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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 04 2008 21:51 GMT
#1
*phone rings*

haji - "hello?"
kevin, lab technician - "hi, this is kevin"
haji - "oh hi kevin"
kevin - "So you want some gas?"
haji - "yea, I do want gas!"
kevin - "well I have it for you here"
haji - "I'll be down there in 2 minutes"

end convo


I had left a note on his door since I wanted a cylinder of Argon gas, but haha the isolated covo was quite funny.

Gas? Yo quiero gas!

*fart*

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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24665 Posts
July 04 2008 21:55 GMT
#2
When you stop to analyze your everyday conversation (especially at work) you realize how virtually everything you say can be interpreted as either sexual or sophomoric humor. Just try being a teacher...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 04 2008 22:00 GMT
#3
ahh haji
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 04 2008 22:10 GMT
#4
5/5 would read again

This wins best blog of the year.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Harem
Profile Joined November 2007
United States11390 Posts
July 04 2008 22:18 GMT
#5
wat
Moderator。◕‿◕。
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 04 2008 22:20 GMT
#6


This wins best blog of the year.

Can he do that?!
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
July 04 2008 22:35 GMT
#7
Well, maybe best haji blog of the year, and there is a lot of competition!
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 04 2008 22:37 GMT
#8
On July 05 2008 07:35 inlagdsil wrote:
Well, maybe best haji blog of the year, and there is a lot of competition!


Especially with oakhill and everything.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 04 2008 22:48 GMT
#9
I'm not sure which I dislike more... Your reading comprehension, or that you like OakHill :O
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 04 2008 22:50 GMT
#10
i like my toilet blog best
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 04 2008 23:03 GMT
#11
okay so this one guy said "HI U R SEXY" and i told him... i know.
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
July 04 2008 23:37 GMT
#12
On July 05 2008 07:48 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
I'm not sure which I dislike more... Your reading comprehension, or that you like OakHill :O


I thought you meant this is haji's best blog -> auto-nominee for blog of the year.

:[
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 05 2008 00:45 GMT
#13
pwntruncci's song blog entry owns everything in existence.

Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 05 2008 01:24 GMT
#14
lolwut?
CFDragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States304 Posts
July 05 2008 03:53 GMT
#15
Is it wrong if I immediately started thinking about vespene, expos, and 3rd geysers etc. etc.?
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
July 05 2008 04:39 GMT
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rofl sup?

I thought of that to CFDragon.
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