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Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
November 22 2008 02:09 GMT
#61
LOL that was ridiciolous!
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 22 2008 02:15 GMT
#62
On November 22 2008 09:59 Monoxide wrote:
Wow... originality in the title alone!!... maybe you should consult a doctor though


Why the hell would you consult a doc for a 4 hour long boner, do you want him to give you anti-viagra or something? Does that stuff even exist? "New in stock; boner killers, take one and your erection spontaniously disappears!"

I would consult 20 hookers instead.
NonY
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
8751 Posts
November 22 2008 02:39 GMT
#63
On November 22 2008 11:15 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 22 2008 09:59 Monoxide wrote:
Wow... originality in the title alone!!... maybe you should consult a doctor though


Why the hell would you consult a doc for a 4 hour long boner, do you want him to give you anti-viagra or something? Does that stuff even exist? "New in stock; boner killers, take one and your erection spontaniously disappears!"

I would consult 20 hookers instead.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

the treatment is to stick a needle in the penis and draw blood out
"Fucking up is part of it. If you can't fail, you have to always win. And I don't think you can always win." Elliott Smith ---------- Yet no sudden rage darkened his face, and his eyes were calm as they studied her. Then he smiled. 'Witness.'
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
November 22 2008 02:48 GMT
#64
Can't you just get one of the hookers to suck the blood out?

My plan still seems better.
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
November 22 2008 02:48 GMT
#65
lol, epic!!!!!!
I feel like pwning noobs
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
November 22 2008 03:06 GMT
#66
On November 22 2008 11:48 Frits wrote:
Can't you just get one of the hookers to suck the blood out?

My plan still seems better.

Problem: Epic stiffy
Solution: Vampire hookers
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Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
November 22 2008 03:20 GMT
#67
Haha great from the topic on down.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
November 22 2008 03:49 GMT
#68
When I saw the title I was like 'AH GAWD. Emo blog from inc..' then after reading the 2nd paragraph then re-reading the title. I laughed. Epic BLAWG.
._.
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
November 22 2008 04:11 GMT
#69
rofl i never even noticed the title
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
November 22 2008 04:34 GMT
#70
Hahaha this was awesome. =)

I thank you for your help in fighting the good fight against shitty blogs.

Viva La Revolution!
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Bowdz
Profile Joined September 2007
United States202 Posts
November 22 2008 04:38 GMT
#71
This is a legendary post and funny as hell. Extended boners FTMFL.
"Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself makes you fearless." - Lao Tzu
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
November 22 2008 04:54 GMT
#72
Man oh man that was the funniest thing I have read in a while.

On par with the German Shepperd+GF blog I must say

5/5 would read again
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
November 22 2008 04:54 GMT
#73
I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time. You my friend, are a hero. And looking back on the title gave me yet another fit of laughter.
TranslatorBaa!
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
November 22 2008 05:34 GMT
#74
>.< LOL i finally had time to sit down and read this blog. WOW i had a flash back with this, while i was in high school; oh my going to school with it was just....... >o<. i give you props for talking with your penis though LOL. 5/5!!
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5102 Posts
November 22 2008 06:48 GMT
#75
just stick a leech on it next time
"you wouldnt feel that way if it was your magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen" - racebannon
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
November 22 2008 07:04 GMT
#76
LMAO hahahaa dude epic blog hahahhhhhaha
DragoonPK
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
3259 Posts
November 22 2008 07:22 GMT
#77
Awesome incontrol!! LOL
Mazer
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada1086 Posts
November 22 2008 08:35 GMT
#78
Finally! A featured thread about one's penis! I could write a few similar personal experiences if TL is interested.

Good read nonetheless!
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
November 22 2008 12:39 GMT
#79
hahaha, funny.
Brood War loyalist
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
November 22 2008 13:13 GMT
#80
LOL

NOW i get the blog title

lmao
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