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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 23 2008 22:47 GMT
#1
i am drunk to the point that I almost crashed into a light po;le bitcking back to my room, and I to;ld my coat club aptain that anm drunk to the poin that I wouldn tbe able to goet itup.

He was with his GF, who was a cox cfor one ofhte threxs. hopeuflly the amount of types adds to the legitimacy of myu intoxication.


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Viledica
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada361 Posts
June 23 2008 22:49 GMT
#2
Sweet.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44369 Posts
June 23 2008 22:51 GMT
#3
So I guess you're not answering my text. Or at least not coherently.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
._.
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
1133 Posts
June 23 2008 22:54 GMT
#4
For a smart guy you sure do really stupid shit. I mean, wowzers, what kind of wanky bs is that?

Silly goose man, silly boy.
:D
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24804 Posts
June 23 2008 22:54 GMT
#5
I hate drunk people. But I <3 haji.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
June 23 2008 22:56 GMT
#6
LOL im so excited hahahahah
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Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
June 23 2008 22:56 GMT
#7
nice drunken typing skillz0rs
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
June 23 2008 22:57 GMT
#8
I hate micronesia. But I <3 haji. (I'm kidding acg)
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26004 Posts
June 23 2008 22:57 GMT
#9
PS How are you people getting drunk on Mondays? SERIOUSLY.
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Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
June 23 2008 23:04 GMT
#10
<3 haji
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
June 23 2008 23:06 GMT
#11
you told your coat club captain you wouldn't be able to get it up?

britain sure is weird
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24804 Posts
June 23 2008 23:07 GMT
#12
On June 24 2008 07:57 SayaSP wrote:
I hate micronesia. But I <3 haji. (I'm kidding acg)

I know, you hate haji also.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
June 23 2008 23:07 GMT
#13
On June 24 2008 07:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
He was with his GF, who was a cox cfor one ofhte threxs.


I'm really curious what this is supposed to mean
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
June 23 2008 23:09 GMT
#14
who even turns on his computer while drunk lol go to bed haji
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44369 Posts
June 23 2008 23:13 GMT
#15
On June 24 2008 08:06 fusionsdf wrote:
you told your coat club captain you wouldn't be able to get it up?

britain sure is weird

Boat club. Haji is a rower.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44369 Posts
June 23 2008 23:14 GMT
#16
On June 24 2008 08:07 GeneralStan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2008 07:47 thedeadhaji wrote:
He was with his GF, who was a cox cfor one ofhte threxs.


I'm really curious what this is supposed to mean

The cox is the guy who sits at the front of the boat and formulates the game plan, which usually (but not always) involves rowing really fast.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
June 23 2008 23:22 GMT
#17
On June 24 2008 08:09 Frits wrote:
who even turns on his computer while drunk lol go to bed haji


mine never goes off
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
June 23 2008 23:40 GMT
#18
haji always delivers even when drunk.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32159 Posts
June 23 2008 23:51 GMT
#19
On June 24 2008 07:57 Chill wrote:
PS How are you people getting drunk on Mondays? SERIOUSLY.


I know, wtf. My smart friend goes to upenn for law, and both of you get drunk twice as much as me. What i nthe flying fuck.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24804 Posts
June 23 2008 23:55 GMT
#20
On June 24 2008 08:51 Hawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2008 07:57 Chill wrote:
PS How are you people getting drunk on Mondays? SERIOUSLY.


I know, wtf. My smart friend goes to upenn for law, and both of you get drunk twice as much as me. What i nthe flying fuck.

Yes it's a problem.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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