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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
April 29 2008 19:15 GMT
#21
On April 30 2008 02:46 Chill wrote:
Good to know you ban anyone who calls you out. This story is obviously made up.


Hey what the fuck FBH is amazing it's just that everyone on TL.net misunderstands his genius there's a good chance this is true.
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
April 29 2008 19:23 GMT
#22
Walk in one day wearing no shirt and an inflatable donut around your waist.
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
April 29 2008 19:29 GMT
#23
On April 30 2008 04:08 itzme_petey wrote:
First off, smell the mouse she is using.

A) smells like fish, your gf might be fingering herself to FBH go to option #1
B) smells like lotion, bad news, the lotion is for jerking some other guy. go to option #2
C) smells like nothing, nothing probably happened, go to option #3

Options
#1 put a thin layer of peroxide on the mouse. when ever she feels the urge to masturbate to FBH shes going to feel the burn..

#2 reformat her harddrive.

#3 your girlfriend is just being stupid and trying to make your jealous. perform option #1.


Dude, that was hilarious!

D) Smells like man perfume. Your gf is doing blowjobs while the guy is browsing FBH pictures. go to option #4.

#4 show her the Tossgirl pics and say you lick the monitor while watching them. She might get jealous and leave the other guy and FBH altogether.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Phyre
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States1288 Posts
April 29 2008 20:08 GMT
#24
Post the picks you found?
"Oh no, I got you with your pants... on your face... That's not how you wear pants." - Nintu, catching 1 hatch lurks.
Response
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States1936 Posts
April 29 2008 20:16 GMT
#25
On April 30 2008 04:08 itzme_petey wrote:
First off, smell the mouse she is using.

A) smells like fish, your gf might be fingering herself to FBH go to option #1
B) smells like lotion, bad news, the lotion is for jerking some other guy. go to option #2
C) smells like nothing, nothing probably happened, go to option #3

Options
#1 put a thin layer of peroxide on the mouse. when ever she feels the urge to masturbate to FBH shes going to feel the burn..

#2 reformat her harddrive.

#3 your girlfriend is just being stupid and trying to make your jealous. perform option #1.



err i got lost at C)
the REAL ReSpOnSe
PissedOffEmo
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada777 Posts
April 29 2008 20:31 GMT
#26
This is the dumbest thread i've ever read.
Shit happens and then you die
nofAcedAgent
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States952 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-29 20:53:56
April 29 2008 20:48 GMT
#27
1) your full of shit.
2) shes crazy and you need to dump her.

I dont care who the photo is of if shes editing it to make it look like their holding hands and huggin shes fucking insane.

GG

Hidden option 3) she hears you use the word "fancy" and is looking for another bf
PissedOffEmo
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada777 Posts
April 29 2008 20:52 GMT
#28
On April 30 2008 05:31 PissedOffEmo wrote:
This is the dumbest thread i've ever read.

Shit happens and then you die
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
April 29 2008 21:30 GMT
#29
On April 30 2008 05:52 PissedOffEmo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 05:31 PissedOffEmo wrote:
This is the dumbest thread i've ever read.


Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
April 29 2008 22:54 GMT
#30
On April 30 2008 05:48 nofAcedAgent wrote:
Hidden option 3) she hears you use the word "fancy" and is looking for another bf


lol yeah gayest british word ever
Graphics
Narrator
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States868 Posts
April 29 2008 23:31 GMT
#31
How does your girlfriend know of FBH?
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:53 GMT
#32
On April 30 2008 02:46 Chill wrote:
Good to know you ban anyone who calls you out. This story is obviously made up.


banned.
dance like no ones looking!
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:55 GMT
#33
On April 30 2008 05:31 PissedOffEmo wrote:
This is the dumbest thread i've ever read.


banned. emo.
dance like no ones looking!
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:56 GMT
#34
On April 30 2008 05:08 Phyre wrote:
Post the picks you found?


i don't have them, and i wouldn't show a randomer my girlfriend anyway
dance like no ones looking!
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:57 GMT
#35
On April 30 2008 05:48 nofAcedAgent wrote:
1) your full of shit.
2) shes crazy and you need to dump her.

I dont care who the photo is of if shes editing it to make it look like their holding hands and huggin shes fucking insane.

GG

Hidden option 3) she hears you use the word "fancy" and is looking for another bf


banned.
dance like no ones looking!
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 10:58 GMT
#36
On April 30 2008 08:31 Narrator wrote:
How does your girlfriend know of FBH?


we watch lots of sc vods together and its her favourite player
dance like no ones looking!
demonic_phate
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States442 Posts
April 30 2008 11:52 GMT
#37
On April 30 2008 19:58 lod-mika wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 08:31 Narrator wrote:
How does your girlfriend know of FBH?


we watch lots of sc vods together and its her favourite player

I guess it would be logical for him to be her favorite player
his ceremonies might be cute or something to her as opposed to extremely insulting (and quite disturbing)
BusyP
lod-mika
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United Kingdom84 Posts
April 30 2008 11:56 GMT
#38
On April 30 2008 20:52 demonic_phate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 19:58 lod-mika wrote:
On April 30 2008 08:31 Narrator wrote:
How does your girlfriend know of FBH?


we watch lots of sc vods together and its her favourite player

I guess it would be logical for him to be her favorite player
his ceremonies might be cute or something to her as opposed to extremely insulting (and quite disturbing)


my girlfriend isn't like that, i think she just fancies him anyway. i think fbh is well funny, did you watch him on bnet attack? hes like telling this protoss to drop a zealot to kill all his vultures cause they were on mines. lol then he double nuked him
dance like no ones looking!
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
April 30 2008 21:45 GMT
#39
On April 30 2008 07:54 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2008 05:48 nofAcedAgent wrote:
Hidden option 3) she hears you use the word "fancy" and is looking for another bf


lol yeah gayest british word ever


ah sod off you bunch of arses.
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
April 30 2008 21:55 GMT
#40
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