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Valhalla18444 Posts
HEY GUYS FAKESTEVEV HERETO TELL YOU ABTUA C OOL GUY NAMED INCOTNRONL "GEFF" ROBNINS
I FIRST MET GOEFF ROBNSINON AT A TRADE FAIR DOWDN IN OLKAHOMA HE WAS SELLING QUILT SHTHAT HE MADE OUT OF TH E PUBIC HAIR OF GIRLS THAT HE HAD SEX WITH
BASICALLY THERE WAS LIKE 30 QUILTS SO U CAN IMAGINE HOW MANY GIRSL INCONTROL "GEOFF ROBINSNO" CONTROL HAD SEX WITH
WHEN I WALKED UP TO HISBOOTH HE POINTED AND THE QUILTS AND HE SAID "THIS IS THE PUBICS OF THE GIRLS I HAD SEX WITH" ANDN I NODDED IN AGREEMENT
SON AFTERWARDS WE WENT TO MY BUICK AND HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT IN HIS POCKET AND HE SAID 'THIS IS MY BUICK NOW, YOU JUST GOT YOUR CAR STROLEN' AND I WAS STRAGENLY OK WITH THAT
WE WALKED ALONG THE BEACH HOLDING HANDS FROR A WHILE AND HE TAGGHT ME ALL ABOUT ZERG AND WHEN WE CROSSSED INTO THE LAND OWNED BY JURASIC PARK HE KILELDA TYRANNOSAURSU WITH A STERN GLARE AND BITING WIT
HE YELLED UP AT THE TYRANNOSAURUS 'HEY YOU TRUARANOSSAURS YOU GOT LITTLE BABEY ARMS HOW WOULD U EVER PLAY SC LOL' AND TH ETREX WAS SO SAD HE LOGGED ONT O USEAST AND FREIEND REMOVED ALL HIS DINOSAUR FRIENDS AND THEN DROWNED HIMSELF IN TH EOCEAN
LATER THAT DAY WE WENT FOR ICE RCREAM AND BECAUSE GEOFF IS SO TRONG HE PROBABLY HAD A GOOD JOB WHERE HE MADE LOTS F MONEY BECAUSE HE PAID FOR MY FUDGE SUNDAE
I WENT WITH HIM TO A BARBEBYQ THAT EVENING AND I MET HIS KIDS BRYCE MACHINE AND LEE JAKE DONG ADN THEY WEER PRETTY COOL BUT I GUESS WITH A DAD AS COOL AS INCONTROL "GEOFF ROBINSION" POSTALOT THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE
I SAW HIS WIFE AND HIS WIFE WAS A STUNNING SUPERMODEL WITH HUGE TITS BUT LIL NIPPLES NOT TH EBIG GROSS COOKIE THINGS THAT EVNE COOKIE MONSTER WOULD SAY 'I DONT WANAN PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH'
HE SHOWED MEHIS "BATTEL ROOM" WHER EHE KILLS KIDS ON STACCRAFT AND I SAW THE KEYBAORD WHICH WAS 5 FEET IN DIAMETER TO ACCOMODATE HIS BIG MANLY POWER HANDS AND HE SHOWED ME HOW TO CLIC ON THE ICONS TO MAKE UNITS
LATER WE WEANT TO JAMBA JUICE AND HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT JAMBA AN D WHY TH EY MAKE JUICE OUT OF IT AND THEN ARTOSIS SHOWED UP AND GEOFF CONTROL BEAT HIS FACE IN WITH A BAR STOOL
IF U COULD BE ANYONE INT HE WORLD WHO WOULD YOU BE??/ I WOULD BE GOFF "INCONTORO" ROBNONSIN BECAUS EE HE IS THE COOLEST AND ASLSO GOODLOOKING
I FU EVER TRY TOT SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY FRIEND 'FAHTER ZERG' GROFF 'CONTROL' I WILL KILL U AND GEOFF WILL BLEND UR CORPSE WITH SOME PROTEIN POWERDER AND DRINK U WHILE HE WORKS OUT
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I'm not sure if I believe that. I mean how could he have woven all those quilts and had that much sex? I bet yubee helped.
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On July 12 2008 11:47 .kaz wrote:
I'm not sure if I believe that. I mean how could he have woven all those quilts and had that much sex? I bet yubee helped.
#1 poster after all.
