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Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-23 15:07:41
September 12 2008 04:30 GMT
#1



Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
September 12 2008 04:34 GMT
#2
Well my dad is fluent in German but that bastard never immersed me in it when I was young so I lost out on the chance to be bilingual.After all, it's a well known fact that us Americans are incapable of learning new languages. I'm in Spanish 4 in high school and my knowledge of the language is shameful.

I could ask him to read it but he might not get the sc lingo and stuff.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-12 05:42:10
September 12 2008 05:40 GMT
#3
Ich kann dass nicht lesen =S
Ich wünsche dass Ich mehr Deutsch gesprocht haben.
+ Show Spoiler +
If I even said that right O_o

EDIT: This is what freetranslation.com gave me for an english translation, which is pretty good actually =D
+ Show Spoiler +
Kerrigan had visions. The brood mother threw herself back and forth in its organic sleep cocoon; she still was haunted belong to should that of faces a long time its human, repulsive past. It opened sudden the eyes and tore its arms loose, what let descend a rain of tissue pieces on the ground. Your eyes changed themselves immediately again in that of a carnivore and its entire body vibrierte before unruly wrath based on its human flaw. When it left its sleep site, sackten behind its the lifeless bodies of its swarm watches in itself together; one of the heads yet short time in the walking speed rolled next to its here. Yet that everything took it hardly aware – its entire senses were aligned on a certain goal: It had to rub out its past and could that it only in that she gave away herself the homicidal desire of the swarm. The group of caught navies was on the ground already firmly together verwachsen as a confused pile out of verkrümmten and distorted body part. They develop further themselves already soon in the natural assimilation process to a new organism, that would be serviceable the swarm. Yet the interested Kerrigan sincerely few. It knew out of own experience that these navies were not passed over yet completely into the swarm consciousness, that its thoughts belonged to yet them, that they were yet human. Your confirmed groan and groan that. It approached at one of the navy, whose torso jutted out horizontally out of the pile, and fixed it with a mixture out of disgusted and murder lustful view. "want you me not your heart give, echoed small Menschlein?" its dehumanized voice. The eyes of the man widened gave themselves before horror and its easily opened mouth information about how far the contamination already had stepped ahead. "it becomes a short, intensive union… would believe me, your pain will be anyway endless." And with these words, it set one of its razor sharp outgrowths on its breast leg and cut slowly direction belly-button. The screams of the navy, that only helplessly with esteemed could got forth became like its entrails, echoed dully against by the organic walls of the cell. "you are an useless species. Busily constructs it your small cottages, invents things, that you to the planets fly and hides you behind metallenen protection ramparts. And yet is its too weak to help around you themselves." Had the screaming changed itself meanwhile into a groan, but the navy it created to press yet a couple of words out: "Kerrigan… you were so somewhat only can do once one of us… how you?" Your eyes spoke about pure abhorrence. "for an entirely simple reason: Around no more of you to its." And with a fluid movement, it exciseed its heart, that became yet short in its hand pulsated until it quiet. Relief.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
September 12 2008 07:21 GMT
#4
On September 12 2008 14:40 Grobyc wrote:
Ich kann dass nicht lesen =S
Ich wünsche dass Ich mehr Deutsch gesprocht haben.
+ Show Spoiler +
If I even said that right O_o

