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PauL_JoneS
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States373 Posts
November 08 2008 22:16 GMT
#1
Take your starcraft game saves folder, and see how many "lag = fag" game saves you have in there. I just checked and over 2 years of playing starcraft on my currect comp I have 46 lag = fag save files. Anything pertaining to lag and fag counts. I also have some nifty ones like "Steven Seagal hates laggers" and who has the Fisher Price modem. See what you got

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disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9071 Posts
November 08 2008 22:20 GMT
#2
PvTrape1111 , PvTrape1112, rape, raped , PvZrape.... you got the point
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cava
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States1035 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-08 22:22:58
November 08 2008 22:21 GMT
#3
None, sounds like you like to reassure yourself after losses with excuses
cava!
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
November 08 2008 22:24 GMT
#4
i got a few, just reformat my comp 6 months ago:

-=LAG DETECT0R=-.mlx
1-800-LAG-FINDER.mlx
And the lagger is....mlx
BITCH STOP LAGGING.mlx
Dont Be A FAG, Stop The Lag.mlx
faggot on the lose.mlx
fuck lag your ass.mlx
lag missiles engaged.mlx
LAGGER! SHOW THYSELF!!!.mlx
STOP LAGGING MY FUKING GAME.mlx
Who Has A FisherPrice Modem.mlx
Who has the Mexican Modem.mlx
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
November 08 2008 22:29 GMT
#5
On November 09 2008 07:20 disciple wrote:
PvTrape1111 , PvTrape1112, rape, raped , PvZrape.... you got the point

Err... saved games, not replays.
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 08 2008 22:30 GMT
#6
On November 09 2008 07:24 Elvin_vn wrote:
i got a few, just reformat my comp 6 months ago:
Who has the Mexican Modem.mlx


ROFL.....xD
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
November 08 2008 22:35 GMT
#7
SPREAD LEGS NOT LAGs
Jesus Hates lag
Who has the Fisher Price modem
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
November 08 2008 23:00 GMT
#8
On November 09 2008 07:21 cava wrote:
None, sounds like you like to reassure yourself after losses with excuses


reassure what? that the game was lagging and he had to re-host?

-_-;
Hates Fun🤔
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
November 08 2008 23:00 GMT
#9
On November 09 2008 07:30 YPang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 09 2008 07:24 Elvin_vn wrote:
i got a few, just reformat my comp 6 months ago:
Who has the Mexican Modem.mlx


ROFL.....xD

+1 lolololol
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
November 08 2008 23:00 GMT
#10
One to add: I've only got four, but one of them: "Chuck Norris hates laggers.mlx"
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Red9
Profile Joined May 2008
United States64 Posts
November 08 2008 23:01 GMT
#11
Chuck Norris hates laggers.mlx
Download your porn later.mlx
fuck u lagger.mlx
IF YOUR NAME SHOWS UP.mlx
iu.mlx
7.mlx
blah.mlx
lag mofo.mlx
LAG TEST.mlx
lagger is a fag.mlx
ll.lmx
SEND VIRUS TO LAGGER.mlx
Share the porn not the lag.mlx
SHOW ME THE LAGGER!.mlx
Who has the fisherprice modem.mlx
WHOS THE FUCKING LAGGER.mlx
whos the lagger.mlx

are all of mine
FaCE_1
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada6185 Posts
November 08 2008 23:02 GMT
#12
share the porn not the lag.mlx
SHOW ME THE LAGGER!!!!!!!!!.mlx
Who has fisher Price Modem.mlx (LOL same game as Nazarene !?!?!?)
Who using FisherPrice Modem.mlx
Whos GOT MEXICAN MODEM.mlx ( LOL WTF :D )
n_n
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
November 08 2008 23:13 GMT
#13
I have the fisher price one a few times too.
Another popular category is 'stop porn download'.
And 'downloading virus'.
No I'm never serious.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
November 08 2008 23:16 GMT
#14
I almost always get asdf.mlx >.>
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jtan
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden5891 Posts
November 08 2008 23:26 GMT
#15
wer laggt is gay.mlx
Enter a Uh
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
November 08 2008 23:37 GMT
#16
Britney Spears-Oops I meow.mlx
red stop pron dl.mlx
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
November 08 2008 23:38 GMT
#17
fischer price modem is common i think, Ive had a few games with that saved.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
November 09 2008 00:53 GMT
#18
hahaha the fisher price modem never had that one b4
3clipse
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada2555 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-09 01:02:23
November 09 2008 00:56 GMT
#19
I save EVERY lagging game as "Who Got Fisher Price Modem?", it's definitely my favorite.

Edit: I have 24. Some cool ones:

1a2a3a4a5a
Ich Finde Lagger Ist Doof
Who's Laggedy Anne?
bitch

cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
November 09 2008 01:01 GMT
#20
Hey I started playing SC on 56k and resent your saving ways.
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