EPTPerson B: OMG
Person A: ?
Person B: I thin I just uncovered a super secret
Person B: 1 SEc
Person B: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park_Sung-Joon
Person A: YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS?
Person A: LOL
Person B: No listen
Person B: Ok
Person B: So he was born 1986
Person B: How old do most kids get really fat
Person A: lol
Person B: Like...7ish right
Person B: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_korea#1990s_famine
Person A: HAHAHA
Person A: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Person A: OH GOD
Person A: THAT WAS GOOD
Person A: lolol
Person B: Wait
Person A: So let me get this straight
Person A: You're saying
Person A: JulyZerg
Person A: caused the 1990s famine!?
Person A: lol
Person B: Yes
Person B: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_Demilitarized_Zone
Person B: April 1996
Person B: Several hundred NK troops enter DMZ
Person B: NO doubt in response to SK govt unleashing july into NK
Person B: And ruining food supply
Person A: lol
Person B: Truly
Person B: July is the god of war for a reason
Person A: lolol
Person B: There
Person B: I have uncovered the truth
