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So, I guess I should explain...
I've been accepted to a job recently, and so I really needed a place to stay--preferably a place very close to my business' headquarters located in the middle of the city (you know, to reduce the commute time). So I look up the classified ads in the local newspaper, and I find a great deal on a penthouse for rent just a few blocks away from HQ!
So I decide to head on down there the next day to check the place out. I convince my friend to drive me down there in his 1996 Chevy Impala. So my friend picks me up around noon the next day, and I'm on my way to my new home! (or so I thought).
When we get there, I must admit I'm a little surprised at the ... different cultural flavor of the area. But I am not to be so easily deterred from such a good deal on a penthouse suite. So I walk into the lobby (I honestly wasn't very impressed at first glance), and I walk up to the counter and ring the bell for the receptionist. About 2 minutes later, she comes out.
The receptionist was ... to put it bluntly: intimidating. She was rather heavy-set, seemed to be missing a few teeth, and had a red bandana wrapped around her head. Before she says anything, I notice that everyone around me is looking at me strangely, almost to the point of hostility. Including her. So, to lighten the mood, and possible befriend these people, I knew I had to do something drastic. I picked up on the heavy southern(?) accent when I walked in, and I tried to emulate it as best as I could. When I finally gathered enough courage to speak I said, "Yo dawg, I see yo ad in tha newspapers," I noticed her still standing there staring at me intently so I continued, "So dawg, do you got any penthouse suites up in here brotha?" After a very long, tense moment, and what seemed like an eternity later, she replied bluntly, "Get the fuck outta here 'fore I beat yo ass!"
At that point, I sensed a lot of hostility around me in the lobby, and I decided to maybe try my luck another day. I quickly said "Sorry, my friend is calling me, hold on..." Then I quickly walk outside, pretending to take a call on my cell phone. When I got outside I saw a bunch of people staring at me and I sensed that something went wrong. I walked as calmly as I could back to my friend's Chevy Impala, and got in. I had decided that I would come back later. Hopefully I'll meet a different receptionist when I come back.
So now I need your guy's help. WHAT DID I DO WRONG??? Why is it that I was treated with such hostility and mistrust? Do you guys have any recommendations for how I should try to get the penthouse?
 
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im willing to bet the part where you said the "yo dawg" thing is where you came off as an ass to these people
btw, lol @ cannibal corpse t shirt
that band would make me laugh at a funeral
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is awesome32278 Posts
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what did you do wrong? you mean besides changing who you are entirely out of fear just to fit in?this sounds like that steve martin movie where he marries queen latifah or some shit, just be yourself, when you try to talk ebonics or w/e your doing it sounds like your mocking them and its going to piss people off
and yeah this better be a troll lol or your gonna get shot soon
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You are either trolling or obscenely dumb. Sorry to be blunt, but come on.
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is awesome32278 Posts
I rated this with a solid 5.
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Austin10833 Posts
next time get that guy to drive you to the penthouse interview
he seems to know whats up
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United States17042 Posts
On December 02 2008 13:52 BroOd wrote:
next time get that guy to drive you to the penthouse interview
he seems to know whats up
if he had that guy (i assume that you're talking about the guy in the car in the background) to ask you for the suite, you'll get it cheaper.
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Kennigit
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if i could rate this 100 stars i would
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thedeadhaji
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i cant stop lauhging hahahahhaa
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hahaha i cant stop laughing after intothewows 150"
LOL and i noticed who was riding it omfg.
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Why couldn't you ask normally if there were any apartments available? XD
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How stupid could you be? this best be troll.
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LOLOL wow. You know, I think the huge flood of shitty blogs has finally stopped.
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LMAO that's so damn funny. I would have asked to talk to her manager or some shit man. An apartment is an apartment, and just cause the people there are assholes doesn't mean it's your fault or that you should back down. Go back there again and if you get the same kind of response ask to talk to someone else.
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Excellent blog, and that picture really just takes the cake. Wow.
If this isn't a trolling, maybe you should actually go there not dressed like a tool. By that I mean, you must look like a tool to them.
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Flawless Victory. My quest for an apartment wins.
Winur blog.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
lOLOLOLOLOLOLOL u r the best
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MrHoon
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hahahaha, There's no way this is serious. =P
If it is... Wow. lol
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lol, upon entering the blog and seeing the picture i was O_o
after reading the text it was more like ._.
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Dude, they hate that band there. Go with a different shirt next time!
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On December 02 2008 13:31 Mooga wrote:
"Yo dawg, I see yo ad in tha newspapers"
"So dawg, do you got any penthouse suites up in here brotha?"
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I think you forgot to say please.
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Belgium9950 Posts
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hahaha this is like something straight out of /b/
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I don't even know how to reply.
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u should up your game. get a bloodz tattoo in your face and be as naggah as possible " YOH HOE IMA LOOKIN 4 SUM LAW-JIN FOR MY HOMIES AN EYE
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Baa?21245 Posts
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lik omg dis b sum fly shitz
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hahahaha you're lucky to be alive
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didn't find it very amusing : /
2/5 for the effort though
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Oh man, this better be fake.
Why would you do that? LoL. This is so epic.
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Oh my god. I just realized that I called the receptionist a "brotha". Maybe that is what set her off  She did look like a man though. Dammit, I think I'm screwed out of getting this apartment 
Also what t shirt should I have worn? I've got a Cannibal Corpse t shirt, a Dying Fetus t shirt, a Necrophagist t shirt, an All Shall Perish t shirt... Nuclear Death, Cephalic Carnage, Gorerotted, Lamb of God, and an Avril Lavigne t shirt. The Cannibal Corpse t shirt is my favorite though.
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Avril Lavigne is probably your best bet. Although maybe she will mistake lamb of god for being a christian band? 
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United States17042 Posts
you don't have a bland tshirt?
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This is so win its not even funny. But it still is.
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Netherlands19140 Posts
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Noone can say no to Necrophagist.
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Hahahahah oh wow fuck that was awesome!!
I really expected it to turn out good, and then the punchline knocked me straight out.
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this type of trolling i enjoy
^^
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Remember the first time you ever had an orgasm?
That's what it feels like reading this blog.
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pretty good, picture made it better ^^
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and what makes these type of threads even better is the people who respond seriously. god guys really.... really?
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On December 03 2008 19:55 poilord wrote:
didn't find it very amusing : /
2/5 for the effort though
sucks to be retarded bro
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Just realized his shirt isn't big enough, possibly needs XXL?
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WAAHAHAHAH THIS IS HILARIOUS next time DRESS UP LIKE LIL WAYNE get some face tattoos and replace Dawg with Nigga
hahaha your awesome!!!!
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thedeadhaji
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hahaha well deserved sticky!
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hahahahhaah what the fuck?
On December 04 2008 23:18 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
Noone can say no to Necrophagist.
Necrophagist sucks. The Dear Hunter ftw 
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hahahaha holy shit how did i miss this
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rofl i never laughed like this in a while.
"Get the fuck outta here 'fore I beat yo ass!"
ROFL!!!
on a sidenote she instantly reminded me the black woman on a Chappelle's show skit.
edit: found it http://video.aol.com/category/popcopy
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