EPTSo last friday I decided to drink almost a whole bottle of absolut vodka before going out, it wasn't the plan but it happend.
Bouncer: "how much have you been drinking today?"
I was obviously smashed as hell so I happily said 4 BEERS! And he let me in. Probably cause im a regular and I was with a couple of ladies.
I get in and for some weird reason I decide to buy myself 3 shots of something for like 30 bux, so later after about 10 minutes I find something amazing in the corner somewhere behind the dance floor, its a tv with a pacman game. But by the time I found it I cant really walk so I lay down on the floor playing pac man for about 5 minutes, then I puke a tiny bit and get thrown out.
By this point I "walk" away towards a friends place, but I pass out on the sidewalk somewhere. Now some people walk up to me and check if I'm okay. I realise theres puke next to me, in which you can easily see the noodles from the chinese food I had earlier. For some reason I remember I say: "HEY man thats not mine" and point at it.
I get up and walk for about 20 seconds and lay down around the corner again on the sidewalk. Now my girlfriends find me and drag me home to one of the girls, now its maybe 3am and i was thrown out about 3 hours earlier, but i'm still smashed as hell and cant think talk or walk properly. The girls take care of me and get me into bed. But since theres only 1 big bed I spend the night with 3 fine ladies, sorta like a non sexual orgy of hugs spooning and friendly love.
So I wake up with girls all over me as usual when my father calls, its like 11am, so I'm like "hey" and then the girls wake up and moan a bit, my father hears this and makes it seem like i've had a threesome from the other end of the line.
That was pretty sweet.
Vodka is dangerous.
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