• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 05:22
CET 10:22
KST 18:22
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy5ByuL: The Forgotten Master of ZvT30Behind the Blue - Team Liquid History Book19Clem wins HomeStory Cup 289HomeStory Cup 28 - Info & Preview13
Community News
Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool31Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win42026 KungFu Cup Announcement6BGE Stara Zagora 2026 cancelled12Blizzard Classic Cup - Tastosis announced as captains18
StarCraft 2
General
Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool Potential Updates Coming to the SC2 CN Server Weekly Cups (March 2-8): ByuN overcomes PvT block Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw? Weekly Cups (March 9-15): herO, Clem, ByuN win
Tourneys
World University TeamLeague (500$+) | Signups Open RSL Season 4 announced for March-April Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament WardiTV Team League Season 10 KSL Week 87
Strategy
Custom Maps
Publishing has been re-enabled! [Feb 24th 2026]
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 517 Distant Threat Mutation # 516 Specter of Death Mutation # 515 Together Forever
Brood War
General
ASL21 General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Gypsy to Korea JaeDong's form before ASL BSL Season 22
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL22] Open Qualifiers & Ladder Tours Small VOD Thread 2.0 IPSL Spring 2026 is here!
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2 Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Path of Exile Dawn of War IV
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Five o'clock TL Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas Vanilla Mini Mafia TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Mexico's Drug War
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Cricket [SPORT] Formula 1 Discussion Tokyo Olympics 2021 Thread General nutrition recommendations
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Laptop capable of using Photoshop Lightroom?
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Money Laundering In Video Ga…
TrAiDoS
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
FS++
Kraekkling
Shocked by a laser…
Spydermine0240
Unintentional protectionism…
Uldridge
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 4128 users

Who can bring the sunlight?

Blogs > Monokeros
Post a Reply
Normal
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 04:32:47
February 07 2009 04:32 GMT
#1
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'But I don't shine bright enough for the rest of the world'



(Inb4thecandy man can)

*
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
February 07 2009 04:40 GMT
#2
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?'
Hates Fun🤔
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
February 07 2009 04:41 GMT
#3
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'You love me because i'm black'
Moderator<:3-/-<
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 04:49:36
February 07 2009 04:49 GMT
#4
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'Oh so when I do work you think I'm nice?
On the only night I press cook to make rice?
Yeah mom that's really cool
You probably think I'm a fool'
She sighs one time as she turns off the light
'That's right'
'Damn.'
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 04:54:33
February 07 2009 04:54 GMT
#5
On February 07 2009 13:40 paper wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?'


400th post to say YES, I TEXTED THAT TO MY FRIEND IMMEDIATELY AFTER READING IT OFF THAT SITE
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
February 07 2009 04:55 GMT
#6
Have my babies saya.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
February 07 2009 04:56 GMT
#7
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
Naw, I got into a fight today,
And I thought that it would be okay,
But one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 07 2009 05:01 GMT
#8
If I could, chaaa-aaa-ange the world,
I would be the sunlight in your universe,
You would think my love was really something good,
Baby if I could chaaa-aaa-ange the world
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 07 2009 05:05 GMT
#9
On February 07 2009 13:40 paper wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?'


TRUEESPORTS || your days as a respected member of team liquid are over
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
February 07 2009 05:08 GMT
#10
Mono how u been?
w/e
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
February 07 2009 05:09 GMT
#11
Today was a nice day, I came
Moderator<:3-/-<
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
February 07 2009 05:10 GMT
#12
Yomi'd
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 07 2009 05:13 GMT
#13
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I
jizzed in my pants
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
February 07 2009 05:14 GMT
#14
Yeah, I went.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
February 07 2009 05:19 GMT
#15
On February 07 2009 13:40 paper wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'gurl, dont be flackin da spizzle wit out even step-step-steppin off da supertraggles. naw mean? Dell PowerEdge 1850 dual xeon n shit. naw mean?'

win
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
February 07 2009 05:20 GMT
#16
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I
Don't have a clue what this thread is about.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
February 07 2009 05:34 GMT
#17

???????????
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5014 Posts
February 07 2009 05:55 GMT
#18
I don't care for Popsicles not really at all.I really like ice cream though it gives me the gas something fierce.
I really don't mind the gas and its not much of a price to pay for the joy that is ice cream.

Sadly my mom nor my wife can pay that price.

I don't eat much ice cream.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
De4ngus
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6533 Posts
February 07 2009 06:49 GMT
#19
On February 07 2009 14:13 Fontong wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I
jizzed in my pants

+1
GANDHISAUCE
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
February 07 2009 07:02 GMT
#20
Awsome. Thanks TL
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
February 07 2009 09:05 GMT
#21
What the fuck.
It's one thing to have a random retarded OP in the blog section but to have more than half of TL follow it...
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
February 07 2009 09:22 GMT
#22
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 07 2009 09:24 GMT
#23
--- Nuked ---
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
February 07 2009 12:01 GMT
#24
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'This is madness...'
Without thinking I say
'No... THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!11one'
The artist formerly known as Starparty
drug_vict1m
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
844 Posts
February 07 2009 12:59 GMT
#25
On February 07 2009 21:01 Starparty wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'This is madness...'
Without thinking I say
'No... THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!11one'

that's not funny.
you're not funny
One must feel chaos within, to give birth to a dancing star.
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
February 07 2009 13:18 GMT
#26
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
February 07 2009 13:18 GMT
#27
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
February 07 2009 13:36 GMT
#28
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'I just went supernova yo'
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
February 07 2009 13:39 GMT
#29
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I say
'Thanks'
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
February 07 2009 14:10 GMT
#30
On February 07 2009 22:18 Itachii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?

