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ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-16 20:38:21
October 16 2008 06:34 GMT
#1
So I went to work, and was like really eager to work for once this week. I work night shift at petrol station. And after like 4 hours in, I check our shift plan, who is gonna work when etc. And I see I'm gonna work like Christmas eve! Oo and whole that week. And this is basically the only time a year our whole family (my 8 siblings, and mum and dad) are togather. And I dont know what happens, but my heart starts bumping like mad, and I cant focus shit. Usually I dont really care when I work, but this was one of those moments that I seriously I questioned my reaction to this. "WTF" why am I sooo NOT calm. What is happening. I NEVER have reactions like that. I mean, its still awhile until that day, stuff normally works out right??? I freaked out.

Or during last year at high school. A guy at our school does suecide. He hangs himself. And this guy was a close friend of a guy in my class. And It obviously got to him, I saw it on him, I normally talk to him and so on. And during the day, we have an argument about something, and I get abit pissed, this pops out of my mouth: "Go hang yourself" and I see his face just gets all wierd, like it was a A-bomb just exploded, and I'm like "WTF did I just say?" and runs out of the classroom. And I cannot belive what I just said. HOW could I say the exact thing that was NEVER gonna pop out.

This ever happened to you?

AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7579 Posts
October 16 2008 06:45 GMT
#2
The gay thing/dream no.

When I was 13 my best friends dad died of cancer, the night after I was at his house and he was being mean to me bullying me around. After he slapped me I said "Do that again you stupid faggot and I'll send you grave like your dad"

I got my ass beat. I didn't fight back I felt so terrible. My quote isn't exact but something along those lines, so ya I know about saying the wrong thing.

but no mansex for me.
Jizz
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia224 Posts
October 16 2008 07:25 GMT
#3
yeah that accidental gay dream is messed up.
I made this account before i knew what the name meant. I just thought it sounded coooool
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
October 16 2008 07:33 GMT
#4
Your name is Jizz and your signature suggests that you enjoy Incest and you're saying he's messed up.

Back in my 10th grade math class a friend of mine's mom died and "your mom" was really popular still for some reason, I think napoleon dynomite just came out or something, and he sat right beside me, so it was natural to say "Your mom (insert random insult or activity here)" and I would always stop halfway in like "Your mo...ngoose.. shit.. sorry =/"

Dream is weird but I think most dreams are based on what you're thinking about before you go to sleep or what happend that day so it was probably like "Yeah bitches, suck my.. hanging with guys, OH SHIT GAY.. well its just a dream and it does feel nice..."
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
October 16 2008 07:35 GMT
#5
i get deja vu a lot.
hoorah
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
October 16 2008 08:03 GMT
#6
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404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-16 09:13:03
October 16 2008 09:11 GMT
#7
On October 16 2008 16:33 .kaz wrote:
Your name is Jizz and your signature suggests that you enjoy Incest and you're saying he's messed up.


Lol, so true, so true.

I haven't experienced any homo-erotic dreams. WTF moments... wtf moment...

I'll have a wtf moment when Best wins a title.

EDIT: By the way, I'm all for Best winning a title. Don't get the wrong idea.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
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