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Ingenious opener GRRRRR!!!!

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avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 23:24:07
August 27 2008 23:23 GMT
#1
I'm not talking about a brood war opening lol...

So here's what happens. After practicing some tennis with my brother I randomly wanna get food from the grocery store, and I like spontaneously going to "target rich" areas lol, as I've been working on my "game" along with brood war of course!

So I suggest to my brother we get pop tarts, he doesn't want them, so we're going down the isle and I see girls that look around 16-20'ish, possibly college/hs, coming in the isle. Very cute.

They walk by, we walk by, and we stop at the ice cream in the same isle and my brother now is trying to convince me to get popsicles. I'm like, um fuck no...so then I get in "the zone" where I don't have any anxiety whatsoever and the girls come towards me.

"Hi, what ya think, popsicles or pop tarts?" I ask them, smile on my face, and the one girl responds with a smile, and she says, "popsicles definitely." I'm like, "ahhh fiinnee we'll go with popsicles."

The other things going through my head were "how old are these girls?" They were the type that looked really cute, fuckable, but looked very very young (I'm 20, jr in college), but they were there alone together, so they probably at least could drive, so 16-20 age range is what they could be...

anyways, on this one, I aborted and didn't continue the interaction just because they looked so young (I regret it, sigh, but I wasn't looking for much anyways, just to practice opening and saying fuck to approach anxiety) but as I was walking out of the store with my brother it dawned on me what the fuck just occurred!!!

I innocently opened and asked, "popsicles or pop tarts?" and the girl answered with a smile, "popsicles..." -> PUT THE fucking pieces together!!!

Next time, I'm not aborting that shit!!!



***
Sup
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
August 27 2008 23:37 GMT
#2
You were definitely thinking with the wrong head so to speak. Failure at its finest.
Hi
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-27 23:48:38
August 27 2008 23:48 GMT
#3
All good experience. I don't quite get the "ingenious" bit though.
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
August 28 2008 00:01 GMT
#4
In your dreams that's what she meant.
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
August 28 2008 00:25 GMT
#5
yeah... unless you live in a porno she was just talking about frozen foods.
secret base
masami.sc
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States445 Posts
August 28 2008 00:26 GMT
#6
yeah.. you wish lol.
mmmmm...
Butigroove
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Seychelles2061 Posts
August 28 2008 00:37 GMT
#7
Yeah you are probably imagining things.
It could still be a good opening to start a conversation though.

"What do you have against poptarts? My ancient ancestors lived on poptarts!"

Then get her name, number, and then slam her. GG
Okay maybe I just wish it was that easy.
beach beers buds beezies b-b-b-baaanelings
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 28 2008 00:39 GMT
#8
"popsicle or poptart?"
"popsicle"
"Thanks, i just wanted to know what not to get"
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
August 28 2008 00:42 GMT
#9
FAIL, I dunno what else I can say...
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
August 28 2008 00:54 GMT
#10
Probably the fact that all you think about is whether or not you would bone them is failure in and of itself.
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
August 28 2008 00:54 GMT
#11
Well, I thought it a minor success, as I opened fine, I wasn't really going for much more than that, as they probably were too young for me. Could have done more, oh well!
Sup
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 28 2008 00:59 GMT
#12
On August 28 2008 09:54 avilo wrote:
Well, I thought it a minor success, as I opened fine, I wasn't really going for much more than that, as they probably were too young for me. Could have done more, oh well!


Your first approach of the day is always the hardest one, after that despite if you did good or bad, the next one will be MUCH easier, i guarantee you. Its sorta like swimming, when you just jump in the pool you feel cold and uncomfortable, but if you get out afterwards, and then jump back in again, you'll be much more accustomed to it. It's similar.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
August 28 2008 01:08 GMT
#13
Woooow
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
August 28 2008 01:16 GMT
#14
On August 28 2008 09:59 YanGpaN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 28 2008 09:54 avilo wrote:
Well, I thought it a minor success, as I opened fine, I wasn't really going for much more than that, as they probably were too young for me. Could have done more, oh well!


Your first approach of the day is always the hardest one, after that despite if you did good or bad, the next one will be MUCH easier, i guarantee you. Its sorta like swimming, when you just jump in the pool you feel cold and uncomfortable, but if you get out afterwards, and then jump back in again, you'll be much more accustomed to it. It's similar.


yah, it definitely feels like that
Sup
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
August 28 2008 01:21 GMT
#15
Haha gj
0xDEADBEEF
Profile Joined September 2007
Germany1235 Posts
August 28 2008 01:26 GMT
#16
This may well be a case of
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2008/04/02/Study_Men_women_confuse_sexual_cues/UPI-26241207110056/
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
August 28 2008 01:29 GMT
#17
[image loading]
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
August 28 2008 01:39 GMT
#18
On August 28 2008 10:26 0xDEADBEEF wrote:
This may well be a case of
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2008/04/02/Study_Men_women_confuse_sexual_cues/UPI-26241207110056/

What I was thinking, except idk that article
Liquid | SKT
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
August 28 2008 02:42 GMT
#19
Ahaha, it took me like half an hour to get it...or...at least I think I got it...damn...
this is my quote.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
August 28 2008 02:55 GMT
#20
Once, this girl looked at me while I was screaming. Sadly I didn't put one and one together, bitch obviously wanted to fuck me.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
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