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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
November 23 2008 02:01 GMT
#21
CHOCOLATE PENIS!!
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
lazymej
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada269 Posts
November 23 2008 02:34 GMT
#22
Your penis covered in chocolate!
^_~
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
November 23 2008 02:44 GMT
#23
1. cut a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

and that's the way you do it, dick in a box
posting on liquid sites in current year
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
November 23 2008 02:54 GMT
#24
Depends what she's into dude. Don't bother with jewellery or flowers, you're way too young for that corny crap. Whatever her hobby is, get her something relating to it, otherwise just get her something she'll keep for a while, piece of winter clothing or a jacket, a book is always a safe option as well.

Anyway a gift + dinner is sufficient.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
November 23 2008 03:10 GMT
#25
me
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
November 23 2008 03:20 GMT
#26
Anything you get her won't be enough, because you asked TL

"Hi guis, I really don't know my girlfriend very well, so I'm going to ask some people who have never met her in hopes that they can come up with a gift more personal and special than I could."

You might as well give her money, at this point lol.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
November 23 2008 03:44 GMT
#27
On November 23 2008 08:43 nemY wrote:
a baby

Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
November 23 2008 04:16 GMT
#28
I'm trying to find a girl who will legitimately accept a chocolate cast of my erect penis....shes out there...somewhere....waiting
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
November 23 2008 04:37 GMT
#29
^ So thats where those came from... dont even send those things to me again.
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
November 23 2008 04:46 GMT
#30
9 months and you can't find an idea for a gift?

Surely there must've been something that she likes, an interest of some kind you probably picked up on.

We can't answer that..it isn't like she's a girl, all girls like this, so therefore she must like this.
iceburn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States303 Posts
November 23 2008 04:51 GMT
#31
pictures and shit, be all lovey dovey that is always win
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
November 23 2008 04:54 GMT
#32
On November 23 2008 13:37 SpiralArchitect wrote:
^ So thats where those came from... dont even send those things to me again.


i think you're supposed to say "oh, i thought that was a chocolate raisin"
UNFUCK YOURSELF
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24776 Posts
November 23 2008 05:50 GMT
#33
On November 23 2008 13:16 Kennigit wrote:
I'm trying to find a girl who will legitimately accept a chocolate cast of my erect penis....shes out there...somewhere....waiting

Actually most girls like
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village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
November 23 2008 07:33 GMT
#34
Make her pregnant
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