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CA10828 Posts
omg wtf posts are being deleted
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CA10828 Posts
maybe if i make a lot of them
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On July 12 2008 11:47 .kaz wrote:
I'm not sure if I believe that. I mean how could he have woven all those quilts and had that much sex? I bet yubee helped. wat
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yubee you missed the boat man
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Valhalla18444 Posts
PSOT UR STORIES ABOUT THISS GRETA MAN
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thedeadhaji
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INCONTROL ONCE BENCHPRESSED ME AND MY MOTHER
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Austin10833 Posts
I sat quietly at my computer, unsure how to reply. As I stared vacantly at the blinking line, a wolf howled in the distance.
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omfg I can not stop laughting. This shit is so good it hurts.
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TIHS 1 TYME AT BAND CAMP INCONTORL AND I... WELL, I DON'T RAELWY REMEMBER TEH REST. I KINDA PASSED OUT!
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United States22883 Posts
Sorry, but it wasn't nearly as entertaining as Geoff K.
Lowtax > yuo
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thedeadhaji
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haha moving it to blog was a great move b/c blogs get 0 views.
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Rofl god incontrol is so cool!
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iNcontroL
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On July 12 2008 12:14 fusionsdf wrote:
I dont like this thread
I fucking love it 
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my wat was deleted 
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Calgary25988 Posts
I was trying to delete the entire thread, but the TL code was updated so you can't delete the OP.
I think it's pretty sad that we try to tell everyone to post properly, and then a site admin does this.
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This was a terrific read. I actually laughed at certain moments, simply because of th writing style. I'm not sure whether some of the puns were intended because of the style, but even if they weren't, good job, lol
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iNcontroL
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On July 12 2008 12:20 Chill wrote:
I was trying to delete the entire thread, but the TL code was updated so you can't delete the OP.
I think it's pretty sad that we try to tell everyone to post properly, and then a site admin does this.
A certain "this is our house" rule comes to mind.. oh and jokes are still ok on TL.net Chill. You must have misread the memo.
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thedeadhaji
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wtf has chill become me circa 2007??
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Does that mean he's going to ban himself?
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On July 12 2008 12:20 Chill wrote:
I was trying to delete the entire thread, but the TL code was updated so you can't delete the OP.
I think it's pretty sad that we try to tell everyone to post properly, and then a site admin does this.
Hahaha, its a blog its not too bad. 
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iNcontroL
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it was in general section.. blog is the compromise between the two red titans.
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United States20661 Posts
BuGz it was in general.
Agreed with Chill/Haji whoever on this one, despite the entertainment factor.
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Oh, in that case shame on steve. 
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TL.NET IS FORUM FOR MAN OF MANKIND
I GET MANLIER EVERYDAY READING TL.NET
THANK YOU, TL.NET
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This would be cooler if it was in the general forum
or better yet, you get linked to this thread when you click the July vs Best OSL thread
(and vice versa... though of course you would have directions on how to get to the OSL thread).
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Man I fucking hate funny threads
You should feel ashamed steve
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thedeadhaji
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it is my civil duty to bump this thread.
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Incontrol can talk to bears and is the greatest manliest and most compassionate forest ranger in the world and the animals love him and there is a great hawk with a scar on one of its eyes with a cold gaze that is ancient and the grandfather of the forest that always rests on Incontrols shoulder as he gazes down from the great mountains over which he presides
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fakesteve i think u might be full of it???
