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cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 02:36:52
December 25 2008 02:34 GMT
#1
Rant Alert


I'm really sick of people not shoveling their walkway. The fucking city (Seattle) doesn't own any plows. Somone isn't about to do your shit for you. Get the fuck off your ass and make the city navigable. Jesus Fucking Christ




Thankyou

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Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 02:37:39
December 25 2008 02:37 GMT
#2
Why are you driving/walking in their lawns
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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
December 25 2008 02:39 GMT
#3
Driving on them ofc. He just drives all over peoples lawns.
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even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 02:39:57
December 25 2008 02:39 GMT
#4
On December 25 2008 11:37 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Why are you driving/walking in their lawns


Do you know what a walkway is?


I'm really sick of people not shoveling their walkway. The fucking city (Seattle) doesn't own any plows. Somone isn't about to do your shit for you. Get the fuck off your ass and make the city navigable. Jesus Fucking Christ


You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
FlamyDeath
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands146 Posts
December 25 2008 02:43 GMT
#5
If everybody is to lazy to shovel their lawn there is a 4 step program I would endorce;
1. Raise taxes
2. Buy plows with it
3. ???
4. Profit!
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Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 02:45:48
December 25 2008 02:44 GMT
#6
On December 25 2008 11:39 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2008 11:37 Nightmarjoo wrote:
Why are you driving/walking in their lawns


Do you know what a walkway is?

Show nested quote +

I'm really sick of people not shoveling their walkway. The fucking city (Seattle) doesn't own any plows. Somone isn't about to do your shit for you. Get the fuck off your ass and make the city navigable. Jesus Fucking Christ



"Shovel your Lawn"

And why would the city plow your lawn or walkway? Plows are for streets?
aka Lyra; My favourites: July, Stork, Draco, MistrZZZ, TheStc, LastShadow - www.broodwarmaps.net - for all your mapping needs; check my stream: high masters mech terran: twitch.tv/lyrathegreat
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 02:45:27
December 25 2008 02:44 GMT
#7
^^@Flamydeath: Did he use that format correctly?? O.o

And OP has yet to explain why he drives on lawns...
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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
December 25 2008 02:46 GMT
#8
god those profit things are really starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

anyways, I'm guessing you mean sidewalk?
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SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
December 25 2008 02:54 GMT
#9
On December 25 2008 11:46 CaucasianAsian wrote:
god those profit things are really starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

anyways, I'm guessing you mean sidewalk?

1. Profit!
2. Annoy the fuck out of CaucasianAsian
3. ?????
4. Profit!
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Repertoire
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada92 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 05:19:59
December 25 2008 03:04 GMT
#10
Here in my state, you get 24 hours to shovel your walkway. If you don't and someone trips and hurts themselves in your walkway, your liable.

However, the snow here on the west coast only last for a few days before it rains and goes away anyway.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
December 25 2008 03:14 GMT
#11
On December 25 2008 12:04 Snacks wrote:
Here in my state, you get 24 hours to shovel your lawn. If you don't and someone trips and hurts themselves in your walkway, your liable.

However, the snow here on the west coast only last for a few days before it rains and goes away anyway.

What exactly do you mean by this? Are you talking about stores clearing walkways and stuff?
Do you really want chat rooms?
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
December 25 2008 03:33 GMT
#12
Too bad there is no snow in Texas or I'd jump all over that shoveling walkways shit. Here the only people that drive on lawns are Mexicans(They must drive on the lawn because they're parked there).
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Dgtl
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada889 Posts
December 25 2008 04:08 GMT
#13
Lol it snows like every single day where i live and it usually -25 to -30 and with winchill it sometimes gets to -40 and lower so it is kinda hard to want to go shovel your walk let alone you whole entire lawn o_0
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
December 25 2008 04:14 GMT
#14
Easy solution.

You shovel + they pay = Profit
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Repertoire
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada92 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 04:32:32
December 25 2008 04:29 GMT
#15
On December 25 2008 12:14 fight_or_flight wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2008 12:04 Snacks wrote:
Here in my state, you get 24 hours to shovel your lawn. If you don't and someone trips and hurts themselves in your walkway, your liable.

However, the snow here on the west coast only last for a few days before it rains and goes away anyway.

What exactly do you mean by this? Are you talking about stores clearing walkways and stuff?

Um yeah sorry I meant walkway, I don't know why I wrote lawn. Not sure about stores but it was something like this for neighbourhood housing.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
December 25 2008 04:47 GMT
#16
Who the fuck shovels their lawn? Thats messed up. Most people shovel the snow onto the lawn, not off of it. Where I am it is snowing almost everyday and it is to cold anyways. Plus my driveway is like a couple thousand square feet. Its a bitch to shovel. We use to shovel it years ago, but now we just make a small path so the mailman cant sue us if he falls over.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-25 05:06:09
December 25 2008 05:06 GMT
#17
you guys know that ??? profit is a 4chan meme right?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
December 25 2008 05:09 GMT
#18
Technically you are supposed to shovel your sidewalk in front of your house I believe...? We don't do it. It would take hours and it's the middle of a residential neighborhood anyway ._.
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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
December 25 2008 05:13 GMT
#19
On December 25 2008 14:06 shavingcream66 wrote:
you guys know that ??? profit is a 4chan meme right?

so?
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
December 25 2008 05:19 GMT
#20
On December 25 2008 14:13 DamageControL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2008 14:06 shavingcream66 wrote:
you guys know that ??? profit is a 4chan meme right?

so?

Isn't he just pointing out that tl generally hates 4chan and that blindly using 4chan memes is like saying "I like 4chan I'm a faggot!!!"
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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