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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-24 22:46:57
July 24 2008 22:42 GMT
#1
I'm writing this one for Nyovne, because apparently he is interested in my dating stories. I don't think this is a particularly great one.

So I was working at a summer internship, and it was coming towards its end. Two weeks before its end, however, a new intern came in.

I should point out, there was another intern that started with me. She was hot. I wasnt interested. One of the guys bet another guy he couldn't get a date with her. There was no date. Sucker.

This intern, pretty cute. Very snobby though, I wasn't really interested.

Well, anyway. I'm from New York. This job is in New York, and she's not. She stays in a hotel all by herself.

So after I finally lost my internship, because it was over, I told her I was going to take her out the next Sunday. Saturday night we got into a bit of a fight for something I said that she took the wrong way. Oh well.

Sunday, I text her to see if she'll still let me take her out. She says of course. Its a too bad there was no bet on any dates with this girl.
We went to see Wanted. Most innocent date of my life, I acted gentlemanly and still a little professionally as I've only known the girl from work. The girl is actually much, much cuter than I gave her credit for.

Sunday night after the date, I talk to one of my best friends who happens to be an ex of mine. She tells me not to lead the girl on. My ex is aware I do not intend this to go anywhere, as I intend on being single on returning to college. I said thats impossible, I am doing nothing to suggest anything more than friendly dates with this girl. The ex says okay and shrugs.


Monday we hang out some more. Except in her hotel. Awkward, maybe. Innocent, mostly. We sat close enough such that I can still smell her on the shirt I was wearing, but other than that no other bodily contact. It was kosher.

The ex says that was a bad idea.
I get home and my co worker's away message says "confused..sleeping"

Grreeeeat.

I say goodnight to her, because I didn't when I left. I ask her what's got her confused, and in typical girl fashion I dont really get a response. Half an hour of prying later, she tells me she's confused about me. Finally. I lay it all out.
Tell her I'm only here for a month, college awaits. Tell her she's cute, but I dont see it going anywhere so maybe I'm acting funny?

SHE FLIPS A FUCKING SHIT
LOSES HER MIND
"You had NO BUSINESS acting the way you did if you did not intend this relationship to go anywhere!"

WHAT RELATIONSHIP?

I tell my ex this.
"I fucking told you. You're a charming motherfucker, as much as I hate to tell you. Even when you dont try, you radiate the shit. I told you so."

TWO HOURS this girl is flipping out of me.
She tells me "you were just looking for the easy hookup like everyone else."

Okay, I draw a line. I like to think im a FANSTASTIC FUCKING GUY. Stand up son of a bitch. I'm never really looking for an easy lay. If i want it, i can get it from someone else. Is it so hard to believe I'm being charming and sweet from the goodness of my fucking heart?

I got angry. But i kept it on the down low. No reason for this girl to get even crazier on me. I tell her not to make such a stupid excuse for where we are, not to demean the both of us by saying something so stupid.

She tells me she doenst want to talk about it anymore and goes to sleep.

Next day, as I can't leave people pissed at me, I start talking to her.

"Still mad at me?"
"I dont know."

we talk for an hour


To cut to the chase, I'm seeing this girl again tonight.

Apparently, she still thinks im cute, charming, and likes being around me. She decided a one month fling isnt so bad, and that we can be good friends afterwards, catch up on AIM maybe visit once in a while.



After all that, I never would have thought I'd be getting ready to take this girl out again, but I'm all shaven and ready to go.

Updates may be in the future.

*****
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
July 24 2008 22:47 GMT
#2
oh my gosh i'm so excited what happens next!!
Slithe
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States985 Posts
July 24 2008 22:52 GMT
#3
It's like a novel in real time! Can we make it an interactive story where we decide what you do by poll?
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
July 24 2008 22:59 GMT
#4
Should have GrinQed when she went apeshit on you m8.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
July 24 2008 23:01 GMT
#5
On July 25 2008 07:52 Slithe wrote:
It's like a novel in real time! Can we make it an interactive story where we decide what you do by poll?



im down for giving it a go, throw out some options ill make a poll see where it goes
MrRammstein
Profile Joined May 2008
Poland339 Posts
July 24 2008 23:05 GMT
#6
On July 25 2008 07:52 Slithe wrote:
It's like a novel in real time! Can we make it an interactive story where we decide what you do by poll?


hahahahah

Tell her I'm only here for a month, college awaits. Tell her she's cute, but I dont see it going anywhere so maybe I'm acting funny?

I bet this is the part that got her mad. It could be gently "I wasn't laid yet, gtfo"
account abandoned:P RIP
leviathan400
Profile Joined November 2006
United Kingdom393 Posts
July 24 2008 23:19 GMT
#7
haha story was good then it became great with
"SHE FLIPS A FUCKING SHIT"
haha
:o
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 24 2008 23:20 GMT
#8
when you let a girl lead in any interaction, chances are she'll ditch you, or put you in the friend zone.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
xxsaznpride
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States506 Posts
July 24 2008 23:24 GMT
#9
Good read. I lol'd. Plz to continue gr8 story?
“Life is too short to embrace a woman I don’t love. I also think a woman’s life is too short to be embraced by a man she doesn’t love.” | CSGO: Cure Moonlight
8Pylon
Profile Joined April 2008
United States223 Posts
July 24 2008 23:48 GMT
#10
as new i am to posting on team liquid i am an avid reader and vod watcher. this is a first for me. I did enjoy your amusing story and would like you to continue.

so please do
I 3 pooled your mom with a napping drone, then scarabed her face. GG
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
July 24 2008 23:55 GMT
#11
lol interactive real time novel of an rl relationship would be so funny. i think u shoudl do it
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
July 25 2008 00:02 GMT
#12
im totally down. make it happen.
dr. steez PhD
Profile Joined July 2008
United States3 Posts
July 25 2008 00:06 GMT
#13

I get home and my co worker's away message says "confused..sleeping"

Grreeeeat.


hahaaa, this is always a bad sign.
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
July 25 2008 00:17 GMT
#14
Are you kidding me? Hook up with her and move on. You'll be gone soon anyway.

Jesus christ this isn't rocket science guys.
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
July 25 2008 00:20 GMT
#15
SHE'S READING THIS.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
July 25 2008 00:22 GMT
#16
sure as hell hope not :D
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
July 25 2008 00:23 GMT
#17
u can have a quick lay with me anytime
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
BottleAbuser
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1888 Posts
July 25 2008 00:24 GMT
#18
I figure, you can't get into a much closer relationship than with someone bitching at you and telling you all your perceived faults. Who else knows you that well and is comfortable with saying it?

Also sounds very scary.
Compilers are like boyfriends, you miss a period and they go crazy on you.
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
July 25 2008 00:44 GMT
#19
i didnt read, but it was pretty long so i 5/5'd
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
July 25 2008 00:45 GMT
#20
well, 9 pm, im going out now. i dont plan on getting anything, maybe a little kisses and cuddling but i think we're just gunna watch a movie and chill.
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