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Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 04:32:47
February 07 2009 04:32 GMT
#1
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'But I don't shine bright enough for the rest of the world'



(Inb4thecandy man can)

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Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
February 07 2009 04:40 GMT
#2
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?'
Hates Fun🤔
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
February 07 2009 04:41 GMT
#3
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'You love me because i'm black'
Moderator<:3-/-<
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 04:49:36
February 07 2009 04:49 GMT
#4
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'Oh so when I do work you think I'm nice?
On the only night I press cook to make rice?
Yeah mom that's really cool
You probably think I'm a fool'
She sighs one time as she turns off the light
'That's right'
'Damn.'
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 04:54:33
February 07 2009 04:54 GMT
#5
On February 07 2009 13:40 paper wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?'


400th post to say YES, I TEXTED THAT TO MY FRIEND IMMEDIATELY AFTER READING IT OFF THAT SITE
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
February 07 2009 04:55 GMT
#6
Have my babies saya.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
February 07 2009 04:56 GMT
#7
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
Naw, I got into a fight today,
And I thought that it would be okay,
But one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 07 2009 05:01 GMT
#8
If I could, chaaa-aaa-ange the world,
I would be the sunlight in your universe,
You would think my love was really something good,
Baby if I could chaaa-aaa-ange the world
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 07 2009 05:05 GMT
#9
On February 07 2009 13:40 paper wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?'


TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
February 07 2009 05:08 GMT
#10
Mono how u been?
w/e
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
February 07 2009 05:09 GMT
#11
Today was a nice day, I came
Moderator<:3-/-<
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
February 07 2009 05:10 GMT
#12
Yomi'd
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 07 2009 05:13 GMT
#13
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I
jizzed in my pants
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
February 07 2009 05:14 GMT
#14
Yeah, I went.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
February 07 2009 05:19 GMT
#15
On February 07 2009 13:40 paper wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?'

win
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
February 07 2009 05:20 GMT
#16
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I
Don't have a clue what this thread is about.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
February 07 2009 05:34 GMT
#17

???????????
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
February 07 2009 05:55 GMT
#18
I don't care for Popsicles not really at all.I really like ice cream though it gives me the gas something fierce.
I really don't mind the gas and its not much of a price to pay for the joy that is ice cream.

Sadly my mom nor my wife can pay that price.

I don't eat much ice cream.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
February 07 2009 06:49 GMT
#19
On February 07 2009 14:13 Fontong wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I
jizzed in my pants

+1
GANDHISAUCE
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
February 07 2009 07:02 GMT
#20
Awsome. Thanks TL
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
February 07 2009 09:05 GMT
#21
What the fuck.
It's one thing to have a random retarded OP in the blog section but to have more than half of TL follow it...
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
February 07 2009 09:22 GMT
#22
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 07 2009 09:24 GMT
#23
--- Nuked ---
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
February 07 2009 12:01 GMT
#24
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'This is madness...'
Without thinking I say
'No... THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!11one'
The artist formerly known as Starparty
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
February 07 2009 12:59 GMT
#25
On February 07 2009 21:01 Starparty wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'This is madness...'
Without thinking I say
'No... THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!11one'

that's not funny.
you're not funny
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
February 07 2009 13:18 GMT
#26
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
February 07 2009 13:18 GMT
#27
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
February 07 2009 13:36 GMT
#28
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'I just went supernova yo'
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
February 07 2009 13:39 GMT
#29
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'Thanks'
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
February 07 2009 14:10 GMT
#30
On February 07 2009 22:18 Itachii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?

You know it
"If I think, everything is lost"
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 07 2009 14:15 GMT
#31
On February 07 2009 23:10 Makhno wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 22:18 Itachii wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?

You know it

hell yeah

i gotz booze
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
February 07 2009 15:15 GMT
#32
On February 07 2009 23:15 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 23:10 Makhno wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 Itachii wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?

You know it

hell yeah

i gotz booze


i got ze cheetos!
jingXD
Profile Joined May 2007
United States283 Posts
February 07 2009 19:53 GMT
#33
This thread has finally helped me realize why the term "thread-crapping" exists; it feels like watching a line of people taking turns taking a dump on someone's face.
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
February 07 2009 20:16 GMT
#34
On February 08 2009 04:53 jingXD wrote:
This thread has finally helped me realize why the term "thread-crapping" exists; it feels like watching a line of people taking turns taking a dump on someone's face.

join our party dude
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 07 2009 20:19 GMT
#35
On February 08 2009 00:15 freedom yay wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 23:15 minus_human wrote:
On February 07 2009 23:10 Makhno wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 Itachii wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?

You know it

hell yeah

i gotz booze


i got ze cheetos!

I just thought I would come by and tell you guys that post count doesn't matter.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 07 2009 20:20 GMT
#36
It really doesn't.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 07 2009 22:12 GMT
#37
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.



I agree.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 07 2009 22:12 GMT
#38
I really do.
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 07 2009 22:52 GMT
#39
Indeed.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
February 08 2009 01:30 GMT
#40
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
February 08 2009 01:33 GMT
#41
On February 08 2009 10:30 Loanshark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.
but he really really wanted to show how much he doesn't care.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
February 08 2009 01:33 GMT
#42
On February 08 2009 10:33 Falcynn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2009 10:30 Loanshark wrote:
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.
but he really really wanted to show how much he doesn't care.
by explaining it in 2 different posts.
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
February 08 2009 02:16 GMT
#43
On February 08 2009 10:33 Falcynn wrote:
by explaining it in 2 different posts.

double the care!
C'est la vie...
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 08 2009 03:23 GMT
#44
On February 08 2009 10:30 Loanshark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.

You are
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 08 2009 03:23 GMT
#45
On February 08 2009 10:30 Loanshark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.

slow.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 08 2009 09:33 GMT
#46
On February 07 2009 14:13 Fontong wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I
jizzed in my pants


WIN
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