EPTWhy I don't like him:
In high school, I was kind of the outcast, nervous guy who always wanted to fit in. And there was this one kid who would take advantage of me, and use my ignorance to make me do stupid things which he would later lead his little clique to laugh at me for.
It took me a year before I figured out what he was doing, but by then my high school experience had been ruined and he'd advanced immeasurably ahead of me in a lot of crucial areas.
It's funny, but I think he basically thought of himself as smarter than everyone else and tried to use people. I remember how his parents gave one of the teachers jobs at the local Chinese school teaching SAT english in return for the teacher writing his recommendation letter and promoting him to captain of the Academic Decathlon team. I remember how, when I beat him at at a math contest, he actually tried to frame me for cheating by lending me an illegal calculator. He was good at it so he ended up at Yale, majoring in political science. He worked on Obama's campaign recently, and is now going to have a cush job in Washington DC, probably screwing over more people.
My dream:
I dream that he and his boss are arguing against the provision of loans from the government to bail out a certain company, and they need evidence to back up their claims. So I impersonate a corporate hacker and give them altered financial statements of the company, which support their cause by making the company look much healthier than it actually is.
Then I watch as the company doesn't get loans and it goes bankrupt, and that the financial situation of the company doesn't agree with the data he presented, instead agreeing with the management's data. He looks like an idiot, and in the rush to find a scapegoat, my object of revenge is fired from his job.
Then I buy out a group of neo-nazi punks and dress them respectably. I get them to dress as the local members of the American Libertarian party, and to give him a 1000 dollar award for his principled stand against government waste. He shows up to the ceremony, and then I get his picture taken, smiling with all the rest of the neo nazis, and even get him to give a speech to them in the auditorium about fiscal discipline. Naturally, all the pictures of this event end up in the hands of the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League and the local press. Furthermore, all the members of the event corroborate to the local press that my enemy spoke about a Jewish banking conspiracy in his speech. Since he is a minor official who leaves the town quickly, the story doesn't enter national news and he doesn't know about the newspaper story.
Then, I pose as a job interviewer and record his interview responses talking shit about his former employer (the Obama administration), and I send the tapes to his employer along with the newspaper cutouts from the neo-nazi speech.
And I wake up a happy man.
EDIT:
I hope this isn't too messed up... but I was so happy after this dream...
EDIT:
If you could have revenge on someone, who would it be (don't have to name names, just what did that person do to you) and how would you serve this dish?
