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I call this one 6.5 because it's only half of what I usually do. Usually I put pictures with perfect cursive on top of it for comic relief, however as I was making 'part seven' I was about, 50% done and my firefox says, "We have received an error and need to close; I hope you weren't doing anything or else your fucked. Press OK".
Anyways, it's been a long time since my last blog, I think three months, but it doesn't really matter because I've started it up again. Now I'm going to redo this as part seven in proper format on Thursday, so this blog won't have a recap, I'l just go over a few things i've noticed in the past twenty games i've played this week.
Number One: Fuck you scout probe
• Scout probes are assholes. They come into your base, take a look around and start getting up in your drones face. Now as a Protoss, I usually harass their drones and I don't think much of it, but it is annoying as hell. This brings me to...
Number Two: If your cute, I am going to cheese you so bad...
• Maybe its just me, but when my opponent gets cute, I decide right there that I am going to cheese the hell out of them. It's worked well with D's so far and I don't see it being a problem until I am like.. A- or so.
Number Three: <3 Imbalisks
• In my experience playing Terran and especially Protoss, there are few moments in the game where I KNOW I am going to win. For example, when I hit hive and I throw down an ultralisk cavern, I like to give fair warning and I say; "Hey pal, you got about one minute to finish me or your going to die  ." I think it's fair because when my imbalisks get on the field, I sometimes go make a sandwich as I A-move his base and I come back to a win screen. It's not bad.
Number Four: Fuck I love Imbalisks!
Number Five: I hate you mutalisk
• My muta micro is pretty bad. Part of the reason is: No experience and that I have no idea what groups are too large to attack. I usually see a group of marines; then I remember July or Jaedong taking out a similar group with ease; attack, then put down an ultralisk cavern to hopefully win the game since I just wasted all my fucking mutalisk.
Number Six: 5Pool
• Thank you 5Pool; you have saved me from having to attain any ZvZ skill.
Number Seven: Overlord
• Dear overlords, you are slow and die too easy to Number Eight. Stop being weak bitches like Atrioc. Love Salv
Number Eight: Corsairs
• Dear corsairs, go fuck yourself. Love Salv
Number Nine: Scourge
• This is a re-enactment of my scourge targeting a Sci. Vessel.
Scourge 1: Lol here we go, almost there, so close...
Scourge 2: Lol wait
Scourge 1: Lol?
Scourge 2: Lol I have a better idea, let's turn around in fucking circles until we die
Scourge 3: Lol k
Fuck you.
Lastly, right now iCCup I think I am.. 16-6 and 2500 D+ or so, and Thursday expect a real Part Seven.
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OMG
ive been waiting for another on of these for so long
i completely agree w/ number 2, i do it all the time 
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hehe
ultralisks are the freakin bomb.
when i get a bunch of em i make sure my screen is spotless so i can clearly see how fast their base goes down.
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So your telling us you got D+ pretty easily with a nice record after a week of playing zerg? and protoss is the ez race?
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... nAi.Protoss you are an idiot, you havent read any other of the blogposts he's made.
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I have switched from p to z recently too, and I have to agree with most of the points 
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Just added point Number Nine, because after consideration, there was no way I was letting Scourge A.I off the hook of being criticized.
@Nai.Protoss, Yeah well, I don't like that argument either, but IDC. ZvT is shitty as hell though, I'l give them that.
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lol nice read. I dont understand number 2 though, explain? what constitutes being cute?
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Usually I define cute differently depending on if I on a winning or losing streak. If it's a bad losing streak, cute might be scouting with a probe. If i'm on a good win streak, I start to think, 'alright, cheese' if he attacks the drones and then dances it away, or just saying 'lol' at any point during the game.
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Hahahaha
Add some pictures :D
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i just came back from my terran to protoss, and back to terran transition.
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Does that mean your finished with your switch to Protoss? That lasted four fucking days.
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On October 02 2008 08:25 Salv wrote:
Does that mean your finished with your switch to Protoss? That lasted four fucking days.
yah isn't it amazing how long i can stand playing toss?
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haha the scourge part made is so true.
you'll learn to hate irradiate too
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On October 02 2008 07:31 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
So your telling us you got D+ pretty easily with a nice record after a week of playing zerg? and protoss is the ez race?
don't you dare turn this into another 'protoss is ezwin' vs 'protoss is pretty difficult' thread.
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Although your moving to Zerg, I don't trust deflectos, as you might be a spy.
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On October 02 2008 07:57 Salv wrote:
Usually I define cute differently depending on if I on a winning or losing streak. If it's a bad losing streak, cute might be scouting with a probe. If i'm on a good win streak, I start to think, 'alright, cheese' if he attacks the drones and then dances it away, or just saying 'lol' at any point during the game.
dont forget building ebays at ur nat ><
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On October 02 2008 08:48 Shauni wrote:Show nested quote +On October 02 2008 07:31 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
So your telling us you got D+ pretty easily with a nice record after a week of playing zerg? and protoss is the ez race? don't you dare turn this into another 'protoss is ezwin' vs 'protoss is pretty difficult' thread.
yes sir
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Lol at the scrouge dialogue
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WTB pics.
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i alt+f4 when i see ultras
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On October 02 2008 10:03 d(O.o)a wrote: WTB pics.
Tomorrow will be one akin to my older blogs.
On October 02 2008 08:50 thoraxe wrote:
Although your moving to Zerg, I don't trust deflectos, as you might be a spy.
Check out my older blogs, i've been imbalisking people for awhile. No spy here.
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i just switched back to toss....
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Lol fuck off Gladstone =P
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lol, good read and i totally agree
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HAHAHa just read their other blogs about switching to Z. Pictures rock. Im anticipating thursday.
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What is this? You just got C with protoss and now you playing zerg?
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Yaq it like Ahzz does, he plays Z mostly, but has P matchups. I'm P mostly, but I will have Z matchups. It's good for everyone.
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