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Okay I have this friend and we've known each other for like 2 years.
He's actually started to ask me a whole fuck bunch of weird ass questions that I really wonder why. I don't mean to be such a meanie but I don't know.. its just so irritating I find.
First like a couple of months back, he asked me if I had hair on my chest. I said no and he said oh, cos he said he went swimming with a friend and he said he was kinda hairy. Then I said oh ya some guys are like that. Then he goes on and asks if he can see my chest. I was really like wtf right now and I said what for? Its so gay and he's like okay fine.
Well just like last week, he asked me if I masturbated. I mean what kind of question is that. So I lied. I told him no. And he was suddenly like oh! I found someone who finally doesn't do it.
It was probably a bad move about lying but I mean.. its just so out of the ordinary.
Then he asked me how does masturbation work and I'm like.. er well.. imagine explaining it through next messages. Awkward as fuck.
He then asked me whenever I had erections, if my thing was curved. I'm like?? The worst part was that it happened during dinner time and I'm really just so ticked off at this point.
So today he then tells me he found out how to masturbate.
So what would you do? I mean I don't wish to hurt his feelings since we've been friends. I know it was wrong to lie but sometimes I just find that sharing this information with someone else is too much exposure.
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CA10828 Posts
first off how old are you
and secondly, he's gay
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Melbourne5338 Posts
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures
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I'm 18. And fuck yeah man I had thoughts that he was gay too.
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On October 29 2008 17:59 intrigue wrote:
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures
Sorry dude. That will cost you money.
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CA10828 Posts
On October 29 2008 18:01 JMave wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 17:59 intrigue wrote:
well? are you gonna tell us or not
is your 'thing' curved and do you have chest hair, please provide pictures Sorry dude. That will cost you money.
hey now, TL isn't a paysite for whoring yourself off!
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is awesome32274 Posts
Tell him you want to sleep with him.
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Is he the really introverted kind with strict parents?
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On October 29 2008 18:07 Nytefish wrote:
Is he the really introverted kind with strict parents?
Well, I'm not sure about his parents and his family but he's really not an introvert. From what I know he actually can relate to people quite well.
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A little too well, apparently.
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It's not hard to say that you don't feel comfortable talking about it.
I can't believe you're 18 year-olds. One can't handle simple situations and the other was apparently sick for sex education classes 10 years in a row.
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If I knew him for 2 years now I'd ask him about those questions and whether he's gay or not. The fact you lie to him and that you're making this thread seems to me that you are not close at all.
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On October 29 2008 17:57 LosingID8 wrote:
first off how old are you
and secondly, he's gay
ah fuck just jump to the second point.
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United States24695 Posts
After two years was it a shock he'd ask stuff like this? I'm pretty sure none of my friends would have asked me this stuff when I was 18... so if it's not shock then I guess you are getting what you should have expected...
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To be honest, it was really a shock because I've never had friends who asked me these kind of questions. We've been good friends but not really close. Like how I see him in school and stuff and we just talk and its not really much.
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Your friend is weird.. but not sure if he's gay.
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On October 29 2008 18:00 JMave wrote:
I'm 18. And fuck yeah man I had thoughts that he was gay too.
and you dont have hair on your chest?
eat you bread crusts
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Hmmmm, what we know now:
1- you don't have chest hair
2- you do masturbate
Now tell us the last part about your curved peewee
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Russian Federation4235 Posts
Women generally don't have chest hair.
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lol those are normal questions that should take with humor.
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These are some pretty weird questions he's asking, maybe you should ask him what the deal is? o_O
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^Im with this guy. Ask him what the odd questions are about.
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If I ever had to experience something like this I'd be scared like hell.
"Do you have hair on your chest?" Hahahaha he's obviously gay.
Ask him if he listens to Yngwie Malmsteen; if the answer is yes, well, then he's gay.
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... or Celine Dion! Also, does he know what a birkin bag is?
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How can asking someone if they have chest hair be a "weird" question?
PS: I'm 20 and don't have any, although I do have 2-3 really long nipple hairs. :p
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... he is the same age..? ...
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On October 29 2008 20:51 BluzMan wrote:
Women generally don't have chest hair.
Are you crazy?!how can women have chest hair in the first place??
eewwww..i shall not say anything else..
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On October 30 2008 00:17 TimeShifter wrote:Show nested quote +On October 29 2008 20:51 BluzMan wrote:
Women generally don't have chest hair. Are you crazy?!how can women have chest hair in the first place?? eewwww..i shall not say anything else..
Humans grow hair on every inch of their body pretty much, including the elusive "woman". Havent you ever seen some crazy old lady with a mustache?
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United States17042 Posts
Ask him what is up, and listen to his answer. He's probably just learning, depending on how old you guys are.
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On October 30 2008 01:49 waterGHOSTCLAWdragon wrote:
Ask him what is up, and listen to his answer. He's probably just learning, depending on how old you guys are.
He said he was 18 t.t////
So you never got any of this for the past 2 years, until recently? I would so weirded out by this, especially if you never expect it right. You should get him a hot girlfriend.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
hey jmave
do not introduce me to this person ok
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W8 W8 w8, you're 18? :o  :p
I thought guys started masterbating around 11-12 or something or even earlier lol :p
Anyways, tell him
everything
He has a lot of catching up to do if he never has masterbated/fucked :p
yes
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uh
this guy is going through puberty and discovering himself and just wants to know if he's normal.
cmon people, you've never wondered if you're a freak?
this guy is probably scared as fuck coming out an asking these questions, give him a break.
just answer his fucking questions. be a little more secure with yourself. jesus.
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predicts his next questions:
- dude you've gotta try masturbating, want me to show you how/give you a hand?
- can you look into my eyes while i'm masturbating?
- i just discover something people call "anal", have you ever heard of it?
- oh my, i read somewhere that people with same sex can perform "anal", wut?
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On October 30 2008 05:29 Mora wrote:
uh
this guy is going through puberty and discovering himself and just wants to know if he's normal.
cmon people, you've never wondered if you're a freak?
this guy is probably scared as fuck coming out an asking these questions, give him a break.
just answer his fucking questions. be a little more secure with yourself. jesus.
18 year old going through puberty? Well okay, it can happen.
No I've never found men attractive.
Okay I didn't mean that. There's this thing in school called sex education, they tell you a lot.
(once we were shown this video of a silhouetted guy jacking off, was very awkward)
Not wanting to talk about the private parts of your body doesn't mean you're insecure. (But I personally wouldn't mind if it's a friend).
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On October 30 2008 06:44 Nytefish wrote:Show nested quote +On October 30 2008 05:29 Mora wrote:
uh
this guy is going through puberty and discovering himself and just wants to know if he's normal.
cmon people, you've never wondered if you're a freak?
this guy is probably scared as fuck coming out an asking these questions, give him a break.
just answer his fucking questions. be a little more secure with yourself. jesus. 18 year old going through puberty? Well okay, it can happen. No I've never found men attractive. Okay I didn't mean that. There's this thing in school called sex education, they tell you a lot. (once we were shown this video of a silhouetted guy jacking off, was very awkward) Not wanting to talk about the private parts of your body doesn't mean you're insecure. (But I personally wouldn't mind if it's a friend).
prude or insecure.
either is bad.
oh. and this kid asking about the curve isn't the only person to be curious about such a thing. (and there were 9 pages of interest too!)
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=42009
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Well now you've convinced me he's gay. 
lol at above
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On October 30 2008 04:23 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
hey jmave
do not introduce me to this person ok
Don't worry man. I won't! xD
And yeah, after our exams I'm planning on talking with to ask him what's up with all these questions.
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