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before I have to wake up again to row X__X.
It's been... a long night.
We got our course module results from the last 6 months today. The result was that out of the 19 chaps in the course, 14 passed, 2 marginal failed, and 3 high passed. Marginal fail means they must high pass (70%+, which is actually difficult to achieve) on their research module in order to get their degree, and high pass means they need just a pass on their research part in order to graduate with distinction (high honors, etc). You can imagine that the result was gathering the troops to go on a fucking epic victory lap.
The guys who high passed were a French girl, a Britsh lad, and me O_O. LOL I think pple were surprised that I high passed considering I had been constantly saying how I dont give a shit about the course as long as I just dont fail, how I think the course is shit, and I just dont give a shit, give a shit, give a shit, give a shit, and dont give a shit. Lawl even the said British dude who's a good friend of mine was like "dude I seriously didn't think you'd ever get a high pass" when we were both sufficiently drunk.
I could go on and on about how some pple in the course are retarded, some pple who we all thought would high pass didn't, and how there is a complete hanus(sp) bitch from Imperial College who we all absolutely despise. Anyways...
6:30am - rowing
10:30am - lab
12:00pm - still lab
4:00pm - still lab
6:00pm - boat house
7:30pm - anchor (a pub) - 1 pint of stella. about 7 pple present
9:00pm - (wtf how did I only drink 1 pint during that time - too much bitching about the course I guess) move to the Fountain Inn, a pub - 1 pint of some beer, 2 pints of cider, 1 glass of whiskey and coke. I went to the John at least 6 times. I somehow think it's a good idea to chat with a dude with crooked teeth who can't even properly piss into the yernel. He thinks the THBC letters on my back means Boxing Club. Unfortunately, it means Boat Club. Not as manly, I'm afraid. By the end, 4 guys remain. The same 4 guys as fucking always.
12:00am - move to Club FEZ. Just another glass of whiskey and coke, dance around for 2 hours. Can't hear a thing as I exit.
2:00am - rather sober. Go to one of those greasy burger/fries joints that exist on all college campuses for a burger and fries. Me and the other dude who got the high pass sit on the wall in front of Kings College and bitch about retards and bitches in the course, and how we expected some other pple to fail, how we had both wished that the bitch Imperial college girl had failed, etc.
man the times don't really compute and aren't accurate but w/e. 2 pints of beer, 2 pints of cider, 2 glasses of whiskey and coke. The fucking mixing of drinks is deadly. THank GOD I declined my friend's suggestion of downing Yaegermeister or however the fuck you spell it. That shit was the demise of me last friday fuck.
I definitely paced myself reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllly wisely @ the fountain b/c if I had kept drinking at a steady pace I would have crashed before reaching FEZ. And the goal of the night was to keep fucking going, rather than crashing.
Mission accomplished.
Now I have 4 hours of sleep before I get to wake up for a freezing morning of rowing. Really, I probably should have drank harder but what can I do -_-;;.
(I know, I could have drank harder. Shut up.)
Sry, this blog is kinda boring. Even if I wrote about our course gossip, it wouldn't be enterataing.
Oh yea, maybe this will help make the blog a bit more interesting. My ass is bleeding, and it's not where you'd expect lawl. It's definitely from when I went commando for a day after being drenched rowing and having only worn a gimp suit and not having boxers to change into and not having time to go back to my room and going straight to the department. Commando + wet seat + khaki pants = mass friction on inner part of buttcheek = pain = similar to getting a fucking gym-floor-burn on your fucking ass. It sucks let me tell you. Fucking narrow seats of racing bikes fuck.
The drawback to the high pass thing is that there is a chance that the degree committee will change the requirements to high passes on both the course module and the research module, so I now have to actually TRY on my research instead of just coasting it in  .
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that picture looks fucking disgusting
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thedeadhaji
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That means I've done my job well!
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Don't sleep, that's my awesome advice. Also, it seems I got drunk tonight again (see your previous blog) but I hope it wont lead to me feeling bad tomorrow morning. That would just be weird.
