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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 02 2008 01:44 GMT
#1
I was playing some team games with GI, Jared, and Keen before TSL finals. TSL finals had started, but I rly needed to go buy food so I rushed over there on my bike, got there 5 mins before it closed. The place is called the Co-Op, a small supermarket/convenience store if you will.

As I lined up I noticed the person at the register (customer) was buying loads and loads of potatoes and grapes, among other things. Then I realized she was wearing employee gear. Then I heard her say "out of date" repeatedly. So I guess she was buying the out of date potatoes and grapes en masse. And I mean this was some tiny woman buying a full cartload of shit.

I was somewhat annoyed b/c I had to wait for like 10 mins as she bought all her shit and was delayed getting back for TSL, but on the other hand was somewhat amused by her behavior. On the register next to hers was another 8 bags of potatoes, also out of date.

It was just odd.

****
itzme_petey
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1400 Posts
June 02 2008 01:49 GMT
#2
she must have a potato chip maker.
"Last night, I played a game.. as I recall it was a strategy game.. Peeked around and what did I see, a girl playing starcraft better than me.. and I jizzed in my pants.."
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
June 02 2008 01:51 GMT
#3
0/5 you got my hopes up about a potato chip machine.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Sean.G
Profile Joined October 2004
Spain889 Posts
June 02 2008 01:51 GMT
#4
laughed my ass off reading those comments. rofl.
"He is fighting in this match like we've never seen a terran player fight before. He is fighting as hard as Orlando Bloom fights for the affections of Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean 3, and hopefully he'll have more success" - Klazart
Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
June 02 2008 01:51 GMT
#5
Man, you post soo much lolol
bg
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43987 Posts
June 02 2008 01:53 GMT
#6
I went out to a pub with friends to eat and was 30 minutes late to the TSL. Fortunately the TSL was late. I did have to kind of bail on my clan war though because I knew if I didn't go out to eat I'd end up not eating til after the TSL.

On topic, it would have been good etiquette for her to let you go ahead. Maybe she really wanted those potatoes though.
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Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
June 02 2008 01:54 GMT
#7
Why didn't you mention the grapes in the topic?
This neo violence, pure self defiance
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43987 Posts
June 02 2008 01:54 GMT
#8
You realise you made 23k about the same time I made 4k. Which puts you posting about 8x as much as me.

You're a sick man haji.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
June 02 2008 01:57 GMT
#9
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prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-02 01:59:29
June 02 2008 01:58 GMT
#10
Oh what a bitch. Being an employee, and having a big haul of food, she should've noticed your presence and said "Oh I'm sorry. Keeping you from the Razer TSL am I? Here, you go first!"

edit: Also what kind of grapes were they? The crimson ones? They r nice.. i want grapes..
Oh no
wakpark
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States173 Posts
June 02 2008 02:00 GMT
#11
On June 02 2008 10:54 Kwark wrote:
You realise you made 23k about the same time I made 4k. Which puts you posting about 8x as much as me.

You're a sick man haji.


I think you mean 6x?
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43987 Posts
June 02 2008 02:05 GMT
#12
On June 02 2008 11:00 wakpark27 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2008 10:54 Kwark wrote:
You realise you made 23k about the same time I made 4k. Which puts you posting about 8x as much as me.

You're a sick man haji.


I think you mean 6x?

Because 6x140 is 1000....

If you're going to be a pedant you could at least be right about it.
Saying that what I said is slightly wrong and then saying something just as wrong yourself is kind of retarded.
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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
June 02 2008 02:12 GMT
#13
boil em mash em stick em in a stew?
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Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
June 02 2008 02:13 GMT
#14
Kwark, just FYI, I use that line in your sig so often and have gotten so many laughs from it that I just sent you $100.00 eDollars out of gratitude.
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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 02 2008 02:13 GMT
#15
On June 02 2008 10:54 Hittegods wrote:
Why didn't you mention the grapes in the topic?


I had already pressed enter by the time I realized!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 02 2008 02:14 GMT
#16
On June 02 2008 10:54 Kwark wrote:
You realise you made 23k about the same time I made 4k. Which puts you posting about 8x as much as me.

You're a sick man haji.


U R terrible at math <3
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
June 02 2008 02:14 GMT
#17
On June 02 2008 10:58 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
Oh what a bitch. Being an employee, and having a big haul of food, she should've noticed your presence and said "Oh I'm sorry. Keeping you from the Razer TSL am I? Here, you go first!"

edit: Also what kind of grapes were they? The crimson ones? They r nice.. i want grapes..


grapes were green sir!

tbh I was more amused at her fervor at buying them out of date foods than my irritation at the event. hahaha
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
June 02 2008 02:15 GMT
#18
boil em mash em stick em in a stew!
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 02 2008 02:15 GMT
#19
On June 02 2008 11:05 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2008 11:00 wakpark27 wrote:
On June 02 2008 10:54 Kwark wrote:
You realise you made 23k about the same time I made 4k. Which puts you posting about 8x as much as me.

You're a sick man haji.


I think you mean 6x?

Because 6x140 is 1000....

If you're going to be a pedant you could at least be right about it.
Saying that what I said is slightly wrong and then saying something just as wrong yourself is kind of retarded.


wtf?

you made 4k
he made 23k ~ 24k

4 x 6 = 24

...
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
June 02 2008 02:18 GMT
#20
I just realized how odd this is. What was she like, some crazy old woman who wanted to make a bunch of past-the-date raisin n' potato pies?
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