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I'm not talking about a brood war opening lol...
So here's what happens. After practicing some tennis with my brother I randomly wanna get food from the grocery store, and I like spontaneously going to "target rich" areas lol, as I've been working on my "game" along with brood war of course!
So I suggest to my brother we get pop tarts, he doesn't want them, so we're going down the isle and I see girls that look around 16-20'ish, possibly college/hs, coming in the isle. Very cute.
They walk by, we walk by, and we stop at the ice cream in the same isle and my brother now is trying to convince me to get popsicles. I'm like, um fuck no...so then I get in "the zone" where I don't have any anxiety whatsoever and the girls come towards me.
"Hi, what ya think, popsicles or pop tarts?" I ask them, smile on my face, and the one girl responds with a smile, and she says, "popsicles definitely." I'm like, "ahhh fiinnee we'll go with popsicles."
The other things going through my head were "how old are these girls?" They were the type that looked really cute, fuckable, but looked very very young (I'm 20, jr in college), but they were there alone together, so they probably at least could drive, so 16-20 age range is what they could be...
anyways, on this one, I aborted and didn't continue the interaction just because they looked so young (I regret it, sigh, but I wasn't looking for much anyways, just to practice opening and saying fuck to approach anxiety) but as I was walking out of the store with my brother it dawned on me what the fuck just occurred!!!
I innocently opened and asked, "popsicles or pop tarts?" and the girl answered with a smile, "popsicles..." -> PUT THE fucking pieces together!!!
Next time, I'm not aborting that shit!!!
  
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You were definitely thinking with the wrong head so to speak. Failure at its finest.
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All good experience.  I don't quite get the "ingenious" bit though.
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In your dreams that's what she meant.
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yeah... unless you live in a porno she was just talking about frozen foods.
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Yeah you are probably imagining things.
It could still be a good opening to start a conversation though.
"What do you have against poptarts? My ancient ancestors lived on poptarts!"
Then get her name, number, and then slam her. GG
Okay maybe I just wish it was that easy. 
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"popsicle or poptart?"
"popsicle"
"Thanks, i just wanted to know what not to get"
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FAIL, I dunno what else I can say...
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Probably the fact that all you think about is whether or not you would bone them is failure in and of itself.
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Well, I thought it a minor success, as I opened fine, I wasn't really going for much more than that, as they probably were too young for me. Could have done more, oh well!
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On August 28 2008 09:54 avilo wrote:
Well, I thought it a minor success, as I opened fine, I wasn't really going for much more than that, as they probably were too young for me. Could have done more, oh well!
Your first approach of the day is always the hardest one, after that despite if you did good or bad, the next one will be MUCH easier, i guarantee you. Its sorta like swimming, when you just jump in the pool you feel cold and uncomfortable, but if you get out afterwards, and then jump back in again, you'll be much more accustomed to it. It's similar.
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On August 28 2008 09:59 YanGpaN wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2008 09:54 avilo wrote:
Well, I thought it a minor success, as I opened fine, I wasn't really going for much more than that, as they probably were too young for me. Could have done more, oh well! Your first approach of the day is always the hardest one, after that despite if you did good or bad, the next one will be MUCH easier, i guarantee you. Its sorta like swimming, when you just jump in the pool you feel cold and uncomfortable, but if you get out afterwards, and then jump back in again, you'll be much more accustomed to it. It's similar.
yah, it definitely feels like that
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What I was thinking, except idk that article
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Ahaha, it took me like half an hour to get it...or...at least I think I got it...damn...
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Once, this girl looked at me while I was screaming. Sadly I didn't put one and one together, bitch obviously wanted to fuck me.
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