You know it
"If I think, everything is lost"
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 07 2009 14:15 GMT
#31
On February 07 2009 23:10 Makhno wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 22:18 Itachii wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?

You know it

hell yeah

i gotz booze
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
February 07 2009 15:15 GMT
#32
On February 07 2009 23:15 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 23:10 Makhno wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 Itachii wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?

You know it

hell yeah

i gotz booze


i got ze cheetos!
jingXD
Profile Joined May 2007
United States283 Posts
February 07 2009 19:53 GMT
#33
This thread has finally helped me realize why the term "thread-crapping" exists; it feels like watching a line of people taking turns taking a dump on someone's face.
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
February 07 2009 20:16 GMT
#34
On February 08 2009 04:53 jingXD wrote:
This thread has finally helped me realize why the term "thread-crapping" exists; it feels like watching a line of people taking turns taking a dump on someone's face.

join our party dude
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 07 2009 20:19 GMT
#35
On February 08 2009 00:15 freedom yay wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 23:15 minus_human wrote:
On February 07 2009 23:10 Makhno wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 Itachii wrote:
On February 07 2009 22:18 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
On February 07 2009 18:22 FirstBorn wrote:
I just thought I'd drop by and increase my post count.

Mind if i join you?

party?

You know it

hell yeah

i gotz booze


i got ze cheetos!

I just thought I would come by and tell you guys that post count doesn't matter.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 07 2009 20:20 GMT
#36
It really doesn't.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 07 2009 22:12 GMT
#37
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.



I agree.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
February 07 2009 22:12 GMT
#38
I really do.
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 07 2009 22:52 GMT
#39
Indeed.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
February 08 2009 01:30 GMT
#40
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
February 08 2009 01:33 GMT
#41
On February 08 2009 10:30 Loanshark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.
but he really really wanted to show how much he doesn't care.
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
February 08 2009 01:33 GMT
#42
On February 08 2009 10:33 Falcynn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2009 10:30 Loanshark wrote:
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.
but he really really wanted to show how much he doesn't care.
by explaining it in 2 different posts.
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
February 08 2009 02:16 GMT
#43
On February 08 2009 10:33 Falcynn wrote:
by explaining it in 2 different posts.

double the care!
C'est la vie...
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 08 2009 03:23 GMT
#44
On February 08 2009 10:30 Loanshark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.

You are
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 08 2009 03:23 GMT
#45
On February 08 2009 10:30 Loanshark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2009 05:20 Fontong wrote:
It really doesn't.


You could have just edited your previous post.

slow.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 08 2009 09:33 GMT
#46
On February 07 2009 14:13 Fontong wrote:
Today was a nice day, I came home I helped out with dinner, dishes etc...
My Mom says to me
'You're such a nice son'
Without thinking I
jizzed in my pants


WIN
cw)minsean(ru
Normal
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 39m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ProTech128
StarCraft: Brood War
Sea 15260
Hyuk 2649
Calm 2477
Hm[arnc] 1454
Jaedong 769
Larva 426
BeSt 327
Mong 223
actioN 155
Soma 85
[ Show more ]
NotJumperer 29
EffOrt 24
ToSsGirL 21
zelot 20
Barracks 17
Bale 11
Terrorterran 6
eros_byul 0
Dota 2
XaKoH 970
XcaliburYe2
Counter-Strike
Stewie2K1427
Other Games
singsing509
ViBE198
Sick186
Fuzer 138
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick657
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream228
Other Games
BasetradeTV91
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 21
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 12 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH247
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• HappyZerGling149
Upcoming Events
RSL Revival
39m
herO vs MaxPax
Rogue vs TriGGeR
BSL
10h 39m
Replay Cast
14h 39m
Replay Cast
23h 39m
Afreeca Starleague
1d
Sharp vs Scan
Rain vs Mong
Wardi Open
1d 2h
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 7h
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
Afreeca Starleague
2 days
Soulkey vs Ample
JyJ vs sSak
Replay Cast
2 days
[ Show More ]
Afreeca Starleague
3 days
hero vs YSC
Larva vs Shine
Kung Fu Cup
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
KCM Race Survival
3 days
The PondCast
4 days
WardiTV Team League
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
WardiTV Team League
5 days
RSL Revival
6 days
Cure vs Zoun
WardiTV Team League
6 days
BSL
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Jeongseon Sooper Cup
WardiTV Winter 2026
Underdog Cup #3

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 1
BSL Season 22
CSL Elite League 2026
RSL Revival: Season 4
Nations Cup 2026
NationLESS Cup
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter Qual

Upcoming

ASL Season 21
Acropolis #4 - TS6
2026 Changsha Offline CUP
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
CSL Season 20: Qualifier 1
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
CCT Season 3 Global Finals
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.