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I need $5 dollars for my FullTiltPoker account.
These are my services available to you the people.
I can:
1. Make a crappy VisualBasic.net program for you.
2. Make a crappy C++ program for you.
3. Tell you some good websites to browse.
4. Make you a D+/C- Zerg in 2 weeks.
5. Give you over 1 million mesos in Maplestory (Kradia).
6. Give you over 50k gold in Mabinogi (Mari).
7. Cyber you (15 minute sessions).
8. Draw a picture of you (I'm an amazing artist!)
9. Give you life advice.
10. Answer a question only I'd know.
11. Take you to my prom (later this year).
12. Take you to homecoming (like within a month or two).
This isn't a one time offer.
You can select as many options as you want, and multiple people can do it. Thanks.
 
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I counter-offer your offer with my  Oov
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4. Make you a D+/C- Zerg in 2 weeks.
I want this, but all my money is on stars, not full tilt. Is stars OK? (it's a better sitte anyway, IMHO)
Anyway why do you need 5$ anyway? Are you just starting out?
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Isn't there like a special on LiquidPoker where they give you 50$ for free?
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How dare you!
i thought you and me were going to go to your skool events i feel betrayed 
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knowing faust he probably lost it all already
he went in with 3 of a kind against my flop straight and lost and was like WTFWTFWTF
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On September 28 2008 23:26 DamageControL wrote:
why?
I'm not 18 yet, so I can't make deposits by myself.
4. Make you a D+/C- Zerg in 2 weeks.
I want this, but all my money is on stars, not full tilt. Is stars OK? (it's a better sitte anyway, IMHO)
Anyway why do you need 5$ anyway? Are you just starting out?
I think that is fine, I could receive the money on stars then get someone to trade me $5 from FTP to Stars. My problem with Stars is they require a phone number and if my parents find out that I'm playing poker for money I'm going to honestly get raped by my father and mother. It'll be a collaborative effort on their part. But as far as I know stars won't contact you if you just make a deposit or get a transfer.
Isn't there like a special on LiquidPoker where they give you 50$ for free?
I don't know I'm fucking dumb because originally I was going to sign up under Arcology's referral since I promised him but I forgot totally about it. I was trying to delete my account and make another one so I could sign up under him but I can't delete my account. And making a new one would get me in trouble as well as Arco probably for multiple accounts and fake referrals.
How dare you!
i thought you and me were going to go to your skool events i feel betrayed
Don't worry, I'm a cheap date, you can still take me!
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On September 28 2008 23:35 Caller wrote:
knowing faust he probably lost it all already
he went in with 3 of a kind against my flop straight and lost and was like WTFWTFWTF
Dude I'm way better now.
I don't make high bets or go all-in when I have nothing anymore!
Well sometimes when I am like 4 or 6 tabling on FTP playmoney I spazz out because the time limit is so small and when someone goes all-in I accidentally call instead of fold. Then I kick my cat.
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$5 is far too little to play anything on FTP, everything is too expensive there.
PokerStars actually has a little chance that you may be able to do something with the $5 as they have those ridiculously low buy in tournaments and cash games and you can fake the phone number anyway, they never call it.
Oh and those LP promotions aren't going to help you if you're underage, they require phone checks and iirc you have to send a picture of your passport or something like that.
gl at poker anyways.
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On September 28 2008 23:22 SCC-Faust wrote:
I need $5 dollars for my FullTiltPoker account.
4. Make you a D+/C- Zerg in 2 weeks.
Wouldn't this only work if you were a C- Zerg yourself?
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On September 28 2008 23:41 Puosu wrote:
$5 is far too little to play anything on FTP, the tournaments are far too expensive there.
PokerStars actually has a little chance that you may be able to do something with the $5 as they have those ridiculously low buy in tournaments and cash games and you can fake the phone number anyway, they never call it.
Oh and those LP promotions aren't going to help you if you're underage, they require phone checks and iirc you have to send a picture of your passport or something like that.
gl at poker anyways.