EDIT: This is what freetranslation.com gave me for an english translation, which is pretty good actually =D
+ Show Spoiler +
Kerrigan had visions. The brood mother threw herself back and forth in its organic sleep cocoon; she still was haunted belong to should that of faces a long time its human, repulsive past. It opened sudden the eyes and tore its arms loose, what let descend a rain of tissue pieces on the ground. Your eyes changed themselves immediately again in that of a carnivore and its entire body vibrierte before unruly wrath based on its human flaw. When it left its sleep site, sackten behind its the lifeless bodies of its swarm watches in itself together; one of the heads yet short time in the walking speed rolled next to its here. Yet that everything took it hardly aware – its entire senses were aligned on a certain goal: It had to rub out its past and could that it only in that she gave away herself the homicidal desire of the swarm. The group of caught navies was on the ground already firmly together verwachsen as a confused pile out of verkrümmten and distorted body part. They develop further themselves already soon in the natural assimilation process to a new organism, that would be serviceable the swarm. Yet the interested Kerrigan sincerely few. It knew out of own experience that these navies were not passed over yet completely into the swarm consciousness, that its thoughts belonged to yet them, that they were yet human. Your confirmed groan and groan that. It approached at one of the navy, whose torso jutted out horizontally out of the pile, and fixed it with a mixture out of disgusted and murder lustful view. "want you me not your heart give, echoed small Menschlein?" its dehumanized voice. The eyes of the man widened gave themselves before horror and its easily opened mouth information about how far the contamination already had stepped ahead. "it becomes a short, intensive union… would believe me, your pain will be anyway endless." And with these words, it set one of its razor sharp outgrowths on its breast leg and cut slowly direction belly-button. The screams of the navy, that only helplessly with esteemed could got forth became like its entrails, echoed dully against by the organic walls of the cell. "you are an useless species. Busily constructs it your small cottages, invents things, that you to the planets fly and hides you behind metallenen protection ramparts. And yet is its too weak to help around you themselves." Had the screaming changed itself meanwhile into a groan, but the navy it created to press yet a couple of words out: "Kerrigan… you were so somewhat only can do once one of us… how you?" Your eyes spoke about pure abhorrence. "for an entirely simple reason: Around no more of you to its." And with a fluid movement, it exciseed its heart, that became yet short in its hand pulsated until it quiet. Relief.


That translation is pretty accurate.. is it a machine?
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Texas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Germany2388 Posts
September 12 2008 07:56 GMT
#5
LOOOOOL.
this sounds so retarded 8D
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
September 12 2008 11:13 GMT
#6
I can read it It's pretty nice. Was it for school or something or just because you felt like it?
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
September 12 2008 12:08 GMT
#7
Ich bin eine wurst.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
kAra
Profile Joined September 2004
Germany1434 Posts
September 12 2008 12:30 GMT
#8
bratwurst
mada mada dane
Agavond
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
448 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-12 12:54:36
September 12 2008 12:51 GMT
#9
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Kerrigan had visions. The brood mother threw itself back and forth in their organic Schlafkokon; she was still haunted by the faces of their long human, odious past. They suddenly opened his eyes and pulled her arms off, what a rain pieces of tissue on the ground had niedergehen. Her eyes turned immediately into a prey animal and her entire body vibrated before unbändigem anger because of their human Makels. When they left their sleeping place, sackten behind her lifeless body guards in their flock together, one of the heads have rolled in a short time pace beside her. But all this was hardly true - their whole sense were focused on a specific goal: She had to erase their past and they could only by the murderous desire to swarm hingab.
The group of Marines was caught on the ground already verwachsen are bonded together as a bunch of verkrümmten confused and distorted body parts. They would soon be in the natural assimilation process to develop a new organism, the swarm would be served. But the general Kerrigan precious little. She knew from experience that these Marines have not yet fully integrated into the swarm were transferred awareness that their thoughts still belonged to them, that they are still human. Your confirmed groan and moan that you came to one of the Marines approached, whose upper body horizontally from the pile herausragte and fixed him with a mixture of angewidertem and mordlüsternem glance. "Do you want me not give your heart, small Menschlein?" Resonated dehumanized their vote. The eyes of the man before horror widened and his mouth slightly open shed light on how far the contamination was already advanced. "There will be a short, intense Association… believe me, your pain is infinite anyway." And with these words, she rasiermesserscharfen one of its excesses on his sternum and cut slowly towards the belly button. The screams of the Marines, the mitansehen could only helplessly as his intestines hervorgeholt were echoed by the wider dull organic walls of the cell. "You are a useless species. Emsig your expand its small huts, invents things that you fly to the planets you and hidden behind protective metal. And yet you are too weak to yourself to help. "The screams had now transformed into a Röcheln, but the Navy made it but a few words out to press:" Kerrigan… you were times one of us… how can you only do such a thing? "Their eyes spoke of pure horror. "From a very simple reason: to no more of you to be." And with one fluid motion they cut his heart out, which is still short in her hand until it still pulsated. Relief.



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Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
September 12 2008 14:40 GMT
#10
On September 12 2008 20:13 DwmC_Foefen wrote:
I can read it It's pretty nice. Was it for school or something or just because you felt like it?


thanks. nah, not for school. a friend and i were talking about the sc story and somehow we agreed that we both would write something to present to the other. he did a story with twin brothers living in a terran colony that gets raided by zerglings.. pretty brutal, just as mine.

if someone read "The First Law" by Joe Abercrombie i can also present alternate endings i wrote, if anyone wants
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