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Don't you hate it when people ask you if you can speak chinese? I realize this isn't a big issue with most of you, but I get asked this all the time. Usually the conversations goes something like this.
Random Guy: "Do you speak chinese?"
Me: "I'm Japanese dude"
Random Guy: "Answer the question"
After I explain that Asians don't all speak "Chinese", he asks me do I know how to curse in Japanese. Ok why the hell do you want to know? Isn't that kinda a half assed way of cussing? Ooo I wanna curse at someone and they won't even know it! Completely pointless.
And its even LESS useful when you really need to curse.
Some Jackass "You wanna go dude? No? Fuck off then you fucking cocksucker."
Random Guy: "Tojiko amatsu daifuku!!!!!"
Jesus Christ. Even the Jackass might feel sorry for you after that.
Disclaimer: I don't know Japanese.
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Disclaimer: I don't know Japanese.
rofl
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On July 14 2008 05:28 Wizard wrote:
Disclaimer: I don't know Japanese.
rofl
haha. Should I italicize it?
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haha I tried to look some up and I came across this:
Now, why would you want to know some Japanese swear words?
Are you just trying to insult the Japanese language?
Japanese people are going to be offended by this, you know.
I insist that you don't need to know any swear words, anyways. When you're grown up, you're not going to be allowed to be swearing at people. Think about it. What you do now, is going to shape your future tomorrow.
And this is going to shape your future up into something bad.
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On July 14 2008 05:32 Wizard wrote:haha I tried to look some up and I came across this: Show nested quote +Now, why would you want to know some Japanese swear words?
Are you just trying to insult the Japanese language?
Japanese people are going to be offended by this, you know.
I insist that you don't need to know any swear words, anyways. When you're grown up, you're not going to be allowed to be swearing at people. Think about it. What you do now, is going to shape your future tomorrow.
And this is going to shape your future up into something bad.
LOL!
Its true tho. Why do they want to know?
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I never really minded it too much. I usually just thought of it as an ice breaker topic when you just met someone.
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On July 14 2008 05:42 Dr.Dragoon wrote:
I never really minded it too much. I usually just thought of it as an ice breaker topic when you just met someone.
I suppose so. I actually dont HATE it. I think its kinda amusing. Thus I tell TL
But I do find it mildly annoying.
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Happened to me all the time. I'm Japanese/Korean, so when it comes to guessing Asian-looking Asians, you've got a 66% chance of at least getting it half-right! But no, it never happened. Always the damned Chinese.
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On July 14 2008 05:54 Southlight wrote:
Happened to me all the time. I'm Japanese/Korean, so when it comes to guessing Asian-looking Asians, you've got a 66% chance of at least getting it half-right! But no, it never happened. Always the damned Chinese.
Who doesn't guess chinese first? srsly. Its kinda annoying. It must suck to be taiwanese. Every ONCE in a while someone ask japanese first but NEVER taiwanese
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Haha this is true people at school said that to me often. (I'm chinese)
I just ignore them or tell them to piss off.
Sometimes even people I'm quite good friends with they think I'm japanese. -_-
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On July 14 2008 06:01 TonyL2 wrote:
Haha this is true people at school said that to me often. (I'm chinese)
I just ignore them or tell them to piss off.
Sometimes even people I'm quite good friends with they think I'm japanese. -_-
Lol, I kinda feel bad. What if they DO try to use japanese curse words. I just imagine situations like the above.
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Germany1302 Posts
Since I am cursed the glad owner of a 7 digit ICQ Number i get like 5~20 new contact requests per day, with like 90% being chinese or russians. After trying to communicate with my with their non-existant german or english they ussually ask if i speak their language and the convo ends instantly or with some curses..
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On July 14 2008 06:03 Chosi wrote:
Since I am cursed the glad owner of a 7 digit ICQ Number i get like 5~20 new contact requests per day, with like 90% being chinese or russians. After trying to communicate with my with their non-existant german or english they ussually ask if i speak their language and the convo ends instantly or with some curses..
At least you earn new words yeah?
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Only happens when that random guy is non-Asian. Asians tend to be able to tell each other apart.
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you must meet a lot of ignorant dumb people.
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On July 14 2008 06:21 Mastermind wrote:
you must meet a lot of ignorant dumb people.
High school in the midwest
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Yeah white people suck 
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been there done that
less though, i live in the bay area where theres a whole lotta asians
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Do you speak Asian though?
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On July 14 2008 07:02 Jyvblamo wrote:
Do you speak Asian though?
ching chong ching
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On July 14 2008 07:03 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:ching chong ching
No dude, that's Chinese.
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On July 14 2008 07:02 Jyvblamo wrote:
Do you speak Asian though?
Mitsubishi toyata!!!
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My dad was at a cocktail party when some guy walked up to him and asked him "How do you say "You're an idiot" in Chinese." My dad realizes that obviously this white guy is up to no good, so he says "Wo shi yi ge da ben dan" which translates to "I'm an idiot." Obviously, the guy proceeds to go to every Chinese person and becomes completely confused as to why everybody's laughing at him.
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On July 14 2008 07:07 Caller wrote:
My dad was at a cocktail party when some guy walked up to him and asked him "How do you say "You're an idiot" in Chinese." My dad realizes that obviously this white guy is up to no good, so he says "Wo shi yi ge da ben dan" which translates to "I'm an idiot." Obviously, the guy proceeds to go to every Chinese person and becomes completely confused as to why everybody's laughing at him.
lol
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who the fuck does that?
like learn from a chinese guy how to say "you're an idiot", then tell a bunch of chinese guys that they're idiots?
thats some transcendent douchebaggery
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On July 14 2008 07:27 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:
who the fuck does that?
like learn from a chinese guy how to say "you're an idiot", then tell a bunch of chinese guys that they're idiots?
thats some transcendent douchebaggery
The same reason why someone would want to curse in japanese. There either douchebags or wusses.
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i get that all the time too. it's as if stupid people, without coordinating, somehow manage to do the exact same thing in every part of the world, thousands of miles apart from each other.
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On July 14 2008 05:54 Southlight wrote:
Happened to me all the time. I'm Japanese/Korean, so when it comes to guessing Asian-looking Asians, you've got a 66% chance of at least getting it half-right! But no, it never happened. Always the damned Chinese.
Ya Chinese people are horrible. I mean wtf.
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typical asian with a white or black person
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On July 14 2008 10:48 il0seonpurpose wrote:
typical asian with a white or black person
wat??
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It's easy to tell the difference between Chinese and Koreans. I think.
Japanese not so easy  .
And of course there are some exceptions.
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wait, so do you speak chinese or not?
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