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intoyourrainbOW
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States168 Posts
October 06 2008 01:06 GMT
#1
I've come to the conclusion that girls know when they're being stared at.

Incident 1: Whilst in class I noticed a pretty cute girl. Nice face, eyes, hair, etc. She was sitting at my 2 O'clock. I got a nice glimpse of her 3/4 profile, just so that I was able to use my peripheral vision, without turning my head. I check her out off an on until she turns her head around in my direction. I immediately switch my gaze and alt+Q,Q.


Incident 2: While walking on campus I notice a girl with a nice ass from pretty far away, maybe ~100-150ft. I blend in with the crowd and stalk her while keeping my distance. To my disbelief she turns her head around and I alt+Q,Q.

Incident 3: Some friends and I were driving around downtown Portland, OR. I was in the back seat of my friend's car spacing out while they were talking about something else I didn't really care about. The car stopped at a stoplight and I notice a hot girl up ahead on the sidewalk with nice T&A. Thankfully the stopping time was long enough for me to get a really good look at her, from the safety of my friend's car with TINTED windows. My face froze when I saw her turn around and look towards our car. I alt+Q,Q'ed.

If u have similar stories to tell, please share. ^^

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stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
October 06 2008 01:09 GMT
#2
fact: Whenever you stare at someone, they will look back at you, time being the only factor. Man, woman, man-woman? anything? has these properties
hoorah
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
October 06 2008 01:09 GMT
#3
--- Nuked ---
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
October 06 2008 01:10 GMT
#4
I was browsing through TL.net like always when I came upon a blog. The title suggested another emo blog where the male writer with 20 feet e-penis complains about a girl he can't get. I open the block and I alt + Q, Q'ed
Karma is a bitch
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
October 06 2008 01:10 GMT
#5
How'd you alt+QQ in the car?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
October 06 2008 01:15 GMT
#6
On October 06 2008 10:10 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
How'd you alt+QQ in the car?

what exactly does alt+qq mean in this context anyway?
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24782 Posts
October 06 2008 01:16 GMT
#7
Try the same experiment with guys. If it goes more successfully, then it's an omen.
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intoyourrainbOW
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States168 Posts
October 06 2008 01:24 GMT
#8
I fucking SUCK with girls? I complain about a girl I can't get? rofl.. Shrewd insights drawn from your knee-jerk flaming reflexes. You guys read way too much into this. Don't tell me something like this hasn't happened to you when you were checking out girls. and alt+QQ in the car? idk, looking the other way?
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
October 06 2008 01:27 GMT
#9
^ Can't say that its happened to me... they usually purr when ever I come close...
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
October 06 2008 01:29 GMT
#10
On October 06 2008 10:15 pangshai wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2008 10:10 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
How'd you alt+QQ in the car?

what exactly does alt+qq mean in this context anyway?

How the fuck is alt+Q+Q possible in reality
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
dongfeng
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
731 Posts
October 06 2008 01:34 GMT
#11
it means he committed suicide

obv it means he stops looking
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
October 06 2008 01:35 GMT
#12
f10 e s q?
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1655 Posts
October 06 2008 01:37 GMT
#13
Next time you should just keep staring when she turns around, then give her a really creepy smile.
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Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
October 06 2008 01:40 GMT
#14
Just smile at them the next time?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
October 06 2008 01:43 GMT
#15
On October 06 2008 10:35 decafchicken wrote:
f10 e s q?


that user name finally makes sense
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SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
October 06 2008 01:47 GMT
#16
i can tell you anyone that uses the term alt +Q,Q doesn't get laid lol.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-06 01:59:19
October 06 2008 01:54 GMT
#17
So I was at the bookstore the other day and this one girl was like the person in front of me. Yeah.

Then of course it was a kind of long line (they were closing so everyone went to the front to pay for things) and there wasn't anything else to do, so I was 'taking interest in my surroundings' if you know what I mean. And I'm pretty sure you do.

