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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 25 2008 03:22 GMT
#1
On August 30th I noticed our clan leader had made a news post to go along with a new website. This leader has been providing a website and channel for close to a decade, so I'm hesitant to make any joke at his expense. However, seeing how he's a non-combatant and not much more than a figurehead, I'll allow the power of funny to prevail.

I was seriously cracking up as I read this. I'm sure not everyone will find it funny, and a few might not even get what I mean when I say it's funny, but it's funny.

+ Show Spoiler +
Welcome to StarCraft Confederacy. It has been many years since this clan has been established. Our clan existance begins back in August of 1999. A fearless leader named SCC-Duke took on the roll of beginning StarCraft Confederacy. Who knew that Clan SCC will last for 9 years and is still alive presently? It is great devotion and hard work not only from me, but members over the years to make this clan a success.


It took a month or so but I shared it!

*****
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
September 25 2008 03:27 GMT
#2
i pussy'd.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
September 25 2008 03:33 GMT
#3
nope, don't get it.
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 25 2008 03:36 GMT
#4
On September 25 2008 12:33 Seraphim wrote:
nope, don't get it.

+ Show Spoiler +
Read it like an English teacher would.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 25 2008 03:39 GMT
#5
he coulda just had the title "9 years" and the body text "Cool." and would have gotten a clearer message across
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 25 2008 03:41 GMT
#6
On September 25 2008 12:39 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
he coulda just had the title "9 years" and the body text "Cool." and would have gotten a clearer message across

Hahah so true.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 25 2008 03:49 GMT
#7
micro's humour is way out there.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
September 25 2008 03:54 GMT
#8
wtf... i understand it, but sorry i dont think its funny.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
September 25 2008 03:56 GMT
#9
Is it just the awful grammar?
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
September 25 2008 04:06 GMT
#10
i dont get it either actually o_O
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
September 25 2008 04:22 GMT
#11
wait what?
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
OGzan
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States289 Posts
September 25 2008 04:28 GMT
#12
uhhh lolwut?
(Zan) :: http://www.twitch.tv/byzantiumsc :: Terran Player currently teamless ::
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
September 25 2008 05:13 GMT
#13
I mean... ok.. it's broken english but ... not funny?
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
September 25 2008 05:35 GMT
#14
QUE?
뭐
what
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
September 25 2008 06:01 GMT
#15
I was in a lecture last week and all the slides used "roll" instead of "role" ... nobody caught it except for me.

If I was round, I would have many rolls.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 25 2008 10:31 GMT
#16
You guys don't know the good stuff. Jesus Christ I need to find some people with a good sense of humor.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 25 2008 11:03 GMT
#17
Micro, didn't we talk about this? About how we both found this funny?

Either way It's hilarious that:

- An actual main page was put up this far down the road
- That horrific news post lol
SexY[RawR]
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)52 Posts
September 25 2008 11:16 GMT
#18
Rofl this guy is great. Anyway who is your leader.
How about a 3 way. You, Me and some of this pork
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
September 25 2008 11:25 GMT
#19
Long live the clan.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 25 2008 12:49 GMT
#20
Yeah salv.

On September 25 2008 20:16 SexY[RawR] wrote:
Rofl this guy is great. Anyway who is your leader.

SCC-Duke... don't know much about him tbh.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 25 2008 12:56 GMT
#21
Yeah seriously, the guy is pretty mysterious.
Play
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia608 Posts
September 25 2008 13:03 GMT
#22
i had to read it like 3 times to get it, and even then, i'm not sure i get it, because it's not that funny and the only funny part i thought was how the leader had to be so fearless to start the clan.
jmascis
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 25 2008 13:15 GMT
#23
at least i understand you micronesia
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 25 2008 13:21 GMT
#24
On September 25 2008 22:15 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
at least i understand you micronesia

Don't worry I was reading it to my sister who appreciates good humor, and she was cracking up also.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
September 25 2008 14:14 GMT
#25
is it based off some movie where the words are changed just a little bit? or anything similar like that? hm.........
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32135 Posts
September 25 2008 14:46 GMT
#26
The bar is set low for SC clan managers, so maybe that's why most people weren't like LOL IDIOT

I mean, look at smi!

Man, I miss smurfing SCC =]
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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 25 2008 15:37 GMT
#27
micro you don't have to be a dick about it

what if i criticized your english that you wrote in a drunken haze

duke does read this site fyi
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 16:40:24
September 25 2008 16:40 GMT
#28
On September 26 2008 00:37 Caller wrote:
micro you don't have to be a dick about it

what if i criticized your english that you wrote in a drunken haze

duke does read this site fyi

It's not about being a dick. It's about him doing something funny. There are two types of laughing at someone. The first type is when you laugh and someone and want them to feel terrible in the process. The other type is where you give them a hard time, but are still friends at the end of the day. This is the latter.

Your example is terrible though (I wonder which type of laughing at you this will be interpreted as)

I'm not trying to hide this from Duke or anything. I don't think he would take it the wrong way.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
September 25 2008 17:55 GMT
#29
/sarcasm off

hehehehe
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 25 2008 22:22 GMT
#30
On September 26 2008 02:55 Caller wrote:
/sarcasm off

hehehehe

It didn't seem terribly sarcastic to be honest...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
September 25 2008 22:34 GMT
#31
On September 26 2008 07:22 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2008 02:55 Caller wrote:
/sarcasm off

hehehehe

It didn't seem terribly sarcastic to be honest...


That's because it was wonderfully sarcastic!
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
September 25 2008 22:42 GMT
#32
Dont get it =[
w/e
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-25 23:27:38
September 25 2008 23:26 GMT
#33
Haha I found this rather amusing :D

Thanks
On September 26 2008 02:55 Caller wrote:
/sarcasm off

hehehehe

Almost dodged that one.
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
September 25 2008 23:29 GMT
#34
am i still in scc?
p.s. where are sister pix
Entusman #12
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
September 25 2008 23:32 GMT
#35
not following in the slightest
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
September 25 2008 23:44 GMT
#36
how old is the Duke?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-26 00:07:52
September 26 2008 00:07 GMT
#37
On September 26 2008 08:44 capek wrote:
how old is the Duke?


He was very young when he started the clan, but I don't know his age.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
September 26 2008 00:23 GMT
#38
hes like 21-22 iirc


SCC-Caliban
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 26 2008 00:27 GMT
#39
On September 26 2008 09:23 statix wrote:
hes like 21-22 iirc

Yeah but I wasn't going to give a number lol.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
September 26 2008 00:51 GMT
#40
You're an elitist dick in most of your posts and this is not remotely funny
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24772 Posts
September 26 2008 00:56 GMT
#41
On September 26 2008 09:51 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
You're an elitist dick in most of your posts and this is not remotely funny

I don't believe I belong to a favored group. I might seem that way, but anyone is free to join in the fun. The way to be on the outs with me is to:

a) call me names
b) not get my jokes

You're batting 1000 dude.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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