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How I learned not to fuck random jamaica men - Page 2

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obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
July 22 2008 22:31 GMT
#21
5/5 That was pretty good.
That was an unknown unknown.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 01:41:25
July 23 2008 01:39 GMT
#22
On July 23 2008 06:23 Ancestral wrote:
Lots of those kind of speakers have these kinds of stories, there was one who came into my health class. She was a women of the black persuasion, and used the most stereotypical "ghetto" lingo and body language to try to appeal to the 9th and 10th graders (who were mostly white). Like they'd show pictures of STDs and she'd say something like "daaaaaaamn girl do you want your cervix to look like that? I DON'T THINK SO SISTER!"

Anyway, the point is, she told tons of stories about girls named "Suzy" and other bullshit like that. It was incomprehensibly retarded. Although, that story was a lot funnier than any of the ones this woman told.

We did that in 9th or 10th grade. In health class, a guy comes in and shows us a slideshow of various and numerous STD effects and everything (like disfigured penises and a vagina with warts and a whole multitude of other gross things). The guy was cool, he had a distinct way of talking and was good at presenting this info.

While the pics scared most people, I didn't think they were that bad. After all, I've seen worse on the internet...
The net definitely desensitized me. Shock sites ftw.

edit - so OP your class didn't get ice cream?

edit2 - is that story true? thats so dick if it is
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
July 23 2008 02:14 GMT
#23
yeah it's 100% true, i'm not good enough to make shit like this up

maybe later i'll talk about how i learned that aids is a carbomb and that cutting yourself leads to meth abuse, but i'm too lazy right now
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 23 2008 02:31 GMT
#24
HAHAHAHAHA

not a true story right, about the jamaica thing?
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 23 2008 03:20 GMT
#25
LOL.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
anotak
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1537 Posts
July 23 2008 03:44 GMT
#26
On July 23 2008 11:31 il0seonpurpose wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA

not a true story right, about the jamaica thing?

of course not it's just some bullshit they made up to scare us
it's like shit like "WEED HAS BEEN PROVEN TO MAKE BIG HOLES IN UR BRAIN. LIKE THIS ONE TIME THIS GUY DIED FROM SMOKING TOO MUCH WEED IN A PICKUP TRUCK AND WHEN THEY DID THE AUTOPSY HE HAD HOLES IN HIS BRAIN" etcetcetc

or the last day of class in 11th grade the teacher goes (not the pedocoach guy but some old lady that looked a little bit like the hydralisk portrait): "which drug is the WORST DRUG OF ALL DRUGS"
and then the class starts saying heroin and meth and shit. and she's like "no, you're wrong. it's marijuana". WTF?
kpcrew
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)1071 Posts
July 23 2008 08:37 GMT
#27
this is why condoms were invented
Clan Lzuruha
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
July 29 2008 13:28 GMT
#28
Wow, haha. Looks like I've got another bad habit to work on. =( !
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
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