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I think I'd kill myself if I was a roomate of most people here. YOu guys are such pansies.
I can't decide what's worse... your inability to suck it up and crash on the couch once (im sure if you figured out how to use your dick, your roommate would do the same) or the fact that you're going to talk to your fucking RA before him.
I hope when you finally pop your cherry as a 20 year old, you get syphalis
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On October 03 2008 18:04 yubee wrote: quit cockblocking your roommate, you should be proud of him for going twice
I was thinking the same exact thing throughout the thread
On October 03 2008 21:25 MarklarMarklar wrote: get a camera and record it for us so we can better judge what the proper course of action is
This would actually be funny as hell, and will give a perceptive on your situation. But otherwise I'll seriously think about talking to him first, then the RA.
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Calgary25980 Posts
Holy. Fuck. You nerds know no end.
This is the rule. If someone brings a girl home to fuck, you make like a tree and get the hell out. Period. If it's his girlfriend then this rule doesn't apply, but some new girl, you don't ask questions. You fuck off to the common room and sleep there.
Boo hoo 8:30 class. So skip class. It's not a big deal.
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Calgary25980 Posts
On October 03 2008 21:26 Hawk wrote: I think I'd kill myself if I was a roomate of most people here. YOu guys are such pansies.
I can't decide what's worse... your inability to suck it up and crash on the couch once (im sure if you figured out how to use your dick, your roommate would do the same) or the fact that you're going to talk to your fucking RA before him.
I hope when you finally pop your cherry as a 20 year old, you get syphalis Yes.
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Zurich15325 Posts
Chill + Hawk = 200% correct.
The only correct way of action is a breakfast high five.
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Did you have an exam the next day or are you just a lame person?
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I'd kill myself for entire different reasons If I was the room mate of you guys lol. I mean THE FUCK I would put up with that from anyone that's not a close friend. What kind of weird social rules do you guys live by? Then again I don't see the reason for putting two people in one room =P How expensive can a thin wall be? That said, you should probably talk to him first, going over his head is really rude.
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i've been voluntarily sexiled once, when my ex-roommate brought his gf for the night. i was cool about it, except this one time.
one day during the final exam week, i had my final early in the morning, and i literally had to wake up at like 7:30am in the morning and catch a bus to the testing place. so, here i am sleeping and idk what time exactly it was, but between 5 and 6am, my ex-roommie brings a girl over. it's not his gf. they have broken up not too long ago. okay, i'm a pretty light sleeper, especially when i have an exam on the next day. i'm trying to sleep, and i hear, i guess, him fingering her? cause all i heard was her moaning. i figured they'd stop pretty soon. soon, they whispered then he started fucking her. i didn't see shit since i was facing the wall, but i could hear his mattress moving up and down. as soon as i hear this, "(name), are you fucking kidding me? maaad disrespectful." i'm still facing the wall when i tell him this. he obviously stops right away, and apologizes to me immediately, and tells the girl, "i told you we couldn't do it here." and blames the girl for it. she couldn't say shit. she absolutely said nothing. they dressed up quickly and left. he gave a her the ride home, and then he came back and apologized again.
your roommate should always give u heads up, if hes bringing over a girl for the night, because you would have to find a place to stay for the night. your roommate should never fuck or do any shit there private, when ur there, cause it's really WTF.
if he does it often, then obviously talk to him. it really depends how close u are to ur roommate. if he's just ur roommate or more than a roommate and a new friend, tell him whats up. he'll understand. he's old enough that he entered the college and whatnot. he'll have a decency to listen to you.
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Wow, sex twice? Maybe they were taking a break, haha.
Edit: Ok, yeah maybe you should just leave the room or something, make a rule with your roommate about when you bring girls over, that you leave the room and sleep somewhere else.
