/calculators than intelligent human beings, in my mind. This is further demonstrated by the fact that they are generally limited to one field of ability (math, painting, memory, etc.),
Peace~
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 11 2009 17:14 GMT
#21
Seeing as 90% of people don't even reach the intelligence of a retarded cockroach, yes, asperger's patients actually ARE intelligent.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-12 02:55:24
February 12 2009 02:54 GMT
#22
Obvious out of left field with a post.

BoT, it wasn't funny to me. Some of the stuff is wrong but some of it is agreed as well.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Person514cs
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1004 Posts
February 12 2009 04:10 GMT
#23
What if my parents are filthy rich? Do I still have to work?
Peace and love, for ever.
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