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lilpwnyIII
Profile Joined October 2008
United States23 Posts
January 19 2009 05:03 GMT
#21
i hear jap yakuzas are all pussies now
wat quote?
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-22 02:15:00
January 19 2009 05:13 GMT
#22
I understood it all the first time. This guy sounds freaking awesome; oh and the ending to your tale was excellent. Also you write very well; kept me entertained the entire way.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
January 19 2009 05:26 GMT
#23
Haha, oh my goodness this stuff is gold

Keep it coming
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
January 19 2009 06:14 GMT
#24
hahahaha. the slums of itaewon.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25996 Posts
January 19 2009 06:51 GMT
#25
Awesome, awesome blog.
Moderator
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
January 19 2009 07:02 GMT
#26
FUCK THIS STORY IS AWESOME LOL
ArvickHero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
10387 Posts
January 19 2009 07:04 GMT
#27
tl;dr

jk haha, damn that was a fucking awesome read
Writerptrk
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
January 19 2009 07:37 GMT
#28
reminds me of a book i read - number 9 dream
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
January 19 2009 08:08 GMT
#29
cool story
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
d34gl3r
Profile Joined December 2007
Korea (South)92 Posts
January 19 2009 08:14 GMT
#30
lolol 5/5 would read again
Hi
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
January 19 2009 08:25 GMT
#31
--- Nuked ---
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
January 19 2009 13:13 GMT
#32
great story! :D
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-19 15:38:55
January 19 2009 15:38 GMT
#33
Haha, parking at a police station with the intent to buy weed.
misclick
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
Korea (South)155 Posts
January 19 2009 21:39 GMT
#34
Crazy didn't eat any E

I was like "Lol you idiot I'm high as fuck on E and I'm riding in a two hundred thousand dollar two seater coupe with an asian guy how the fuck could I be military police?"

black JAMAICAN gangsters?.. in korea?


i think this might be a troll after rekrul
we have everything under control
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 19 2009 22:05 GMT
#35
why so 진지해?
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
January 19 2009 22:11 GMT
#36
On January 20 2009 07:05 Rekrul wrote:


I sense something fishy right around here...
"If I think, everything is lost"
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
January 19 2009 23:19 GMT
#37
Kinda difficult to understand but it was pretty good
Vivi57
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States6599 Posts
January 20 2009 01:19 GMT
#38
awesome

whatever i just read was
Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 20 2009 01:55 GMT
#39
On January 20 2009 08:19 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Kinda difficult to understand but it was pretty good


i found it very easy to read
why so 진지해?
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
January 20 2009 02:30 GMT
#40
Post more of these please OP. Damn good read.
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