FULL OF LOVE FOR "INCONTR"OL GEOFF "ROEBNSO" TAHT IS!!!!! ILL NEVER FOERGET THE TIEM I MET CONTROL "INCTRONOL" INCONROL BEZCAUSE I PURCHAESD THIS HUUUUUUEG!!!! WALLSCROLL DEPCTING THE EVNTS OF ME MEETING HOIM ND I HAEV IT HANGIN RIHGT HERE IN MY PORSTING DEN AND I PERIODCALLY GAZE PON IT TO DRAW PSOTING INSPRIATON, FROM. SPO LET ME TELL U A LITTLE TALE ABUOT THIS GUY CAELLED GEOF "WATRMELON BALLS" INONTROLO
I WUOLD GUESS IT ALL STARTED WEHN I WAS SITIN IN MY FRRONYARD CHECKING OUT A PATICULARLY COOL ASS BEETLE AND ALL OF TEH SUDDNE A FERAKIN HOUSE LANDS NEXT TO ME OTU OF THE SKY!!! SO I WAS LIEK COOL I HAVE NEW NEHBORHINOS I GUESS?? AND IT WAS THEN TAHT I RELIZEXD IT WAS NO HOUSE BUT IN FADCT INCON "ENGLISH MAJOR" TROLL SDTANDIN RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO ME!!! I FREZAK OUT FOR A GOOD MINUET AND A HALF AND THEN HE BELOWED "HEY GUY YOU WANAN BUY THIS RIGHT HERE WALLSCROOL?. ASD IM SURE U CAN GUEST BY NOW IT WAS TEH VERY SAME WALSROLL I HAVE HERE!! SO WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
I FREAK OUTT AGAN FOR A DECENT WHILETILL I REALIZE THIS IS OEN FINE DEAL!!! SO I TELL HIM DTHIS LIL FACTOID TO WICH HE RTEPLIED HOLD ON BUSTER I GOT A FEZW DOGS WE GOTTA SEE FIRST. I CZECH OUT THE WALLSCROLL AND LO ND BEHOLDD IT HAS A FRAEM WHERE IM CHECKIN OUT A WHOLE BUNCHA DOGS SO I SAYS OK ITS MEANT TO BE I GUES LETS DO GTHIS "THANG"
I PROPDOSE WE TAEK A BUS BUT INCONTROL "CLUSTERFUCK" JEF WILL HAVE NONE O THAT. HANG ON TO MY LHUXURIUS CHEST HAER HE SAYS NAD I WILL TELEPORT U ALL OVER THE PLACE
I GRAB A THICK STRAND THE SIEZ OF MY FORE ARM AND ITS FREAKIN HARD AS DIAMNOD AND ZOOM!!! WE ARE OFF AND WE VISIT MAYBE A ONE MILLION DOGS AN DLOOK AT EACH ONE FOR A FEW SECS MAYB PET IT A LIL TILL FINALY I UNDERSTNAND THE MORALE HERE
EACH AND EVDRY DOG (MAN!!) IS A LIL DIFFERNET BUT ALL OF THDEM DESERVE OUR ATNENTION AND MAYBE SOEM PETTING SOPEMRTIMES
INC READS MY MIND LIKE IT A NEWS PAPERRT AND HE SAYS THATS RIGHT BUKCO NAD DONT YPU FORGET IT!! I PAZY THE MAN FOR THE HIGH QSUALITY WALSCROL AND JUST LIEK THAT HE WAS GONE; EVERYTHING SMELD OF STRDAWBERIES FOR DAYS!!
WAHT A GUY!!!!!!!!
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Best thread in lsat 7 months on tl.net and it's been moved. GG fucking tl.net, i will now remove site from favorites-_-
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how can something be completely incoherent in the manner of speaking yet lucid in portraying the thought at the same time
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iNcontroL
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fucking rofllfllflf cow ahahhaa
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This blog is so full of win
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Once I saw Incontrol beat up Chuck Norris!
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On July 13 2008 03:26 kidd wrote:
Once I saw Incontrol beat up Chuck Norris!
incontrol is chuck norris
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No hes batman- OH SHIT HES BOTHFF
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Valhalla18444 Posts
On July 12 2008 21:20 vGl-CoW wrote:
fakesteve i think u might be full of it???
