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CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-17 05:44:18
November 17 2008 04:43 GMT
#1
7 lings for the photon cannons, under Aiur's sky
5 lings for the scouting zealot, with +1 attack
9 lings for the runby, doomed to die
One ling for the scouting probe, trying to sneak in the back

In the land of Char, where the shadows lie
One ling to scout them all, one ling to find them
One ling to lure them all, and in the darkness flank them
In the land of Char, where the shadows lie.


***
Force staff is the best item in the game.
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
November 17 2008 04:47 GMT
#2
zerglings are cool
Sup
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
November 17 2008 04:50 GMT
#3
id probably ask TL whats the greatest way to turn off a girl from you completely
they would probably be some genius replies; all speaking from experience most likely ;]

otherwise what's the most disturbing thing you've ever chatted with a girl before
i think a girl describing how her period worked was the most unusual thing i've talked about.
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
November 17 2008 04:57 GMT
#4
"Lings"

"Ling-Lings"

"Glings"

"Speed-lings"

"Crack-lings"


As Allan the brostein legger would say : nice child have many nicknames.
Resistance ain't futile
Murlox
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France1699 Posts
November 17 2008 04:58 GMT
#5
On November 17 2008 13:50 HeavOnEarth wrote:
id probably ask TL whats the greatest way to turn off a girl from you completely
they would probably be some genius replies; all speaking from experience most likely ;]

otherwise what's the most disturbing thing you've ever chatted with a girl before
i think a girl describing how her period worked was the most unusual thing i've talked about.


I had sex while watching TL attack... JF iirc.

Well it ended up ok i guess, i missed the most of it, but i guess this kind of moves will turn them off quite rapidly.
Resistance ain't futile
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
November 17 2008 05:04 GMT
#6
Thanks. I'm a pretty big fan of the blogs section and it's slowly beginning to turn into my least favorite section with the recent influx of horrible girl blogs, and lack of anything interesting.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
SiegeTanksandBlueGoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
China685 Posts
November 17 2008 05:23 GMT
#7
On November 17 2008 13:50 HeavOnEarth wrote:
id probably ask TL whats the greatest way to turn off a girl from you completely
they would probably be some genius replies; all speaking from experience most likely ;]

otherwise what's the most disturbing thing you've ever chatted with a girl before
i think a girl describing how her period worked was the most unusual thing i've talked about.


Oh yeah, Girl periods.

There was one day where I was talking to this one chick and for some absurd reason, girl periods came up.

Apparently accordingto her, she has a craving for bananas during her period and there are "hot" and "cold" periods.

I was never the same again.
What does the scouter say about his macro level? It's Over 9000 minerals!
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-17 05:39:28
November 17 2008 05:38 GMT
#8
This is not turning into ANOTHER girl thread, I'm sick of them. I'm banning anyone who changes the subject to your failure to hook up with people who's chromosomes are XX.
Force staff is the best item in the game.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
November 17 2008 05:42 GMT
#9
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 17 2008 05:49 GMT
#10
zerglings are so good if you have enough of them. They are the epitome of "if you have enough of them, you will win"
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
November 17 2008 05:57 GMT
#11
<3 lings.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
November 17 2008 06:33 GMT
#12
On November 17 2008 13:50 HeavOnEarth wrote:
id probably ask TL whats the greatest way to turn off a girl from you completely
they would probably be some genius replies; all speaking from experience most likely ;]

otherwise what's the most disturbing thing you've ever chatted with a girl before
i think a girl describing how her period worked was the most unusual thing i've talked about.

I think anyone who has ever had a serious girlfriend has had that conversation before.
Insane Lane
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States397 Posts
November 17 2008 06:37 GMT
#13
I respect this.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
November 17 2008 06:48 GMT
#14
worst poem ever, good topic 3/5
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-17 08:28:09
November 17 2008 07:34 GMT
#15
On November 17 2008 15:48 Hypnosis wrote:
worst poem ever, good topic 3/5

At least you're honest about what you think

Edit: can you specify what makes it bad? What would you do to improve it?
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Klockan3
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Sweden2866 Posts
November 17 2008 08:48 GMT
#16
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 17 2008 08:58 GMT
#17
poem's nice, keep them comming
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
November 17 2008 12:44 GMT
#18
On November 17 2008 17:48 Klockan3 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpBEZGAjZgY


ahahahha lmao
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
November 17 2008 21:42 GMT
#19
Sup
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