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NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
June 10 2008 16:57 GMT
#21
On June 11 2008 01:40 UmmTheHobo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 10 2008 23:18 thedeadhaji wrote:
On saturday I had an epic bike crash.

To expand, I basically hit a retractable bollard as it came up after a bus passed (I was following the bus). I don't know exactly what happened but I was catapulted forward - so I imagine some part of the bike hit the bollard coming up and hence I went forward.

Luckily I didn't flip, just the bike completely tumbled forward, the right handle bar got bent in (drop down bars), and I mildly injured both wrists, right pinky, left ankle, right knee + theigh. It's nothing major but it's bloody annoying considering it happened 4 days before our races start.

It was rather weird, I had no idea what the fuck had happened, and my brain was frozen for a good number of seconds later coping with the pain and making sure I'm still okay and shit. Some dude helped me up since I was kinda pinned in by my bike or something, I don't even know what kind of position I was in (unnutral for sure). It was somewhat humorous when two other guys from our crew who were following me came up and were like "dude wtf man what happened" haha.

Bollards, for those of you unfamiliar, are these annoying buggers.

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I bet you posted this just to raise your post count. I bet you made that whole story up.


I bet you posted that comment about him making this post to raise his post count because you want to raise your post count.
UmmTheHobo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States650 Posts
June 10 2008 16:59 GMT
#22
On June 11 2008 01:57 NotSupporting wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2008 01:40 UmmTheHobo wrote:
On June 10 2008 23:18 thedeadhaji wrote:
On saturday I had an epic bike crash.

To expand, I basically hit a retractable bollard as it came up after a bus passed (I was following the bus). I don't know exactly what happened but I was catapulted forward - so I imagine some part of the bike hit the bollard coming up and hence I went forward.

Luckily I didn't flip, just the bike completely tumbled forward, the right handle bar got bent in (drop down bars), and I mildly injured both wrists, right pinky, left ankle, right knee + theigh. It's nothing major but it's bloody annoying considering it happened 4 days before our races start.

It was rather weird, I had no idea what the fuck had happened, and my brain was frozen for a good number of seconds later coping with the pain and making sure I'm still okay and shit. Some dude helped me up since I was kinda pinned in by my bike or something, I don't even know what kind of position I was in (unnutral for sure). It was somewhat humorous when two other guys from our crew who were following me came up and were like "dude wtf man what happened" haha.

Bollards, for those of you unfamiliar, are these annoying buggers.

[image loading]


[image loading]


I bet you posted this just to raise your post count. I bet you made that whole story up.


I bet you posted that comment about him making this post to raise his post count because you want to raise your post count.


Actually I did.

And no. I will not tell you that you just said I was trying to raise my post count to raise your post count.
...
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32097 Posts
June 10 2008 18:14 GMT
#23
You guys do know that post counts really don't do anything for you, right?
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H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 10 2008 18:48 GMT
#24
I once did a full front flip off my bike and landed on my stomach. It was pretty awesome for about 1.3 seconds.
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 10 2008 21:27 GMT
#25
On June 11 2008 00:40 Xeofreestyler wrote:
woot i found it!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/339100/bollard_test_stop_the_big_truck/


holy shit!

On June 11 2008 01:01 Sirakor wrote:
thedeadhaji - living in Cambridge by any chance?


yarr!
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
June 10 2008 22:08 GMT
#26
On June 11 2008 03:14 Hawk wrote:
You guys do know that post counts really don't do anything for you, right?

I think you are wrong Mr. Hawk.

Post counter = Penis size.

Right Haji?
Not bad for a cat toy.
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
June 10 2008 22:23 GMT
#27
Those bollards come up really fast, but we managed to follow a taxi really closely once and get over. :D It's not obvious when they're active.
No I'm never serious.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
June 11 2008 02:15 GMT
#28
sue da shit out of the government
hello there
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 11 2008 11:04 GMT
#29
On June 11 2008 07:08 Krohm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2008 03:14 Hawk wrote:
You guys do know that post counts really don't do anything for you, right?

I think you are wrong Mr. Hawk.

Post counter = Penis size.

Right Haji?


but haji is japanese!
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 11 2008 11:49 GMT
#30
i lost my bike, ppl broke my lock
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14899 Posts
June 11 2008 17:38 GMT
#31
sounds brutal, good to hear you're ok
d.arkive
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States843 Posts
June 11 2008 19:20 GMT
#32
The first time I saw a bollard move up and down, I was awed in wonder.
"Refrigerator. Refrigerator, damn you. Refrigerator."~Spiritofthetuna, speaking in Haiku after losing
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