FULL OF LOVE FOR "INCONTR"OL GEOFF "ROEBNSO" TAHT IS!!!!! ILL NEVER FOERGET THE TIEM I MET CONTROL "INCTRONOL" INCONROL BEZCAUSE I PURCHAESD THIS HUUUUUUEG!!!! WALLSCROLL DEPCTING THE EVNTS OF ME MEETING HOIM ND I HAEV IT HANGIN RIHGT HERE IN MY PORSTING DEN AND I PERIODCALLY GAZE PON IT TO DRAW PSOTING INSPRIATON, FROM. SPO LET ME TELL U A LITTLE TALE ABUOT THIS GUY CAELLED GEOF "WATRMELON BALLS" INONTROLO
I WUOLD GUESS IT ALL STARTED WEHN I WAS SITIN IN MY FRRONYARD CHECKING OUT A PATICULARLY COOL ASS BEETLE AND ALL OF TEH SUDDNE A FERAKIN HOUSE LANDS NEXT TO ME OTU OF THE SKY!!! SO I WAS LIEK COOL I HAVE NEW NEHBORHINOS I GUESS?? AND IT WAS THEN TAHT I RELIZEXD IT WAS NO HOUSE BUT IN FADCT INCON "ENGLISH MAJOR" TROLL SDTANDIN RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO ME!!! I FREZAK OUT FOR A GOOD MINUET AND A HALF AND THEN HE BELOWED "HEY GUY YOU WANAN BUY THIS RIGHT HERE WALLSCROOL?. ASD IM SURE U CAN GUEST BY NOW IT WAS TEH VERY SAME WALSROLL I HAVE HERE!! SO WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
I FREAK OUTT AGAN FOR A DECENT WHILETILL I REALIZE THIS IS OEN FINE DEAL!!! SO I TELL HIM DTHIS LIL FACTOID TO WICH HE RTEPLIED HOLD ON BUSTER I GOT A FEZW DOGS WE GOTTA SEE FIRST. I CZECH OUT THE WALLSCROLL AND LO ND BEHOLDD IT HAS A FRAEM WHERE IM CHECKIN OUT A WHOLE BUNCHA DOGS SO I SAYS OK ITS MEANT TO BE I GUES LETS DO GTHIS "THANG"
I PROPDOSE WE TAEK A BUS BUT INCONTROL "CLUSTERFUCK" JEF WILL HAVE NONE O THAT. HANG ON TO MY LHUXURIUS CHEST HAER HE SAYS NAD I WILL TELEPORT U ALL OVER THE PLACE
I GRAB A THICK STRAND THE SIEZ OF MY FORE ARM AND ITS FREAKIN HARD AS DIAMNOD AND ZOOM!!! WE ARE OFF AND WE VISIT MAYBE A ONE MILLION DOGS AN DLOOK AT EACH ONE FOR A FEW SECS MAYB PET IT A LIL TILL FINALY I UNDERSTNAND THE MORALE HERE
EACH AND EVDRY DOG (MAN!!) IS A LIL DIFFERNET BUT ALL OF THDEM DESERVE OUR ATNENTION AND MAYBE SOEM PETTING SOPEMRTIMES
INC READS MY MIND LIKE IT A NEWS PAPERRT AND HE SAYS THATS RIGHT BUKCO NAD DONT YPU FORGET IT!! I PAZY THE MAN FOR THE HIGH QSUALITY WALSCROL AND JUST LIEK THAT HE WAS GONE; EVERYTHING SMELD OF STRDAWBERIES FOR DAYS!!
WAHT A GUY!!!!!!!!
hahahahhahahahahahhahahhahhahh
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5/5 =D
loved chill intermission...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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ROFLLLLLLLLLLL this is even better than the facebook thread
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LOL AND THE T REX WENT ON US EAST AND FRIEND REMOVED ALL HIS DINOSAUR BUDDIES AND THEN DROWNED HIMSELF IN THE OCEAN
LOLOLOLOLOL
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HAY GAYS ITZ SPARAT OF THE TARNA HARR TO DELL YOU BOUT A SHITY METHERTRECKER CALLE D" GARBANZO" INCTORLN GEOFF.
SO I JWAS MANA-JIGN MY BED AN BREKKKFERST TTH OTHER DAY, JSUT A QUAIN'T LITTLES PLAEC OF THE SIDE OF THE RODE
WHEN MRS "SHIMON ASND GARKFUNKEL" ROBISNSON RIDES UP IN HRE LITTLE PONY AND SEH"S LALL LIEK
TOOOONA I NEDE ALAL YOUR PORRN LKK E RITE NAO
IM LIEK WHY I NE D TH AT PRON IT MAEKKE M E MONAY PAY PER VIREW RIGHT
BUTTT NOOOO GOEFJF "SYRVIVOR" PBOROBST RIPPS OFF MY FCUKN SCEILING, , TURNZ O NMY FUCKING TEELVSIZOIN ADN EJZAKYULKATES BLACK AL OVER MY SHEEEEST HOLY SHET
SO THEN I CALL MY MAID TO RPLEACE IT RIGITH? RIGHT BUT AL HER SHETT SAR E STAINED BLAKC INCROLTROL CUM TOO
I WAS LIKE what
ZZSOO AFET WATHCING 30 HORZ OF MY PARN IN TREHE SECONCDS FLATTT, TROM 'INCUNTRRL' CRUZ CONVZRTS MY HARSE TO SCENTOLGY AND DESLNT VEN PAY FOR THE PRON OAR TH EHORSEE
GODDANM I HATTE BAENZ
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This is probably the funniest thread on teamliquid. Maybe in all of its history.
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thedeadhaji
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nah, have you read the M2 dog thread?
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