Well I entered my father's information on my Pstars account LOL.
His DOB and everything. I could change it but they require me to e-mail them for a DOB change.
But everything else is easy. Although I might expect a phone call if someone is changing every single little detail in the Pstars account.
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On September 28 2008 23:43 Salv wrote:Show nested quote +On September 28 2008 23:22 SCC-Faust wrote:
I need $5 dollars for my FullTiltPoker account.
4. Make you a D+/C- Zerg in 2 weeks.
Wouldn't this only work if you were a C- Zerg yourself?
Too bad I can't go back from C+ to C- but I'll try.
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I hate how you have to upload your passport for the free 100$ on LP. Somehow, even though I keep up with technological advances, I'm still not _there_ yet.
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Yeah what Puosu says is true. 5$ isn't enough for even 1 full buy in at the lowest stakes on full tilt (and if you're just starting out, you need more than one buy in. I got the free 50$ promotion from liquid poker and lost it all at the 5/10 tables). 5$ is maaaaybe enough to play on the lowest limits on stars (it's 1 buy in, so you could easily get unlucky and lost it all instantly).
Have you considered just playing the freeroll tournaments? Also, I'm told that you can sell play money chips for real money if you have enough. Or just ask people on liquid poker, someone there might give you money for nothing.
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On September 29 2008 00:49 Luddite wrote:
Yeah what Puosu says is true. 5$ isn't enough for even 1 full buy in at the lowest stakes on full tilt (and if you're just starting out, you need more than one buy in. I got the free 50$ promotion from liquid poker and lost it all at the 5/10 tables). 5$ is maaaaybe enough to play on the lowest limits on stars (it's 1 buy in, so you could easily get unlucky and lost it all instantly).
Have you considered just playing the freeroll tournaments? Also, I'm told that you can sell play money chips for real money if you have enough. Or just ask people on liquid poker, someone there might give you money for nothing.
What is the freeroll tournaments? And I am aware that you can sell play money chips for real money but the effort is insane. Every single person pretty much sees the flop, so it takes a lot longer to win anything, but when you do it comes in huge amounts. And I was thinking about asking about it on LP but I can't start any obligations that I don't know if I can handle. They will ask me to pay them back and if I lose the $5 dollars I won't be getting any more money in anytime soon unless someone lends me more or when I turn 18.
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By the way is there any possible way to delete a Pstars account?
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Free roll tournaments are tournaments that are free to enter but have cash prizes. They're actualy kind of hard to win because there's sooo many players for so little money, but they're all really bad so it's possible.
But, I gotta be honest with you... if you think it takes a lot longer to win anything when "every single person pretty much sees the flop" you still have a lot to learn about poker. That's like the easiest possible way to make money, because you can just fold everything except the best cards, wait to flp a monster, then go all in and someone will call. People playing for real money are much tighter with their money (usually) and won't call unless they have at least something (though again, there are exceptions).
If you want to ask people on liquid poker, just ask really nicely. I think that anyone who'd do this for you, wouldn't really miss 5$ anyway.
Anyway I think free rolls are your best bet. Not sure about FT, but I know stars has a lot of them, and they'll also help you improve your game before you start playing "for real".
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On September 29 2008 01:14 SCC-Faust wrote:
By the way is there any possible way to delete a Pstars account?
No, expect maybe in some situations mailing them could do something.
You can create another account though, which may be kind of risky though as you'll never know if they choose to track you down as its against their rules. Just create another windows profile and reset your ip and the program should allow you to make another one.
I doubt they'd care about another account as you never even deposited any money to the other account, unless of course you start whoring bonuses.
Oh and while freerolls maybe quite boring and not that profitable, you learn a lot of Poker in the way for no price at all, if you aren't that experienced in Poker I'd start there for the learning experience and the fact that you actually have to fight for your money will make you respect your bankroll a lot more and you probably won't ever walk away from the path of good bankroll management.
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