On October 03 2008 22:18 CapO wrote: i've been voluntarily sexiled once, when my ex-roommate brought his gf for the night. i was cool about it, except this one time.
one day during the final exam week, i had my final early in the morning, and i literally had to wake up at like 7:30am in the morning and catch a bus to the testing place. so, here i am sleeping and idk what time exactly it was, but between 5 and 6am, my ex-roommie brings a girl over. it's not his gf. they have broken up not too long ago. okay, i'm a pretty light sleeper, especially when i have an exam on the next day. i'm trying to sleep, and i hear, i guess, him fingering her? cause all i heard was her moaning. i figured they'd stop pretty soon. soon, they whispered then he started fucking her. i didn't see shit since i was facing the wall, but i could hear his mattress moving up and down. as soon as i hear this, "(name), are you fucking kidding me? maaad disrespectful." i'm still facing the wall when i tell him this. he obviously stops right away, and apologizes to me immediately, and tells the girl, "i told you we couldn't do it here." and blames the girl for it. she couldn't say shit. she absolutely said nothing. they dressed up quickly and left. he gave a her the ride home, and then he came back and apologized again.
your roommate should always give u heads up, if hes bringing over a girl for the night, because you would have to find a place to stay for the night. your roommate should never fuck or do any shit there private, when ur there, cause it's really WTF.
if he does it often, then obviously talk to him. it really depends how close u are to ur roommate. if he's just ur roommate or more than a roommate and a new friend, tell him whats up. he'll understand. he's old enough that he entered the college and whatnot. he'll have a decency to listen to you.
So they just quit? That sucks
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One of the reasons why I'm glad I don't have a roommate and never have had one o_O
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yup they quit. shit didn't even last 10 seconds. she was a slut, so i don't give a shit lol. he apologized to me several times that day. really a nice guy, tbh. we had so much in common and had a lotta fun. damn i miss the last year.
we applied to be roommates again in an apartment, but we couldn't, because the school was very limited in terms of apartments.
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Korea (South)11577 Posts
only time i slept with my gf in my room, was when my roomate was gone for the weekend. other than that i go to her room.
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Other - Make comments to him about how he fucks nice...
Edit: Wow when I posted this I assumed the OP and everybody bitching was joking... HAH.
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On October 03 2008 19:36 yubee wrote:Show nested quote +On October 03 2008 18:59 NoobsOfWrath wrote: Yea I'm sure he's jealous of his roommate getting ass from some bitch while he's trying to sleep.
why can't someone make a thread like this without people saying it's fake or he's jealous
have you ever fuckin been to college? it's not fake at all, asshole roommates do it all the time
there's nothing wrong with wanting some ugly clown to screw his girl somewhere other than where you're trying to sleep, especially with morning classes or a test the next day boo hoo, his roommate gets lucky one time and drama queen over here wants to tattle because "FUCK. this. shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" jesus lighten up man, you and caucasianasian should room together in the "no parties after 6pm" building
They can join the buzzkillington fraternity, I heard they serve great lemonade!
If it's some chick you don't know just tolerate it.
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lol what the fuck is wrong with you, let him get laid
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On October 03 2008 21:26 Hawk wrote: I think I'd kill myself if I was a roomate of most people here. YOu guys are such pansies.
I can't decide what's worse... your inability to suck it up and crash on the couch once (im sure if you figured out how to use your dick, your roommate would do the same) or the fact that you're going to talk to your fucking RA before him.
I hope when you finally pop your cherry as a 20 year old, you get syphalis
this
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a yellow post-it will fix everything
"im a whiny little babby can you please stop having sex tia"
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On October 03 2008 21:32 Chill wrote: Holy. Fuck. You nerds know no end.
This is the rule. If someone brings a girl home to fuck, you make like a tree and get the hell out. Period. If it's his girlfriend then this rule doesn't apply, but some new girl, you don't ask questions. You fuck off to the common room and sleep there.
Boo hoo 8:30 class. So skip class. It's not a big deal.
I agree completely. The only thing disrespectful here is you going to the RA over his head because he has something worthwhile to do with his time instead of fucking studying. Seriously, would it kill you to lose some sleep and go to class a bit tired? Would this lower you knowledge-intake capablities? Would the League of Extraordinary Losers degrade you to just a normal Lieutenant of Lameness instead of your exalted position as General-Major of Masturbation?
On October 03 2008 21:38 zatic wrote: The only correct way of action is a breakfast high five.
Hell yes.
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Random girl, leave.
Somebody you know, stick around ROFL
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Just talk with him before you do anything rash...
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