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eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 18:29:32
February 06 2009 18:29 GMT
#21
how do you truely know he plans on using the lube for himself? There honostly is no such thing as male only lube lol. An asshole is an asshole, and any lube will suffice. Maybe his girlfriend naturally likes something about the lube, and because of that, they special ordered it rather than walk into an adult shop and buy a generic one. Also, perhaps he plans on using the dick spray on his dick, and she plans on using the lube.

How can you deduct it is for him just by reading that it works on males too. Why not be a friend, and make a better assumption, like him using it all over his naked gf.


Then again : I heard Strap-on's are the latest rage!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
February 06 2009 18:30 GMT
#22
Lmfao, it's for you
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 06 2009 19:04 GMT
#23
On February 07 2009 03:29 eXigent. wrote:
Then again : I heard Strap-on's are the latest rage!


I pack one of these in my manpurse just in case the night leads to an exotic fantasy. :X
ya had ya shot kid!
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
February 06 2009 19:12 GMT
#24
ive ordered plenty of things from other countries and customs often open packages and seal them up again

just play stupid like nothing happend
hello there
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
February 06 2009 19:26 GMT
#25
I knew a guy who did the same thing. He got shipped lubes to his house. Then his roomate found out by opening the package and didn't tell him.

The other guy noticed the other guy knew because of the package marks and a strange conversation over tha package started. The first guy told him it was just some facial cream and the other guy said "ok".

So while his roommate slept he ejaculated over him and let him a note that said: "Im leaving to another room, but I left you some of that facial cream as a present".
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DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 06 2009 19:34 GMT
#26
roflroflroflrofl

;D
watch out for the date rape pills

hmmmm

pills + lube = buttsecks..

watch out brah
cw)minsean(ru
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
February 06 2009 19:35 GMT
#27
On February 07 2009 04:26 IntoTheWow wrote:
I knew a guy who did the same thing. He got shipped lubes to his house. Then his roomate found out by opening the package and didn't tell him.

The other guy noticed the other guy knew because of the package marks and a strange conversation over tha package started. The first guy told him it was just some facial cream and the other guy said "ok".

So while his roommate slept he ejaculated over him and let him a note that said: "Im leaving to another room, but I left you some of that facial cream as a present".

i really hope you just made this up
demo1
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada145 Posts
February 06 2009 21:02 GMT
#28
can't get any lube in vietnam?? lol
yeyeyey
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
February 06 2009 21:09 GMT
#29
On February 07 2009 02:42 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".


Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.


No, it would be awkward because his friend clearly didn't want him to know what was inside...all these people overreacting about homophobic this and that bullshit...
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
February 06 2009 21:12 GMT
#30
Dude watch out!
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 06 2009 21:18 GMT
#31
On February 07 2009 06:09 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 02:42 Frits wrote:
On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".


Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.


No, it would be awkward because his friend clearly didn't want him to know what was inside...all these people overreacting about homophobic this and that bullshit...

You're racist.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 06 2009 21:21 GMT
#32
On February 07 2009 02:40 koreasilver wrote:
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On February 07 2009 02:09 Chill wrote:
Well, I'm just thinking that maybe it's the best brand... I don't know. I've read certain anal lubes are vastly superior to others...

노 호모.

Hello
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 21:35:14
February 06 2009 21:30 GMT
#33
Why would the lube be for only males? I guess its just an advertising thing, the company decided to focus on one demographic- because uh...yeah, I don't really understand that otherwise lol. Anyways, thats a bit of an awkward situation you got yourself there, I would NOT bring up you know, ever. If you are still in contact with him, as a friend, I mean.

Edit: Why is everyone jumping on the op for caring that hes gay? It's not a matter of "omg hes gay how evil", its just "oh wow, a guy ive known for a year was secretly gay". I was saying "omg my friend is gay" and I'd only known him for 4-5 months when he told me. When people are in/come out of the closet, everyone DOES care. Care does not have negative connotations, at least not necessarily.
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 21:32:41
February 06 2009 21:32 GMT
#34
요맨, 투머치 호모 인히여, 유노웻 아임새잉 맨.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 06 2009 21:34 GMT
#35
lol cool u stilli n uk? whjere are u at o _O
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
ondik
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Czech Republic2908 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 21:57:22
February 06 2009 21:54 GMT
#36
On February 07 2009 03:08 Kennelie wrote:
Well I am a bit confused then. Is there no gays in asia? Is that what your trying to state?


On February 07 2009 03:05 Elvin_vn wrote:
Odd means it's not well accepted from the point of view of the public.


OP is from Vietnam where as we know communism still rules the country. And communism doesn't like people who are different (GAYS).

edit: lol, I hope I don't sound as a homophobic now
Bisu. The one and only. // Save the cheerreaver, save the world (of SC2)
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 06 2009 22:08 GMT
#37
Man its almost like one in ten people are homosexual or something, OMG!!!!

lol calm down
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 02:18:22
February 07 2009 02:18 GMT
#38
Show him this blog.
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 02:30:33
February 07 2009 02:28 GMT
#39
maybe he just likes to beat off with the anal lube. My gf bought this semi anal lube for her rabbit and it's far superior than the lotion you pick up at any drugstore.

Don't tell them its pills, there might be laws against these concoctions. Just say that it's some toiletries left when roomie moved.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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