For reference:

+ Show Spoiler [Click spoiler] +
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So at this time I was still 'taking interest in my surroundings' but it was by this time almost time for me to go pay, I figured I wouldn't even give as little as a hello (and my dad was with me...lol). Like you said, all girls know when people are staring at them. At this point, I saw she was about to turn around, and I didn't want to get caught staring so I quickly thought of a way out of it if indeed I did get caught.

+ Show Spoiler [This is how it went down from here] +

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HE TURNED AROUND AND I ALT Q+Q'D ASAP




edit:OMG CULTUREMISFITS WE HAVE SAME POST # :D
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
October 06 2008 01:59 GMT
#18
Wtf? Ever think that maybe they were just looking around?
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
October 06 2008 02:00 GMT
#19
On October 06 2008 10:59 BanZu wrote:
Wtf? Ever think that maybe they were just looking around?

I'd like to think of it as sense of star stare
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
October 06 2008 02:06 GMT
#20
Wat the hell? Portland, OR? You live in Portland?
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Avidkeystamper
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States8556 Posts
October 06 2008 02:10 GMT
#21
I always manage to look away the same time they turn around, ee han timing.
Jaedong
Viledica
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada361 Posts
October 06 2008 02:12 GMT
#22
And why is this a problem?

Just offer a smile, say hey and who knows you might have a new friend, or more depending on how far you're willing or able to go. (Obviously wouldn't work in the car situation.)
Happens to me every now and then I suppose but it's nothing you can't work with.
gl

P.S. There's a difference between checking a girl out, and staring. Know your limits.
I've even heard some guys refer to such a limit as a '5 second rule', I don't know how many people agree with that but if you can't control yourself, give it a shot I guess.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
October 06 2008 02:15 GMT
#23
On October 06 2008 10:24 intoyourrainbOW wrote:
I fucking SUCK with girls? I complain about a girl I can't get? rofl.. Shrewd insights drawn from your knee-jerk flaming reflexes. You guys read way too much into this.


To my disbelief she turns her head around and I alt+Q,Q.


Yes, that's exactly what we're saying. And eye contact is a good thing, turning away isn't.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
October 06 2008 02:39 GMT
#24
u need some hacks
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
October 06 2008 02:55 GMT
#25
insta turn aways makes you checking out the girl super obvious.
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
October 06 2008 03:04 GMT
#26
yea i have to alt q q quite a bit also. but that shit never stops me from alt+ j+ enter and alt + o again. gigidy!
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
October 06 2008 03:07 GMT
#27
their throats must be slit ofc.
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 06 2008 03:11 GMT
#28
OP comes off sounding like a total creep.
illeszt
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States350 Posts
October 06 2008 03:32 GMT
#29
On October 06 2008 12:04 itzme_petey wrote:
yea i have to alt q q quite a bit also. but that shit never stops me from alt+ j+ enter and alt + o again. gigidy!


you killed it =[

I love staring; it gives me something to do in class when I'm bored
babypo0
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)66 Posts
October 06 2008 03:34 GMT
#30
if they're turned away from u, well thats inexplicable.

but if they can see ur eyes, it's easy to tell when someones using their peripherals - they have a sort of blank look, and they're not focused in front of them.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6429 Posts
October 06 2008 03:43 GMT
#31
On October 06 2008 12:34 babypo0 wrote:
if they're turned away from u, well thats inexplicable.

females have built-in maphacks of course
man
Profile Joined November 2005
United States272 Posts
October 06 2008 03:47 GMT
#32
On October 06 2008 11:06 Seraphim wrote:
Wat the hell? Portland, OR? You live in Portland?

No, you are the only person that lives there.
babypo0
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)66 Posts
October 06 2008 03:48 GMT
#33
On October 06 2008 12:43 caelym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2008 12:34 babypo0 wrote:
if they're turned away from u, well thats inexplicable.

