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Beat your damn kids

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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 11 2008 20:46 GMT
#1
So there was driving down Germantown road when I see these 4-5 little kids walking down the road against traffic. It being rush hour and the street being a major intersection traffic was heavy. So what do these little fuckers do, they throw a tire out into the middle of the road which almost causes a pile up. I had to swerve into the middle lane and back into the right lane to avoid hitting two other cars while the tire bounced across the fucking road causing others cars to do the same. Too bad I didn't know the number for the Memphis Police.

BEAT YOUR GOD DAMN KIDS BEFORE SOMEONE GETS OUT OF THEIR CAR AND DOES YOUR JOB FOR YOU!

***
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 11 2008 20:47 GMT
#2
Dang, you must be gosu drivers
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
July 11 2008 20:52 GMT
#3
should've just swerved around the tire and clipped them with the side of your car (well not really... but maybe just close enough to scare em' a bit)
Gyabo
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States329 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-11 21:00:24
July 11 2008 20:53 GMT
#4
Beat those kids indeed. I support your philosophy...and so does this guy...
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 11 2008 21:08 GMT
#5
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat
Karma is a bitch
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 11 2008 21:48 GMT
#6
I could never agree more after working about a year in a retail job.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33723 Posts
July 11 2008 21:53 GMT
#7
I think you can raise your kids without beating them (ie I would have never even considered doing something this retarded at ANY age).

That being said, I fully support these kids getting beat up

Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
July 11 2008 22:09 GMT
#8
I would beat my kids
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at starcraft.
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Maybe.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20173 Posts
July 11 2008 22:27 GMT
#9
i miss germantown
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 11 2008 22:33 GMT
#10
I believe it's + 10 points per kid you hit with your car.
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-11 22:53:05
July 11 2008 22:52 GMT
#11
My mom works as a teacher and she and her co-workers say that the kids that get beaten at home behave the worst in school. I guess beating wont solve bad parenting.

These kids should seriously get their asses kicked tho.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
July 11 2008 23:06 GMT
#12
Beating kids is an effective tool for parents with poor skills. lets just leave it at that.

It works but is also a double edge sword.
Rillanon.au
BlackStar
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Netherlands3029 Posts
July 11 2008 23:09 GMT
#13
Beating kids is terrible for the children.

You only teach them violence. They will learn that you make other people do what you want by inflicting pain. And that it is an ok thing to do (if nothing else works).


All expects agree very strongly on this.
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
July 11 2008 23:14 GMT
#14
dang SC pays off I guess, go micro that siege tank er car.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
July 11 2008 23:20 GMT
#15
don't need to beat your kids to make them not act like idiots
but it certainly helps
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
July 11 2008 23:21 GMT
#16
The fear of beating is worse then the actual beating, so you don't have to constantly beat your kids, threaten them a little.
bluemanrocks
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States304 Posts
July 11 2008 23:28 GMT
#17
On July 12 2008 08:06 haduken wrote:
Beating kids is an effective tool for parents with poor skills. lets just leave it at that.

It works but is also a double edge sword.


He's right. You have to beat the kids with a double-edged sword.
I AM THE THIRD GATE GUARDIAN
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
July 11 2008 23:29 GMT
#18
double-edge sword is the worst imagery ever. you're still the one holding the sword.
Hates Fun🤔
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 11 2008 23:44 GMT
#19
On July 12 2008 08:28 bluemanrocks wrote:
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On July 12 2008 08:06 haduken wrote:
Beating kids is an effective tool for parents with poor skills. lets just leave it at that.

It works but is also a double edge sword.


He's right. You have to beat the kids with a double-edged sword.

that would be the death of them i suppose
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
0xDEADBEEF
Profile Joined September 2007
Germany1235 Posts
July 11 2008 23:54 GMT
#20
Yes beating is bad. Just punish them differently, e.g. by grounding them or not allowing them TV/comp/console for a day. And no punishment is just as bad as beating (instead of learning to "solve" a lot through violence, they'll learn that they can get away with a lot).

Btw: Germantown, what the hell is that. I smell something stupid. :>
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