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Those narrow seats are like thongs for men.
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What type of camera did you use to take that picture?
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he's doing a master's program at oxford in electrical engineering
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Thats alot of labs.
Sounds like my friends who study over here, electrical engineering too. Just labs labs labs all day long
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On May 17 2008 19:20 thedeadhaji wrote:lawl close but like, not correct at allllll. I do a materials science/business masters @ cambridge. I think I'm supposed to hate oxford but I'm not sure. btw I felt.... relatively okay this morning, although I woke up 5 mins late and hence our boat captain came knocking on my door as I was putting my shoes on. As we exited the building, he was like "you alright? b/c you look REALLY tired". Yea, go figure. Sry this blog didn't live up to the standards of the previous ones
Hey, a fellow Cambridge tab? :D Which college and more importantly.. which May Balls are you going to?!? Congrats on your results by the way, I can honestly relate to the indescribable torture that is cam exams...
And btw.. yes.. you are obliged to hate Oxford and all its inbred students. I personally spit in their faces but you are free to choose your own method of hate...
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On May 17 2008 19:20 thedeadhaji wrote:lawl close but like, not correct at allllll. I do a materials science/business masters @ cambridge. I think I'm supposed to hate oxford but I'm not sure. btw I felt.... relatively okay this morning, although I woke up 5 mins late and hence our boat captain came knocking on my door as I was putting my shoes on. As we exited the building, he was like "you alright? b/c you look REALLY tired". Yea, go figure. Sry this blog didn't live up to the standards of the previous ones
Sorry, I told him the Americanized version, the one where oxford = cambridge, and all grad school programs are the same
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On May 17 2008 19:38 Elric_ wrote:Show nested quote +On May 17 2008 19:20 thedeadhaji wrote:lawl close but like, not correct at allllll. I do a materials science/business masters @ cambridge. I think I'm supposed to hate oxford but I'm not sure. btw I felt.... relatively okay this morning, although I woke up 5 mins late and hence our boat captain came knocking on my door as I was putting my shoes on. As we exited the building, he was like "you alright? b/c you look REALLY tired". Yea, go figure. Sry this blog didn't live up to the standards of the previous ones Hey, a fellow Cambridge tab? :D Which college and more importantly.. which May Balls are you going to?!? Congrats on your results by the way, I can honestly relate to the indescribable torture that is cam exams... And btw.. yes.. you are obliged to hate Oxford and all its inbred students. I personally spit in their faces but you are free to choose your own method of hate...
I'm @ TitHall, but I don't plan on going to any May balls. I cite apathy as my primary reason. :O:O
yourself?
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On May 17 2008 21:36 thedeadhaji wrote:Show nested quote +On May 17 2008 19:38 Elric_ wrote:On May 17 2008 19:20 thedeadhaji wrote:lawl close but like, not correct at allllll. I do a materials science/business masters @ cambridge. I think I'm supposed to hate oxford but I'm not sure. btw I felt.... relatively okay this morning, although I woke up 5 mins late and hence our boat captain came knocking on my door as I was putting my shoes on. As we exited the building, he was like "you alright? b/c you look REALLY tired". Yea, go figure. Sry this blog didn't live up to the standards of the previous ones Hey, a fellow Cambridge tab? :D Which college and more importantly.. which May Balls are you going to?!? Congrats on your results by the way, I can honestly relate to the indescribable torture that is cam exams... And btw.. yes.. you are obliged to hate Oxford and all its inbred students. I personally spit in their faces but you are free to choose your own method of hate... I'm @ TitHall, but I don't plan on going to any May balls. I cite apathy as my primary reason. :O:O yourself?
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JAEGERBOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats on the High pass.
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On May 17 2008 23:12 Hurricane wrote:
JAEGERBOMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats on the High pass.
Tastes like cough syrup and hits like a hammer.
TitHall is a truncation of Trinity Hall, one of the 31(?) Colleges at Cambridge U.
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