females have built-in maphacks of course


oh right. lol that was genius.
Straylight
Profile Joined March 2008
Canada706 Posts
October 06 2008 03:55 GMT
#34
You kidding man? Getting eye fucked while walking around campus or in some boring class is great.
It felt like gravity.
Jalaga324
Profile Joined September 2008
United States6 Posts
October 06 2008 04:21 GMT
#35
Saw the most beautiful girl in my life about a week ago, she looked at me and I spilled Pho all over my pants. Smelled like a fried eggroll, but it was worth it.
Jaskwith
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States197 Posts
October 06 2008 04:33 GMT
#36
Maybe the whole breathing heavy, and drooling gives you away?
sMi.jaSK
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
October 06 2008 05:02 GMT
#37
On October 06 2008 13:21 Jalaga324 wrote:
Saw the most beautiful girl in my life about a week ago, she looked at me and I spilled Pho all over my pants. Smelled like a fried eggroll, but it was worth it.

good story, because it involves pho. i fuckin' love pho.
secret base
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
October 06 2008 05:29 GMT
#38
I just stare them down a bit before crackin out my whites for a good smile. I mean, sup?
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Zeller
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States1109 Posts
October 06 2008 06:09 GMT
#39
maybe the chicks think you're really hot so they're staring at you constantly and you only notice when you stare at them
Last.Epic , Epic[LighT]
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
October 06 2008 06:36 GMT
#40
On October 06 2008 11:12 Tsumi wrote:
P.S. There's a difference between checking a girl out, and staring. Know your limits.
I've even heard some guys refer to such a limit as a '5 second rule', I don't know how many people agree with that but if you can't control yourself, give it a shot I guess.


isn't 5 seconds a bit too long? I would say anything more than 2 would be too much
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
October 06 2008 06:52 GMT
#41
a slight glance
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-06 08:16:42
October 06 2008 07:12 GMT
#42
whenever i looked up a girl's skirt in high school i'd never just stare, i'd try to sneak a peek at the forbidden fruit while turning my head. it probably looked even more obvious when i just turned my head a lot

oh fuck my 3000 post was this
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
October 06 2008 08:11 GMT
#43
lol yubee
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
October 06 2008 08:56 GMT
#44
man i was just thinking about that, seeing up a girl's skirt in high school was SUCH a highlight, it was so exciting and unexpected
Ki_Do
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Korea (South)981 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-06 15:05:57
October 06 2008 15:05 GMT
#45
once , in the ferry , i was lying in the back seat of my father's car lookng up -in a lower level than a girl that wore a dress , in my position i could clearly see her underwear certain that no one, even my father could see me...
then she looks down, and faces me...
wow, i just kept looking up but focused in the clouds
I've got a point, and i'm ready to kill or die for it.
SchOOl_VicTIm
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Greece2394 Posts
October 06 2008 16:06 GMT
#46
instead of alt+qq try winking and smiling next time
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
October 06 2008 16:54 GMT
#47
Lol I think males don't ever know if they're being starred at because... iono hahaha we're bunch of knuckle heads.
Girls definitely will notice alot sharper because they dress nice and look nice to attract, and when she's been attracted to its her instinct to see "hey who's my atractee?"
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
October 06 2008 16:56 GMT
#48
Alt+QQ XDDDD!

Yeah, I've had instances where staring at a girl for too long resulted in the girl thinking you were staring at her or something so she ends up looking in your direction and you start shitting bricks.

;X
Mango @ U.S.East!
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
October 06 2008 16:58 GMT
#49
If you're REALLY into starring, I suggest this
[image loading]
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GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 06 2008 17:28 GMT
#50
I think that some girls (especially cute ones) could just be psychic to that kind of thing >.<;;

The binoculars are a good idea if you're planning on being a creeper too imo.
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SaveYourSavior
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1071 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-07 04:47:49
October 07 2008 04:45 GMT
#51
stare at a girl (or her boobs) until she starts to turn around to face you. When this happens stand up a little higher or lift your head if you are sitting, keeping the same composure and blank staring expression so it looks like you're looking at somebody in back of them and then wave and smile.

When the girl turns around to look at who you are waving at stop looking in her direction

a
SiegeTanksandBlueGoo
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
China685 Posts
October 07 2008 07:47 GMT
#52
Actually I am curious, about how long could you stare before it becomes "inappropriate"?
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ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
October 07 2008 08:01 GMT
#53
usually when you start a thread on TL about the girl that's a good point to stop
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